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The life series be like hi I'm cleo this is my son bdubs his ... someone etho, etho's friends impulse tango and skizz, and this is my other son scar. over there is his soulmate grian and his brothers joel and jimmy. remember tango from earlier? He's kinda jimmy's ex, but this guy scott is ACTUALLY his ex husband and is also my best friend. Scott’s friend martyn has an ex husband mumbo and an ex Someone ren, neither of them are here rn. Scott’s platonic ex pearl is here and we also used to be besties after my bestie bigb betrayed me. Yeah the bigb she's best friends with rn.
(hi! editor's note: this was made very early on in the ltlsmp, maybe 1 or 2 eps in. i plan to make a sequel to this at the end because things have changed a lot! a few rapid fire things:
grian and scar are now cousins and dont really interact outside of that so i probably won't mention the soulmate thing, or it will be more clearly marked as past-platonic
adding etho of course as a father which means we are no longer listing him as bdubs'... someone
im not going to include the lizzie/gem cameos so that won't confuse things with joel etc
+the flower husbands lore is stronger so i'll bring it back up. as well as the old married couple vibes from scott and martyn /p
ok thank you! sorry to all the ppl who reblogged who now have this on their blog)
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your post abt being sick with the heart pirates was so cute!! could you write one with other crews?? like one with the strawhats or the kidd pirates? thank youuu <333
Aww thanks, im glad it was good 💙. I was worried abt it not doing very well but the ppl love law so. I'll have to stick with the strawhats since i'm still at the tail end of the Dressrosa arc and have a poor idea of how Kids’ crew behaves lol <3
Also, this was not supposed to be this long but like my hands kept typing and my brain kept spitting so ya- Secondary also, I planned to add more but had to cut myself off like those chefs on master chef cause this was gonna go on for so much longer.
If yall want more like it or other thinks my asks are open!
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Being sick as a member of the Strawhats 
tags; GN!Reader, Strawhats X Reader, mostly platonic but pretty much written for your own interpretation
cw; minor vomiting, sickness, headaches, self-medicating gone wrong, poisoned, inaccurate medical jargon, NOT BETA READ PLS HAVE MERCY ON ME-
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The last time someone from the crew got sick was when Nami fell deathly ill during the journey to Alabasta. With everything that happened that day, finding a doctor and crew member, it seemed that perhaps illness would be a thing of the past. You recalled the last time you got sick, a bit before you joined the crew, and thought that was something you couldn't see your current self going through. You were much stronger than before, so you assumed your immune system must have grown stronger as well. 
Until you got sick, of course.
Although it was hard getting out of bed, the morning was fine. You manage to keep a lively spirit around the others during breakfast, keeping them unsuspecting about your deteriorating state. You swipe food from Luffy’s plate once you realize you are missing some food of your own, knowing full well you didn’t eat it. You awe and laugh along with the others at Ussop’s outrageous stories. You make sure to compliment Sanji’s spectacular meal, all while you listen to Robin info dump about some distant ancient lands. Nami has your undivided attention when she comments on a new nearby island hours away; hyping up the entire crew who are more than ready to search for a new adventure. 
Officially, you decide to hide your illness from the others. You really don’t want to be benched from the next adventure and a part of you already convinced yourself that you’d be fine. So after breakfast, you try to carry on like everything is okay.
You try to manage the running nose, swiping away at your face discreetly as Usopp tells one of his very believable stories. You disguise your cough, acting like you're choking, claiming to Sanji your water went down the wrong pipe. 
When you're out of breath, unable to keep up with Luffy in a game of tag, you say it's because you didn't get enough sleep the previous night. When Zoro watches you struggle to kick his weights out of your path, you play it off as if it was intentional.
When Nami comments on your sweaty appearance, you state that it's hot, everyone is sweating. When Robin questions your defensive reply, you yell back, stating that you definitely don't sound defensive dammit. What would you be acting defensive about!?
Before midday, a part of you feels like the facade you've managed to put on this far is starting to break, especially when you cover your ears and run into the cabin once Brook insists his music will cheer you right up. It really doesn't help that you ignore Franky when he does his super pose, something totally not super for you to do, as you'd usually respond with a super pose of your own.
But of course, it could only get worse.
Because just before you can make it to the couch, the ship rocks to the right knocking you completely off balance. You crash into the wall face first, leaving you with a bloody nose and worsening headache. It takes you a minute to regain your senses, finally deciding to get to the washroom to clean yourself up. All you needed was a nice cooling shower to get rid of all your problems, so you concluded that the best means of travel would be to army crawl your way to the washroom. You really wanted to avoid getting a broken nose on top of your worsening cold.
Once you make it to the washroom door, you reach for the door handle-
Only for the door to be thrown open, narrowly missing your head. Looking up, you watch the culprit let out a sigh of relief, fur sticking out in every direction. The one crew member you've been trying to avoid all day. Out of everyone, he would most definitely know what was up.
You watch as his eyes finally land on you, blinking once, twice, and a third time before trying to hold in a screech. 
He begins demanding to know what happened. Asking if the ship rocking was because they were being attacked, if you got attacked by the enemy, and if the others were kidnapped. 
You really couldn't find it in yourself to answer any of his questions, opting to just continue staring at the hatless ball of fur. It doesn't take long for Chopper to regain his composure and immediately enter doctor mode, taking your hand to lead you to his office.
When he's in the middle of checking your temperature after patching up your nose, some of the crew members barge into the office. After searching for you everywhere and not finding you or Chopper, they realized the both of you could only be in here.
They're shocked by your appearance, you appeared fine in the morning yet you looked half dead and it wasn't even the afternoon yet. 
