#im so fucking embarrassed

[yukio4]

My DAD told me that he's worried about my obsession about Logan Howlette (or just Hugh Jackman in general) I'm in tears.

[missazura]

WE COLLECTIVELY AGREE TO NEVER TELL BILL THIS HAPPENED OKAY. BLOOD PACT WITH ALL OF YOU RIGHT NOW. WE TAKE IT TO OUR GRAVES

[leafwateraddict]

Just had the WORST gay panic over a fucking HUMANIZED APPLEJACK im so done 😭

[hollownoire]

I've been talking to someone I've been playing DnD with for a few years now, we've never really talked much outside of game but lately that's changed

We've been talking for about a week now and I guess I'm getting used to him, cause last night I fucking called him an "Eepy creechure" when he was about to go to bed

I want the earth to swallow me

[adorabledrugl0rd]

Nothing like having a full blown breakdown at work and having your coworkers walk in on you in a fetal position on the floor

Amazing. Enchanting even. 10/10

[sawbf]

PUBLIC AUTISM CRINGE MOMENT

[cannibalpool]

Well...that interview went.

[kindnessoverperfection]

i fucking had everything. i was wildly successful so fucking quick. everything about my situation was so fucking good. and i ran.

[tokenstraightholhorse]

dear auditory hallucinations,

normally you're mild and alright and i just hear birds or mario music bUT WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE SOMEBODY'S BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE WHY

[eggthew]

just remembered that I wrote a story about lesbian water molecules for my year 7 science class

TWO stories actually I wrote a sequel

[kaevch]

i was drawing something w/ my headphones on and my dad called me to give me food AND I DIDN'T KNOW HOW LONG HE WAS STANDING THERE FOR.

[fabulouslygaybean]

i screwed up so bad

[beautifulcherryblossomcoffee]

I got weak in the knees and PHYSICALLY FELL TO THEM when someone told me I didn't have to wait to go to the club to try necking. I need to be put down or pinned down and I don't care which just make it quick

[chredded-cheese]

when other people make shit decisions at my expense and face no consequences

but they're my friends so even tho i don't trust them anymore doesn't mean i don't cherish them

my friends are my everything but they say things they shouldn't.

[cloudsentapollo]

Can someone come to my house and push me down a flight of stairs so I have an excuse not to go to work tomorrow? 🙃

[u3pxx]

i guess i had to make with the kimchuck, coward