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What a CONCEITED ASSHOLE. Like honestly, he's told to his FACE that the Council won't give him a rank he didn't earn, so he murders all of them and then just. TAKES the rank, takes the position as some honored dissenter, and at the same time pretends he left because of IDEALOGICAL DIFFERENCES WHAT THE FUCK ANAKIN.
What is the line from like. fucking Chicago. "I guess you could say we broke up because of artistic differences. He saw himself as alive, and I saw him dead."
This is that but with just. more genocide and also less cause.
#kat rants#anakin skywalker#im sorry this is just so fucking funny#why are you Like This ani#star wars
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I love when arthropods have a pseudopupil. It's so whimsical and cute, and they come in so many varieties!!
little kitty cat eyes!!!
bombastic side eyes!!!!
cartoon character eyes!!!!
bigass anime eyes!!!!!
BE NOT AFRAID eyes!!!!!
#biology#arthropods#crustaceans#insects#crab#praying mantis#grasshopper#damselfly#butterfly#sorry i just googles -athropod name- eyes#so im not sure exactly what species these bugs are (yes crabs is bugs)#honestly im not sure if thats actually a praying mantis#it could just be like. a regular mantis#who cares anyway pseudopupils are so fucking cool!!!!!!!#i ESPECIALLY love damselflies they are so fucking cute and have no right to be that way#also grasshoppers have such funny faces#they all remind me of like. distinguished and rotund victorian gentleman. no idk why that is
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he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.
except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?
at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.
except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.
about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.
he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.
#i used to think it was romantic too and then i was like. now i see it as a HUGE red flag#writeblr#it is also almost EXCLUSIVELY said by immature ppl who think this is normal#fyi even if u think it's funny and ur like 'im an introvert it's just TRUE' like. you need therapy (ily tho)#healed introversion is just ''i would prefer to be by myself'' not ''i hate every person'' ... hate is not normal. that is not healthy#im sorry. i know it feels accurate. but if you're walking around with that kind of rage....#1. you're making a LOT of assumptions about every single person u have ever met. which is often unfair and unkind#and also usually involves judging people based on their worst moments or little mistakes#2. you are being unfair to the person who is ur ''exception''#3. there is a VAST difference between ''ur my favorite person'' and ''the ONLY person i like.''#idk i think this is just a personal bias thing tbh#im sure there are people who have this experience normally#but i have YET to find a man who thinks like this and ISNT absolute DOGSHIT. although tbh.... like. im sure he exists#when u hit like 30 some of the things that were once kind of hot now just sound fucking exhausting. like ''im in a band''#edit in the tags: i used to kind of be like this too. but the thing is that like. my life became so much more peaceful#once i started believing that people are generally good. like yes i am mad at the world at large#but it's just.... a very hard way to live. you're not a bad person or wrong for the ways other people hurt you and taught you to be angry.#but that anger will continue to hurt YOU. it will punish YOU. it will prevent YOU from making new deep connections. it will protect you yes#but it will also cause MASSIVE blowback. bc if you lose the One Person... your life will fall apart. i know this personally.#i really recommend just trying to be... cautiously optimistic instead. like. yes#people can be horrible and cruel and there are some communities (incels for example) that aren't worth that optimism#but i think like... most people will hold a door for you . most people want to help you find your wallet .#i hope one day you are able to find peace. i hope that rage eventually smooths over. i know how hard it is PERSONALLY#and i know what must have happened to you. and im deeply deeply sorry we share the same wound.#but i promise - sometimes we all need someone else to help us carry the weight. eventually the rage has to die so that we can let help in#i had to spend years biting at outstretched hands. i still often do. im still very wary . and my heart breaks that you flinch too.#here's the thing: i don't blame you. but we were both acting out of fear and pain. .... not out of healthy behavior. and ... change#was needed. i needed change too. rage was useful for a while. then it just left me isolated and bitter. i had to (with effort)#choose to let that rage go. and let people in . VERY SLOWLY THO LOL
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Doodle dump!