It doesn't take long for Chopper to gasp as well, reading your temperature out loud for the crew to hear. 
You sigh, feeling disappointed at the fact you were caught. You couldn't help but feel weak at the prospect of being caught with a cold. You couldn't even wait until they made it to the island before you made your sickness known. Now, some of the crew members will have no choice but to stay behind and watch over you instead of exploring a new island.
“Y/n said they were feeling a bit hot outside, and they were running around non-stop with Luffy and the others.”
Robin says, offering Chopper some input on your deteriorating state.
Chopper nods, giving you a closer look. He asks, 
“Have you been feeling like this since you woke up, or did it just start?”
Realizing that you could still save face, you shake your head. Swallowing down the nausea you reply,
“I think I noticed it after Luffy and I started playing tag.”
Luffy adds,
“Yeah! You couldn't catch up to me after the third round, which isn't like ya.” 
When everyone comes to an agreement that you're suffering from heat sickness, Chopper orders you to take a cool shower, helping you to the washroom. Once you two are out of the room, you hear the familiar sound of Nami's clima-tact hitting Luffy's head.
“I thought I told you to stay outside and watch the ship. We barely just managed to avoid a typhoon!”
“That's not fair! I wanted to see if Y/n was alright too!”
After Chopper helps assist you through your bath, he tells you to rest. By the time you all reach the island you should be feeling a lot better. You nod your head like a liar, knowing full well that without taking some medicine from Chopper's medicine cabinet, you won't be able to rest at all.
So, when you're finally left alone, you take this as a chance to sneak into Choppers office. Reading off the medication names, you decide to self-medicate. You've managed this far without a doctor, so you take a big gulp from the bottle, hoping the larger dose speeds up your healing.
When you wake from your rest, your immediate reaction is to run to the nearest trash can and puke to your little heart's content. Not only was your headache still present, by the ache in your stomach made movement near impossible. After you finally felt like you were done, you rushed up to clean away the evidence. You weren’t sure about the time; they could be anchoring at the new island any minute now. So, although your body shouted for rest, you wobbled your way to the door, ready to empty the contents occupying the trashcan in your hand.
Like deja vu, the door slams open harshly, knocking you off balance and making you fall on your ass. The contents of the trash paints the floor behind you; an unfortunate sight you didn’t want to think about. Looking up to see the culprit only causes your vision to blur, barely making out the silhouette of a straw hat before your vision blanks.
“Y-Y/n? He-Hey, what the hell happened here!?”
The moment Luffy spots the red that drips from your lips, he’s yelling for Chopper to come to you quick. Of course, the unnatural terrified yells of concern don’t go unnoticed by the rest of the crew, so they follow closely behind Chopper.
When they see the state you're in, Chopper’s immediate reaction is to check for whatever might have caused your state. Rushing you to the sick bay and figuring out what went wrong with his diagnosis is the first thing on his mind. Everyone else is still in a state of bewilderment, unsure how you seemed fine one minute only to be puking up blood the next.
After some blood work, a little bit of chemistry, and thorough deduction skills, Chopper comes to the conclusion that you’ve been poisoned. Everyone questions the possibility of that; you’ve been at sea for a little over a week now, so the likelihood of you ingesting something dangerous when you’ve all been eating the same meals seemed improbable. Chopper looks at everyone, and asks the question that should have been asked since the beginning: Did Y/n behave in any odd way today besides the obvious?
It’s here when the crew really starts thinking about your interactions with them, because Ussop recalls the odd habit you had developed that morning of swiping at your face whenever you thought he wasn’t looking. And really, that cough Sanji heard come out of you sounded a bit too congested for it to be any old regular cough.
Your initial reaction when Luffy asked you to play; how your smile didn’t reach your eyes just before he ran off after tagging your shoulder. The dumbbell that you would normally throw in Zoro’s direction after it’d make you trip, a ritual you two partake in, was measly kicked out of your path.
Sure, the day was hot but not unbearably so. Nami should have known something was up with your labored breaths. Robin noticed you were sweating far more than any of the other crew members, the way you took defense to Nami’s questioning should have tipped her off.
Brook knows you could almost never say no to his music while Franky’s already got your outrageous super pose memorized.
All the crew could think about was how they failed you. The signs were obvious yet, they all had neglected to see them. In their defense, they can’t  remember a time when you were sick. But now, as they watch you rest while Chopper administers an antidote, it becomes abundantly clear you weren’t trying to let anyone know. You pretended that everything was fine; happy to indulge in the crew's antics before you couldn’t take it any more.
When you first wake up, you immediately notice the darkened windows of the small room. It takes you a while to realize that no, the windows were not naturally black, but that the sun had set. Eyes widening at the realization you jump out of bed, shoving the bundle of blankets off of you. The first step you take is a squishy one, and a ‘oof’ resonates across the room causing the random lumps on the floor to shift. It takes a while for your eyes to adjust until you see it: the lumps were actually the cramped sleeping bodies of your crewmates strewn about. Under your foot, you realize you stepped on someone's stomach; you wince in sympathy.
After managing to maneuver over the sleeping bodies, hoping no one woke up, you make your way to the kitchen. It’s here you see Sanji stirring a pot of what smells like soup. He blinks a few times at your presence before smiling,
“Glad to see you awake. Are you feeling okay?”
You nod, realizing you actually felt a lot better than you should.
“That's good. Chopper’s on lookout duty so you’re gonna wanna tell him you’re up. Hasn’t slept a wink since you’ve been sick.”
Sanji doesn’t miss the frown that forms on your face when you reply,
“Damn, I didn’t mean for any of this to happen. I really thought it was just a cold to be honest.”
This time, you watch as Sanji frowns, and as he is about to reply, you hear a voice pop up from behind.
