Poor Ajaw bro😭
He will definitely go to you to snitch on Kinich, and while at it, he’ll throw in some make-believe stories that makes Kinich sound like a horrible person.
“Kinich said he’ll feed me to the saurian mountain king!”
“Kinich was going to throw me at the desert!”
“Kinich wanted to sell me to criminals!”
The only thing that makes his claim believable to you is how he was cutely trying to wipe his tears with his tiny, pixelated hands.
And one more thing to make you believe him even more:
“I-I just wanted to hang out with him, I had no one to play with and I thought that m-maybe we could’ve spent some time together as friends…”
That was an obvious lie, he would never say that.
But it works well enough to persuade you to talk some senses into Kinich.
The saurian hunter doesn’t even know what happened when you came barging into his place telling him to apologize to Ajaw, and you weren’t at all pleased to see him.
Then Kinich finds out Ajaw lied about him.
“I didn’t do anything he said—“
“Are you saying Ajaw is a liar?”
“Yes,”
“Hey!” Ajaw growled, but quickly clearing his throat to get back into his act. “I mean—It really happened!”
Then Ajaw decided to pull off one of his secret moves to persuade you:
“D-Don’t you trust me?” The dragon frowns, dots of tears still in the corner of his eyes while clutching onto your clothes like a little kid. “I-It was so scary…! I keep getting nightmares about it and—“
Then he continues to sob on your shoulder, saying how he can’t even bring himself to tell the full story at how terrified he is.
He felt an immense wave of success when you start to comfort him.
When you weren’t looking, Ajaw would sneak a glance at Kinich, quietly laughing at how helpless he has gotten.
And Kinich felt intensely mocked by it.
But before he could do anything else, you left with Ajaw, telling him that he’ll stay with you until Kinich can bring himself to apologize.
As the hunter continues to watch you baby Ajaw from afar, the dragon would always grab any chances he gets to rub it in Kinich’s face.
It was sweet revenge.
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Does anybody in the Obey Me! cast know that MC's phone is special and can basically see other people's text chains at random? Would anyone ever pick up on this?
Imagine hanging out with Beelzebub when Belphegor starts messaging him. Your phone, wholly unrelated to their chat in any way, starts dinging every single time Belphegor sends a message. It buzzes at the exact same time as Beelzebub's phone. Maybe he'll laugh it off as coincidence at first, but in time of course he'll get suspicious.
Imagine chilling with Leviathan when your phone starts blowing up with notifications because Mammon and Satan are having an argument. Leviathan becomes envious. You must be so popular, you must have so many people vying for your attention. He starts getting upset.
You try to tell him the messages aren't important (they're not even for you!), but you can't exactly admit that your phone is constantly spying on the conversations between him and his brothers. How you watched him teach Diavolo how to play Mononoke Land in real time.
Does this system only work with people you know? With the people currently registered as contacts in your D.D.D.? Do you ever see the random thirst messages people DM Asmodeus? Do you ever see Mephistopheles message private matters to his family? How often are surprises ruined due to this? How difficult is it to watch Simeon repeatedly message Solomon with questions he clearly intended to text Lucifer? Can you keep your mouth shut when two people are privately discussing juicy gossip that's too good to ignore?
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can we pleasee please please stop fucking fearmongering and blaming trans men for the predstrogen situation. please god. posts about "trans men teaming up with terfs to get trans women banned!" with zero sources all over my dash. blaming "transandrophobia truthers" for all the transmisogyny. have you all lost your fucking minds?? what the fuck happened to t4t??? what the fuck happened to trans solidarity??? why is "transfem separatism" even a subject worth entertaining????
anyone who says other trans people are the enemy is a fucking fed. jesus christ
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