Brainrot so bad i made a fanchild 💀💀💀
Also dont ask me why i have tons of colored sketches in such a short amount of time im also freaking myself out 💀
#digital art#my art#artwork#cove holden fanart#olba mc#olba cove#olba fanart#olba#our life mc#our life: beginnings & always#our life beginnings and always#our life#gb patch games#cove holden x mc#cove holden#cove x oc#cove x mc#DAD COVE DAD COVE#olba cliff#cliff holden#leandra last#elizabeth last#idk if theres a tag for the moms im sorry 💀#i read a fic where cove and the mcs kid is just another cove and i thought that was so fucking funny#tho i wanted to atleast have one resemblance from the mom#kori and her peircing gold eyes
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live laugh lori
#♦️charlie's art#epithet erased#lorelai blyndeff#should i tag sylvie??? I'll tag sylvie#sylvie ashling#sylvester ashling#sorry I'll get to talking about That Thing im doing any minute now 🙄 my lazy ass just has a few more things to wrap up#have i mentioned lori is my second favorite ee character. shes my second favorite ee character. i love her#isnt it wild how if sylvie had stayed at the toy store for like 5 more minutes he could've met lori and gotten roped into pop's shenanigans#i hope they meet in hpc. whenever that happens. it'd be so fucking funny
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silly au where hunter can also see the other golden guards but all they do is annoy him
#theyd be ghosts in this BUT in canon im not sure whether or not belos was hallucinating them so.#toh#the owl house#hunter toh#hunter#golden guard#golden guards#grimwalkers#avepharts#no serious art at the moment sorry my brain's just giving me sillies#anyway it's giving kind of fucked up sitcom#i know there's like. a lot of angsty things with this kind of premise. and i support that. but a black comedy would also be really funny#angst and humour babey#toh spoilers#the owl house spoilers
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jodio and dragona, my beloveds!!
#I FORGOT TO MENTION I STARTED READING PART 9 i still haven't read part 8 im so sorry you can kill me#but i just had to know alternate universe giorno PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!!! i really. really love part 9 so far#araki stepped it up oh my GOD#im really in love with the cast#rohan having actual plot relevance is so fucking funny too like of course he would#jojos bizarre adventure#jjba#the jojolands#jodio joestar#dragona joestar#also this was a prize for the AX jjba stamp rallyy!! so its kinda old sorry
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@ballcrusher74 BOO MF!!!!!!😈😈😈😈
#sensitive sense is very funny i could've written that better#but overall i went insANE in the past like what 20 hrs or so and made a nutcracker yaoi comic#people do NOT appreciate the amount of beautiful eye content you can draw with nutcrackers#not my oc (fencer)#ITS NOT GOING TO MAKE SENSE BUT IN DRAWING THE LAST PANEL THIS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL MLP FANSONG PLAYED#AND NOW I CAN'T SEE THESE GUYS WITHOUT THINKING ABT IT N ITS FUCKING ME UP /POS/CONFUSED#Feed Me With Your Heart by Ponyphonic btw thats now how i imagine fencer sounding im so so sorry#on a last note i could not for the life of me figure out how i wanted Woodys jaw mechanism to look like#Fencer is more consistent just look at the pretty colors okay#lethal company#lethal company oc
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Can you tell who my favorite character is right now...
#I LOVE HIM#RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#sorry guys I really love luciel too but zagan is like#sorry I#exactly my type of everything idfk#it's. the#his.#uhhhmmmmmmm#wowie...#I have been drawing him a LOT......#I have other drawings of him too but uh#I DIDNT WANT THERE TO BE TOO MANY HAHAHAH#I wanted just the highest caliber#the peak#the best of the best#only the top#the cream of the crop#AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU#fuck I wanna make his comic so bad so I can draw him 1 million times#I also love luciel but luciel is more contextual okay#in the context of the comic I actually like luciel more...?#cause theyre fucking NICE okay#zagan is an asshole hes like extremely a bad person#but for illustrations#and little animations....#fuuuuuuuck aha.........#anyways I'm not gonna tag this one much other than rambles cause it's just reposting my art#also it would be rlly funny if people were like WHAT IS HE FROM#like from my fucking brain I'm sorry#you cant read the comic yet IM SORRY IM SORRY
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#THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY IM SORRY THEY PUT HIM IN A BOX AND SHIPPED HIM INTO THE AUDIENCE#also this means it has to be a body double in the tree for crazy train right??? there is nowhere near enough time for all of this#and i rewatched my crazy train->dance dance video and he’s in the tree the entirety of crazy train#and in the audience the moment dance dance starts seconds later#i dont actually care im just fascinated by stage mechanics and disappearing acts and this is really fun#pete wentz#fall out boy#fob
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North and Simon: (shaking hands on killing Simon potentially)
#detroit become human#north wr400#simon pl600#markus rk200#josh pj500#jericho is just... so funny to me as like. how they function (or dont)#like im v glad that i did a Good Job my first run and no one hated me but i also felt like a very distraught parent#in regards to how markus is just able to either hurt them (by suggestions OF THE OTHERS IN THE GROUP)#or help them because hey what the fuck i just dragged simon to safety and now north wants me to kill him#and then simon like oh no north got shot you should leave her BUT ! i saved her and made simon happy#so its like you know what they have to have some animosity but also respect#i feel like i wanna see more of north and simon being buddies ... and i might have to do that myself#but i also apologize if this is ooc for them because i really did only just play through once and got a not good end#i probably missed a lot of lore and stuff so im v sorry if im Messing Them Up#its currently just me liking their designs and vibes and hoping im not ruining other fans lives by being wrong#and i honestly dont know when north would kill simon but hes on her possible victims list#so since both of their victim lists include themselves for suicide it just reminded me of the meme#with im so mad im gonna (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health)#and it was like yeah watch north be like im gonna (well if i cant kill myself because markus said no suicide) murder someone