“There’s a difference between a cold and being poisoned.”
Zoro's stoic voice inserts, brushing past you as he walks by only to sit at the table. It doesn’t take long for other voices to walk in. They speak about their fears, their anger and then finally, their relief that you were feeling better.
“Y/n, when Chopper told us you were poisoned, it freaked all of us out. We couldn’t think of a single way you could’ve gotten poison like that.”
You can’t hide the confused look on your face directed towards Ussop. You were poisoned?
“Yes, according to Chopper it wasn’t a typical type of poison either. It was something that had to have been concocted artificially.”
Robin adds, still not clearing up anything. But, you could have sworn you had a cold?
“Yeah, well I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a cold make someone end up like that. It definitely wasn’t very super when Luffy found you on the floor coughing up blood.”
Nami nods with a huff,
“That was the most terrifying part! I don’t think I’ve ever had a cold like that before. Just makes me want to hit you on the head for pulling that stupid stunt instead of asking for help.”
You can’t help but shuffle slightly away from the others at that. You develop a deeply rooted urge to just bolt to the other side of the ship to avoid the rest of this conversation. Although it's dark out, practically midnight, the crew shuffle around the already set table and take a seat. Still you feel yourself inching away towards the exit, only for deja vu to come after you again when the door swings open. When Chopper enters he immediately looks at you, eyes widen, and takes his time to really look you over.
“Y/n! You’re awake! How are you feeling? Do you feel dizzy or nauseous?”
You shake your head and chuckle,
“Actually, I feel great. Like whatever happened never actually happened ya know?” 
The smile on your face doesn’t stay for long once you feel the impending doom of a hoove strike to your skull. Instead of moving out of the why, you decide to take on the repercussions of your actions. You wince at the pain left behind but, deep down you know that it's nothing compared to what you put the crew through.
“You’re such an idiot Y/N! Why didn’t you tell me you had a cold?! I’m a doctor! You didn’t need to go and medicate yourself!”
The tears that swell in Chopper’s eyes make your chest ache- this unwarranted pain you brought upon everyone seemed to be funneling out of him. The anger in his eyes comes from a well known place, as if he’s remembering his time back on drum island.
“You can’t just give yourself any kind of medicine Y/N! If you’re not careful you could really hurt yourself!”
It becomes clear to you that the medication was actually the fault for your poisoning.
“But I read the journal before taking anything, I- I made sure to double check twice!”
You try to defend your choices knowing full well you were in the wrong.
“Medication is subjective to each individual. What might work for one person might not work for someone else. When…when I saw the bottle I knew something was wrong. I always mark down the quantity of the items I make and…” 
You hold your breath.
“And I saw how much was gone from it! Do you understand how dangerous it was for you to drink so much of that? If you were any regular person, you would have died before we reached the island!”
The silence is what makes you realize how much you truly messed up. Quiet breaths, the smell of soup, and the soft rocking of the boat helps you stay in the present. You clutch your hands to your side and take a step back, making sure you’re facing everyone in the room.
“I-I apologize for being an inconvenience to you all. It was wrong for me to try and fix something I don’t have much knowledge on. I’m really sorry for worrying you.”
You turn to face Chopper,
“And I am especially sorry about touching your stuff without asking. I didn’t mean to break your trust by going through your things and trying to do your job for you. I won’t do it again.”
The sound of sniffles permeates the room and you feel the eyes of your crew on you. You turn around, ready to make your way back to the sick bay,
“I won’t accept that as an apology until you promise that next time you're not feeling well, you’ll tell someone.”
Zoro stops you dead in your tracks. You can’t control the shake in your body, can’t help but think how that was too much for him to ask for. Instead of answering, you walk away. 
When you’re back in the bed, you can’t find it in yourself to fall asleep. You watch the body that lays near your bed, the captain of the ship, shuffling around to the smell of Sanji’s cooking. It doesn't take long for him to open his eyes, bolting straight up and mouth drooling from the smell. After a long stretch, he finally takes notice of your awakened state, jumping onto the small bed in joy.
“You’re awake! That's great! I was worried there for a sec. But when Chopper said all you’d need was some rest, I knew you’d pull through!”
You can’t help the burning warmth behind your eyes; the fear that your crewmates must have felt when they saw you in that state- you didn’t want to think about it. You couldn’t.
Both your stomachs rumble at the same time, causing Luffy to laugh.
“Come on, I bet Sanji made us something real good!” 
His smile reminds you that he wasn’t in the kitchen a few minutes ago; he doesn’t know about what went down.
“It's fine, I’m not really hungry.” 
Luffy pouts, watching you suspiciously, seeing if you’d crack. When you don’t, he grins and tells you to come out if you start feeling hungry later on. Apparently he managed to figure out the code for the fridge while Sanji was too busy thinking about what to cook for you. You can’t help but chuckle.
When the next day comes, you’re in shock when you find out from Luffy that you’ve been asleep for the past three days before you woke up last night. The rest of the crew was distant during breakfast, something Luffy noted but didn’t really comment on until the two of you were alone. When you tell him what happened, he stays in silence, thinking about what to say next. Instead of letting the silence go on for any longer, in fear that Luffy will agree to Zoro’s sentiment, You joke,
“So… the ships been anchored on this island for the past three days. There’s gotta be a ton of adventures you went on, right?”
Luffy turns and looks at you like you’ve grown an extra head.
“What? No. The only people who left the ship so far are Sanji and Chopper.”
You can’t help but scoff at that,
“No way! You’ve been dying for a new adventure this whole week. No way you’ve been cooped up in here this whole time!”
It’s a little too late before you realize that  wasn’t the right thing to say. 
“You were really sick, Y/n. I thought you were gonna die.”
His choice of words hit you like whiplash.
“When I saw you on the floor…Chopper was all worried too, which made everything worse. If Chopper was scared, that meant it had to be something real bad.”
He forces himself to look away from you.
“The scariest part wasn’t seeing you on the ground with blood everywhere.”
The wind picks up around you as you keep your gaze out toward the sea.
“It was wondering if you’d ever wake up again.”
Breathe in.
“Because I really wanted to wait for you to get better, so all of us could explore the island together.”
Breath out.
“Next time, tell someone when you’re feeling sick, 'kay?”
He smiles at you.
And like a tidal wave hitting a rocky shore, you’re well aware of what you need to do.
Because, at the end of the day, this wasn’t just a crew with people obligated to look out for each other. This was a family you would protect with your life.
“You know what Luffy, you’re really good at persuading people, ya know? Gotta be another one of your secret powers.”
He laughs heartily,
“Sure is!”
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The Contingency
A/N: Hiya! okay so couple things, firstly I realize that my portrayal of Damian might be a lil different from some on here but honestly i feel like when Damian is in love this boy falls HARD so he’s gonna be hella romantic with his partner bc he feels safe and he not only love his partner but his love is reciprocated. The more above it all they are, the harder they fall. im not sure if that’s a saying but it applies. Second, this blurb/chapt is a sort of pre-logue to the part 4 of my Movie Night series and it is a lil different from the regular tone of how the story’s been going so pls let me know if y’all like it, if you agree with what Damian did or didn’t do. I’m honestly really unsure of it all now lmao if anything I might just delete this and pretend it never happened lol my anxiety is really acting up. PLLLEEAASSEE tell me your thoughts on how the story is progressing and if you’re enjoying it!!! It really means a lot to me plus it’s nice knowing ppl are enjoying the stuff i’m putting out <3 <3 <3 okay toodles for now and enjoy!! 
P.S. Next chapt might be inspired by the new Dr. Strange Multiverse of Madness Movie but no spoilers! 
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Damian sat in front of the computer in the Batcave, begrudgingly analyzing the files before him. This was the second time he was reviewing them. He had hoped that if he missed something it'd stand out to him the second time around. So far, no such luck. 
It started out with a string of robberies, nothing Batman couldn’t handle. Then he found out the robberies were orchestrated by a man calling himself The Scientist in order to finance a new drug he was creating, Project Ambrosia. Allegedly, it was supposed to temporarily give people metahuman abilities. However, if you already possessed such abilities the drug was rumored to increase your powers to omnipotent levels. 
This definitely wasn’t good news for Gotham. Fortunately, The Scientist was apprehended. Unfortunately, this wasn’t done so before the drug was finalized or before word of its completion made its way to Killer Croc and Bane.   
It was two nights ago when Bruce had his encounter with the two as they tried to steal the drug for themselves. Fighting them both simultaneously was difficult even for someone like Batman but when Killer Croc managed to inject himself with the drug the situation quickly became much more catastrophic. Bruce quickly realized the rumor of the drug’s effect on metahumans was true. With the drug in Killer Croc’s veins he was able to leave Bane in critical condition and Batman was next to receive his wrath. He knew he had to act fast and so he destroyed the remainder of the drugs but not without sustaining perilous injuries from Killer Croc’s amplified rage. 
Thankfully Dick and Damian intervened before more damage could be inflicted upon their father but Killer Croc still managed to retreat. So far there’s been no news on Killer Croc. However, they’ve all recently been informed by Jim Gordon that there was a second variation of the drug and it was stolen last night.
Damian rubbed at his temples in exhaustion and frustration as he failed to find any clues within the files. To add to his annoyance his one year anniversary with (Y/N) was approaching by the end of the week and considering how the case was progressing, or not progressing, he doubted he’d be back home in time. 
He could hear Dick and Bruce talk about potential leads behind him as Dick cleaned a wound on Bruce’s back that he couldn’t reach. It was then Damian volunteered to do more recon at the lab where The Scientist was apprehended. 
Frankly, he felt like he had exhausted all the information the files had to offer and just wanted to stretch his legs and clear his mind. It was as he was closing up all the files he had opened that he saw it.  
It was a hidden section within the files that he’d never seen before. Had he not accidentally scrolled further down he doubted he would’ve found it either. 
Why would his father try to hide this? His curiosity was piqued. In the hidden section there was only one file.
 The Scarlet Witch
Upon clicking it, half a dozen pictures of (Y/N) scrambled across the screen, one of them being a picture taken of her on her very first day on earth. There was also a strange, dark illustration within the files. Damian did not recognize the being but he was able to make out the figure of a female body along with her hair, some strange symbols, and what looked to be a crown. Admittedly, the image looked a little threatening. Next to the pictures appeared various  notes on (Y/N)’s abilities, voice memos, records, and even videos of her in battle. Damian recalled the fights, as he was there when they happened, but his father was not. Then he remembered the recording lenses he wears when donning his caped alter ego. 
He was peeved at the thought of his father combing through his personal recordings without asking, it was an invasion of privacy afterall, but he was also confused.
Why would father steal my recordings? Why create this file? How long has he been keeping this from me? 
Dozens of questions flooded his mind but as he read further into the file, he began getting angry…
“What… the hell…is this?” 
It came out as a whisper but his anger was loud and clear.
Bruce and Dick both turned to look at him. 
Dick was confused at the files on the screen. Meanwhile, Bruce remained indifferent despite the argument that was about to ensue.
“YOU HAVE A CONTINGENCY PLAN FOR MY PARTNER?!” Damian yelled as he confronted his father. 