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unreciprocated loserfail yaoi hours
#dhmis#dhmis duck#i think its so funny. sorry i think its sooooo funny#i think any way it spins its funny#i think duck having an unreciprocated crush on keyman is funny#i think if they ever kissed once EVER its funny bc theres no way keyguy doesnt immidiately be like 'this sucks. bad idea whyd i do this'#i think any aspect of this evar is so fucking funny#meanwhile red guys just in the woods rip#INSANITY#IM GRIPPED BY THE PILOT ATM#my dhmis postings#dhmis gay key#me art
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maybe its already too late for me
#spamton#deltarune#spamton deltarune#spamton g spamton#big shot spamton#animation#fuck it all this took so long i can even tell if its good or not anymore#JUST TAKE IT!!!!!#lol i have.... so many thoughts abt his big shot era. that man is SPIRALLING!!!#ughghhg [starts losing touch with reality epically]#btw the stuff on the walls issss. swatch pic.. cungadero ad (w funny legs).. tasque pic and pipis#and a like 'salesman of the year' magazine cover tee hee#i imagine spamton to rlly like the tasques.. cat guy#and everything else is like his obsessions with his public personal etc etc ehatver. im tired#theres like issues wparts of this but ive been working nonstop on it for like 2 days im so done. im so done LOL#prommy ill do more low effort fun stuff now i jsut had this Vision in my brain. i had to do it like this#sorry if it looks bad on mobile btw. tumblr sizes r so weird#ok. done now#artsbotz
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damn
#degrees of lewdity kylar#the image of him just staring is just so fucking funny im sorry#degrees of lewdity#dol kylar#creme draws#my art#dol art#does this count??
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moon n ballora
#my art#daycare attendant#dca fandom#moondrop#ballora#sorry to all the sl fans who r sick of hearing about the daycare attendant HFJSJGKDJG#anyway its real funny how i can draw the dca at a side view fairly well but ballora? fucking impossible#i wanted to keep it more in line w/ her canon design bc then otherwise moon would look weird but UGHHH i did NOT draw her well#this drawing is like. roughly a month old by now? but i wanted to post something#i havent been drawing as much bc of art block hell!!!!!! so if posts r slower thats why#i did go through my hundreds of drafts to put some posts in the queue though so those will be going for roughly 2 months at the current rat#theres still... a lot of posts in my drafts though... oops#also. did you guys hear that theyre making a whole ass dca pin set#the dca is like the perfect cash cow of merch now. pisses me off a little ngl HFJZJFKSJG#gonna be fun to see them release product after product as the masses go crazy over it again and again#im being kind of negative i know but. god#im honestly just posting this as an excuse to rant about it without making a whole post for it HFKZJFKD#i fucking knew this was gonna happen but man! it still sucks#anyway uhh if youre gonna buy merch buy fanmade stuff and bootlegs instead!#be aware of where your money is going!#... that's all i'll say about it
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so like do you think they made the plastic wheelchair ALONGSIDE the plastic prison as a Just In Case situation, only after they realized charles was going to be a frequent visitor, or both as in because they knew charles was going to be the only person visiting him during planning they decided to make him a chair ahead of time
#xmen#x2: x men united#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#cherik#not really but yes it is#snap chats#secret fourth option is they just had a plastic wheelchair at the mansion just in case this incredibly specific scenario happened jvlkaervj#part of me hopes the staff just Knew cause imagine being THAT divorced publicly but another part hopes erik asked for one. not politely ofc#def joked bout how charles couldnt think to leave him alone for five minutes lest he did something Uncouth somehow ik he did#that charles was going to show up sooner or later so they might as well make it easy for themselves and prep etc etc#girl ima throw up what if charles didnt visit tho .... thats not even a possibility cause ofc he did but still !!!!#personally id throw up and cry like wdym my best friend ex husband didnt show up. when i even asked for a chair for him ..#EVEN ASKED FOR A SILLY LIL PLASTIC CHESS SET alternatively what if charles brought that... im making myself sick#As Indicated By My Username i think of the plastic jail every day its so funny to me and so quaint#i should rewatch X2 just for plastic jail#like it makes sense and i do think its a cute detail but still. gotta put grandpa in the polly pocket prison set now. tragic !!#i remember watching the movie for the first time in recent years and audibly going 'aw' at the plastic wheelchair im so sorry JVLKEJKA#LIKE AWW CMON THATS WEIRDLY CUTE gotta make sure peepaw can visit his ex husband </3 so they can play chess </3#i love that chess is Their Thing ... any time a ship's got mfers who fucks heavy with chess i know im hooked#its not intentional things happen this way but i will still laugh#kk nightly cherik posting is done byebye
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