Dick backed up and looked at Bruce in disbelief, seemingly unaware of Bruce’s plans either.  “Really Bruce?” 
“Explain yourself!” Damian snarled at his father. 
“I don’t have to explain anything,” he rose from his seat to meet his challenge. “You both know more than anyone what my contingency plans are made for. They’re a precaution.” 
“A preca- Bruce, she’s a kid,” Dick interjected. 
“A kid who was able to subdue Superman while he was under demonic possession,” Bruce corrected. He walked to the computer, “And she’s not just a kid.” 
Bruce clicked on one of the images from the file and the image of the strange illustration was enlarged on the screen. 
“‘The Scarlet Witch is not born; she is forged. She has no coven, no need for incantation. A being capable of spontaneous creation. Her destiny is to rule the cosmos or annihilate it.’”
The way he spoke made it clear he was reciting the information which added to Damian and Dick’s confusion. 
“Where’d you get this info from?” inquired Dick. 
“More importantly, what does this have to do with (Y/N)?” Asked Damian. “She doesn’t use magic, she’s not a witch.” 
“Zatanna learned it from Constantine and she informed me of this when she became aware of (Y/N) and her abilities.” Bruce looked to Damian, “From what we know of her abilities and feats, Zatanna and I believe she may be The Scarlet Witch. Although she hasn’t exemplified everything yet this could be due to lack of opportunity or knowledge or both. I’m not taking any chances if she is who we suspect she is. I imagine she told you about how she acquired her powers?”
Damian, who was currently glaring at his father with his arms crossed, nodded. “They tortured her,” he looked away and his eyes softened as he reminisced on what (Y/N) had told him, the trauma she experinced. “They conducted several experiments on her. One of them involved an ancient stone.” 
“An infinity stone?” Bruce asked. 
“She didn’t specify.” 
“You didn’t ask her more about it?” He pressed. 
“Did I ask her to recount in explicit detail what were objectively the worst moments of her life? No, I did not,” Damian’s glare returned. 
“Okay, okay,” Dick motioned to them both to cool down. “Tales of omnipotent witches make great stories to tell around the campfire, B, but you’re telling me you created a whole contingency plan based on hearsay? That doesn’t sound like you.”
“Because it’s not hearsay. According to Constantine, there is a whole chapter dedicated to The Scarlet Witch in the Darkhold.” On hearing this, Damian's shoulder’s tensed. “It is also referred to as the book of the-”
“Damed,” cut in Damian and everyone’s attention set on him.
“You’re familiar with the darkhold?” asked Bruce. 
“Unfortunately,” Damian rolled his eyes. “Grandfather went through great lengths in attempt to attain the legendary book.”
“Hold on, why would Ra’s want some scary sounding book in the first place?” Dick scrunched his eyebrows in confusion.
“Legend surrounding the book claimed that it gave whoever possessed the book great power or it would amplify your own if you already possess it,” Damian shrugged. “It was also said to contain knowledge of dark magic but none of it came without a price. The book was said to corrupt anything and everything it touches. At least according to legend. But that’s all this is, legend. The book doesn’t exist.”
“But it does,” said Bruce. “And according to the darkhold, The Scarlet Witch is supposed to be a myth.”
“Then why do you have this file? Why are we even having this conversation? What did (Y/N) do to deserve this kind of treatment? She’s only ever shown you kindness!”
“This isn’t personal, Damian,” Bruce slowly approached his son but it only caused him to back away instead. “From what we’ve seen, (Y/N) fits the profile. The possibility is too strong for me to ignore. It’d be reckless and foolish of me to not prepare for the worst, especially considering your relationship with her.”
Although Bruce said his words with genuine sincerity, it didn’t help Damian feel any better. 
“She’d never hurt me,” Damian defended. “She’d never hurt anyone.”
“What about Dr. Light?” 
“That was one time!” Damian pointed at Bruce. 
“She didn’t just remove the air from his lungs, she temporarily rewrote their function. He described it as feeling as if his body was rejecting the air while simultaneously needing it. In his words, it was both excruciating and terrifying.”
“He still breathes now, doesn't he?”
“Damian-”
“Woah, wait, Bruce,” Dick called to him from the computer. Apparently while Bruce and Damian were talking, he was sifting through the files. “This contingency plan is reading more like an outline, it’s not complete.” 
“Until I know the full extent of her power or find out of any limitations the plan will remain unfinished. She’s half Tamaranean but due to her powers what would normally weaken a Tamaranean does not affect her. As of now, our best bet would be Zatanna’s magic to counteract her own. If she is who I think she is, anything I throw at her would be useless.”
“Wow,” Dick sighed as he leaned back in the chair and took in this information. It wasn’t often Bruce felt like he didn’t have many options to consider. Needless to say, he was feeling the gravity of the situation. “Wait, did you just say she rewrote Dr.Light’s lung functions?”
“Who cares? He was a villain anyways. (Y/N) would never do anything to hurt us,” argued Damian.
“Maybe not intentionally. But who is to know what could happen once she unlocks her full potential. At the moment, her ignorance benefits both her and the fate of this universe,” Bruce reasoned. 
“What if it’s the opposite? What if by telling her what we know it helps steer her in the right direction?”
“Or inadvertently lead her in the wrong direction. Right now the less she knows, the better,” Bruce closed the files on the computer as if to conclude the discussion.
“Says you, father. I do not agree,” Damian turned to leave the Batcave, ignoring the calls and demands of his father.  
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 Damian made his way to one of the balconies of the manor and pulled out his phone and called (Y/N). After about three rings he received a rather groggy hello and he mentally scolded himself as he forgot all about the time difference. 
“Sorry beloved, did I wake you?”
“You did but it’s you so it is a welcomed intrusion,” she giggled. “How are you, is everything okay?” 
“I’m fine,” he paused and (Y/N) waited for him to continue but he didn’t.
“Are you sure? You seem a little,” she pondered for the word, “distressed.”
Normally he loved how she knew him so well but the moment he felt as if it was backfiring on him.
“I am- I mean, I am fine it’s just… we reached a stalemate in the case.”
“It seems as if you’ve been working on it for very long hours, perhaps a break would help to refresh your mind?”
“I thought the same as well.”
“And did it?”
“Did it what?”
“Refresh your mind,” she chuckled. “Dami, are you sure you’re okay?”
“Yeah- yes I just,” he sighed, he couldn’t do it. “I miss you, beloved. I’m sorry this case is taking longer than expected. This case ruined the plans I made for us for the week but I will still try to make it this weekend for our anniversary.”
“I miss you too, Dami. I really wish you were here but your father needs you and I completely understand the situation. Just come back to me in one piece okay, promise?”
If only Damian could see the dopey, heartfelt smile he adorned on his face.
“I promise, beloved. Are you okay?”
“Yeah,” she lethargically sighed. “I’ve just been a little tired. I was having some stupid nightmares that were not really letting me sleep these past two days.”
“Apologies beloved, now I feel really bad for waking you up,” he groaned. 
“No, no, it is fine. Really, they seemed to have stopped tonight, thankfully.”
“Do you wanna talk about them?”
(Y/N) hummed in thought and he could hear shuffling on her end. 
“You don’t have to but you know you can talk to me. I want to know what ails you, perhaps I can help.”
“I just,” more shuffling, “I just didn’t want to alarm you or the Titans.”
“Why would it alarm us?”
“Well, you know that sometimes my dreams prove to be quite prophetic but only sometimes, it is not always the case.”
Damian hummed in agreement.
“Well, in this nightmare for some reason the Titans were battling me. The reason was never revealed and I always woke up before something catastrophic happened. But… the way they looked at me… the way you looked at me… like I was some monster… I would never purposely  do anything to hurt you or the Titans. I do not know why my subconscious created such a horrible story…”
“It was just a dream, beloved. A very bad dream. We would never turn on you and we know you wouldn’t turn on us.”
“I know… like I said, it was just a stupid dream. But thank you for listening and the reassurance.”
“I’ll reassure you as many times as you need but for now I’ll let you sleep.”
“Alright, but you better  go to bed soon, okay? You are three hours ahead of me so I know it is very late there.”
“I will,” he chuckled. “I love you.”
“I love you too, Dami. Goodnight.”
“Goodnight.”
With their goodbyes said, Damian finally hung up the phone and if he were to be honest, with the information he was just given, he was a little alarmed. There wasn’t a doubt in his mind that (Y/N) would never hurt him, the team, or anyone for that matter. Still, he understood his father’s plan and now agreed that perhaps the less she knew the better. Although he refrained from telling her of what he discovered, he never lied throughout their conversation. He deeply missed her and he was sure of two things. One, that whether or not the case was solved he was going back to the Titans Tower, for at least the day of their anniversary. And two, that he was going to do everything in his power to prohibit her from becoming The Scarlet Witch.  
A/N: I kinda tinkered with the powers of the darkhold here to fit the story a lil better but nothing too dramartic. I’ve had this idea of Batman having a contingency plan for you since you’re so powerful for such a long time and i thought it was kinda funny lol hope you enjoyed. Feedback is appreciated! Have a lovely day <3
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Edit: forgot to mention y’all are 18-19 here so next part y’all will likely be like 19-20
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daz4i · 11 months
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okay! bsd question! (sorry, im a new follower-ish, i don't know if you like the prediction/theory aspect of it, if not just ignore this lol)
do you think dazai will die? or will chekovs gun chuuya save him?
ohohoho good question! dw, i love theorizing and predictions!! >:D
i can confidently say dazai will not die, like i have no doubt in my mind he will survive this. otherwise it'd be kinda antithetical to bsd's themes and the whole point of his character 😔
when it comes to how tho. there are a few options!
1. chuuya saves him: i specifically like that one theory that the speech dazai gave before drowning chuuya and fyodor had some code word. i can't remember who posted that theory so i unfortunately can't find it, but i remember someone pointing out that irl chuuya had a poem called goodbye which dazai says at the end of that speech, and given how the other tactic names they said when working together also matched the names of works from their irl counterparts, this might be one of them (also dear followers if one of you wrote this theory or remember who it was that did pls leave a reply or reblog with the link and I'll add it to the post!)
2. dazai has something else up his sleeve: i remember when the initial dazai and sigma drowning chapter released ppl pointed out that dazai fiddled with smth inside the elevator, and i don't recall it even paying off? he does do it again this chapter but then why would he do that before he knew smth's up with the elevator, unless he predicted it, and this is gonna be how he's saved from it? (ngl I'm not confident in that one but I'm not gonna rule it out either)
3. nikolai saves him somehow: idk how that'll work i just miss him :( maybe he'll say the game's not fun if it ends so quickly and use the overcoat to bring dazai somewhere else in the prison to spice it up by making it so fyodor doesn't know where he is. or back to sigma's side. or something. please asagiri bring my clown back
but yes I'm sure dazai will live! he will not die any time in bsd's main manga, i think. he will learn to live and find value in life through bonds and keep going so he can save more people. imo. otherwise why are we here following his story like that, yknow :?
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toranekooo · 2 years
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hello! i hope you dont mind me sending this message i aha~ ok where do i even begin UM
first of all your edits are actually SO pretty!! i love looking at all of them and just. soaking in how good they look ejdjxjejsi!!! like if ur edits were people id flirt with them constantly BUT YEAH I THINK ALL UR EDITS ARE VERY NICE!!!
okay continuing onnn youve actually done so much for the community with all of your informative & your editing resources and i can tell you put so much effort into everything you do and i actually appreciate everything you do so much and im sure that so many other people find your posts so helpful and motivating too!!!
okay im done now i just. really like your blog wanted to send a nice msg I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY & A NICE BREAK!!!!
I. I ALMOST MISSED THIS. SOBBING SCREAMING CRYING EVERYTHING i most definitely do NOT mind and i. im so touched??? i could literally cry rn if i wasnt dehydrated BC ANYONE sending me nice things would probably make my heart flutter sob and. and I COULD LITERALLY SAY THE SAME FOR U! i always see your posts circulating amongst editors and your words r always so nice so UNO REVERSE CARD—
anyways. im. so incredibly happy ppl appreciate it bc. even now i stare at it and wonder if i shouldve delayed it longer so i can add this and that but seeing everyone's nice words and all the notes make me so happy and. as cheesy as it sounds im genuinely glad i was able to help people (local cat starts to sound like a shounen protagonist SCREAM)
FINALLY, being complimented by someone w one of the most distinct editing styles MY HEART ACKKK HOW. HOW DO I PROCESS COMPLIMENTS AGAIN. what are words oh god i am SO SORRY i am terrible when it comes to being complimented but pls know i could literally jump up and down with glee rn cries i love your editing style too i feel like your edits r pillows and they're so fluffy i could sleep on them SOB
if i could keep this in my inbox forever i literally would google how do i tattoo someone's ask or eat it SOBBING
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budgetbeastie · 3 days
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studiotax for my canadian icons
okay so im not sure how many ppl know about this but it's definitely tax season so im a bit late (also i do not get commission i am simply obsessed w this software)
there's a free canadian tax filing software that you can do right on your computer. if you made more than 40k in the year in taxable income, it's $17.25, and you just download the year's software, fill out some personal info (stuff like your SIN and your name and address and things) and then give it permission to log you into the CRA website.
here's the windows download link (it also supports Mac, IOS, and Android), just click the download button on the banner at the top of the page!!!
it'll give you a whole list of documents it pulled from the CRA website, just click "select all" and then "add all", this is the info that gets put on your income tax forms (both provincial and federal)
before you file, make sure all of your documents are available to the CRA!!! i made the mistake of filing slightly too early, so i had to refile a few hours later after figuring it all out... you can see if all your documents are there by:
logging into CRA
going into "tax returns" from the left-side panel
scrolling down and clicking "tax information slips (T4 and more)" on the right-side panel
choosing the tax year you're filing for (2023 in this case)
and choosing "all slips"
this will download a PDF for you that has every form that the CRA has for you for that year! make sure there isn't anything missing (tuition forms like the t2202, t4, t5, etc) and then start using StudioTax!
the reason it's only mostly free is because it's free to file for up to like 40k a year for one person, then it's a juicy $17.25 for a NetFile license (which is a number code you just input in a box in the software window)
i've been filing my taxes, my friends taxes, and my parent's taxes like this since I was 17, please use this!!! it's literally established by the canadian government so that it can stay free. DONT USE TURBOTAX PLS THEY ARE THE WORST!! they lied about being free and now there's a lawsuit
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baekhvuns · 7 months
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no cuz that anon who said fics nowadays are straight up porn is true like??? i actually have been writing a fanfic right now and wondering if i should add a smut scene just to get people hype up reading it (if i ever drop the fic to public lmao :")) or should i just go with whatever im comfortable with :( i mean, i missed reading ACTUAL plot like legit long ass plot where i can cry in agony over the angstiest scene or kicking my feet over the sweetest softest fluffliest cringe scene or both in one go like gIVE ME those fanfics 😭😭😭 i have no problem reading smut but give me real plot fgs im begging all these amazing ateez writers on tumblr so please (malhaejwoyo it's alright) 😞 so bestie, you're actually one of my only hopes here. no pressure!! (again) but i realllyyy love your writing they are so chefs kiss mwah.
p/s: oh the reason why i resigned because i just found out that that job isnt my forte 💀 and actually as im growing grey hair (exaggerating), i think that my huge interest is on something else and not,,, numbers 🤢
i have someone in my inbox saying the first thing these days is just porn and 😭😭 is it that bad now fjwjdhkw OOOOOOO OKAY ANON U HAVE TO TELL US EVERYTHING ABT IT! see if u think it fits the plot, go for it bur if it’s unnecessary then do not but again ur right,, ppl don’t read these days if no smut is written in a fic 😭😭
KFBWKDHWK NO I HEAR U and im doing my very best to write the angst and the drama needed for this romcom, hopefully it’s worth the year long fucking wait,, I GET U ITS TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS PLS GIVE US THE FLUFFIEST ETL ONE BED TROPE BASED ALL AROUND CHRISTMAS FAKE DATING MISTLETOE SCENES !!!! BRING IT BACK 😭😭 i think we just need to write like we r hallmark movie writers 🤚🏻 thank you so much truly appreciate your words 😭😭 ill make sure to pay back w the fic!!
CRYING??? ANON??? do not tell me the interest is on who i think it is 😭😭😭
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puddinqcup · 4 years
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obey me boys as students in the american public school system
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warnings: swearing
a/n: idk why satan’s was so long lmaoo 
lucifer
doesnt go to public school cause he got bread
but if he did
theres this club in my school about business
and all the kids are complete dickheads outside of it 
but act sweet asl in it and i 100 percent see lucifer as that
so basically, he a fake bitch
he like “hi guys nice to meet you, hope you join the club. come talk to me if you need anything”
then hes like “who tf are you, gtfo of my face pls”
mammon
class clown 
“but miss i wasn’t the only one talking”
always getting into trouble 
argues with the teacher 
“miss now you just buggin out on me for no reason”
so the kind of student every quiet kid finds annoying
but everyone else loves him 
leviathan 
the quiet kid
ppl are always like “when was he in our class?”
adds anime characters to his presentation
sits in the back by the window to act like he in an anime
plays games during lunch and class too
very sweet once you get to know him
this mf literally naruto runs idc
“miss can i eat lunch in your class today pls” :((
satan
the smart kid
he is actually sweet if you dont fw him
but will fight ppl on sight
you see the fight videos that get spread around?
yeah hes in most of them
and he always makes sure the person throws the first punch so he won’t get in THAT much trouble
the teachers love him
the principal hates him
“this is your 5th time in the principals office and it’s not even friday”
“well sir as you can see in the video, i didnt start the fight. they threw the first punch and i was defending myself”
“just go to class pls and make sure this doesn’t happen again”
asmodeus
im sorry but
hes the “hey best friend” kind of guy
also openly pan/bi 
the girls are like “omg gay best friend”
he hates it and tells them to shut up lmao
hes cool with everybody and will even call his fave teacher mom
conversations with the teachers so the teachers will forget about the lessons
“hey mama james, what did you do this weekend? how is your kid? omg really? where did he learn that from?”
the only reason the students like him 
beelzebub
“where my hug at?”
touches the door frame too lmaooo 
“you coming to my game this week?”
IVE ACTUALLY HAD A BOY SAY THOSE TWO THINGS TO ME ^^
he’s sweet though
ppl always think he got a partner but he’s just friendly to everyone!!
will partner up with levi cause he thinks hes smart
they become friends because beel keeps on talking to him
he also talks to satan and satan hates him but also finds him cool
belphegor 
mad quiet
friends with levi and surprisingly satan
“you’re beelzebubs twin? yall mad different”
that question annoys him 
good student, gets all his work done
teachers forget about him though
so he just turns in his work and leaves 
plays games with levi during lunch!!
studies with satan
helps beel with his hw when he needs it
“yes im beel’s twin, yes i know we’re different. pls leave me the fuck alone”
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espritmuse · 3 years
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I missed you too 🥺 I’ll make sure to send you a little something everyday okay sweetheart? 💖
I’m an ambivert so like I prefer my alone time and I hate talking to new people but once you get me out of my shell good luck getting me to shut up lol
And yeah it was a bit scary at first. Obviously the lead surgeon asked the patient if I could glove in for a learning experience and the patient agreed and it was just a simple surgery. The man shattered his leg so they were putting steal pins in his leg to help the bones heal properly but it was really interesting to see how the pins went in and whatnot. Lowkey makes me want to change my manger to general surgery but idk I feel like it’s too late for that 😫
I’m glad your first days went well, I use to have insomnia but I went to a lot of sleep studies to help with that and it’s not as bad anymore, looks like we both gotta help each other sleep 🥺💖
My friends tease me saying I have OCD with how organized I am and how I can’t function unless I have it scheduled. I mean I do do stuff spontaneously, hell half the time all my trips and vacations are planned only like a week in advance. One time my best friend and I planned a Vegas trips in 3 hours and were on a plane in the next 6 hours showing up in Vegas the same day we planned it 😂😎
Omg We could visit each other’s Islands on animal crossing all the time <3 I’d send you pretty flowers and sea shells. Idk how tall you are but I’m 5”6 1/2 ((168 cm)) so like we could cuddle up and if you’re smaller than me I could be the big spoon and just hug you to me 🥺 if you’re taller than me I’m still gonna try and be the big spoon unless you wanna be then I’m 100% okay being the little spoon, I’ll just cling to you like a Koala.
We could go shopping for new plants and idk about you but I love window shopping at ikea and just walking around, I absolutely love building things I don’t know why but buying a new piece of furniture and then putting it together brings me immense joy. I live in a big city so like everything is within walking distance and my apartment is really high up too so I have a breathtaking view of the city but like just imagine getting ready in the morning and we go downstairs and get coffee or tea and then just walk in the city with our coats on and stocking hats cause it’s fall and starting to get chilly and we just window shop and there is this cute little bookstore near where I live so we could stop there and see if they have anything new 🥺🥺🥺 ughhh I’m gonna cry -💍 omg I wrote so much oopsie
i love when u write a lot 🥺 I usually never really know how to talk/ have a conversation with ppl so I love listening (or reading in our case 😳)…. U can go for hours and lines I don’t mind, never<3
AND A VEGAS TRIP IM SORRY MAAM- hope u didn’t get married there……….. Vegas is pretty far away from where I live so Jesus I could never plan something like this in a day lmao (also I don’t wanna go …… I prefer nature and all those cheesy stuff, I’m like a grandma or an ….old fat cat? Just gimme the same food everyday and cuddle and I’m happy)
No bc we should add each other on acnh… I don’t remember if I paid the online for this year but yeah!!! I’ll send u letter and little flower!! I think my native (?) fruit is cherry?? I’m not a big fan but ;( also my town is quite a mess elkdnwnxnsnd it’s like a big forest with a tone of trash on the floor bc my pockets are always full……..even in videos games I’m disorganised pls it’s a curse
And let’s not talk about my house…..
AND YES YES YES IKEA TRIPS OMG !!!!! I’D BUY THOSE BIG PLUSHIES !! I have the elephant in my bedroom…..I want the big bear and the shark too….. they’re too big and make me mad when they’re next to me in bed but they’re so….big and and and and abs and and and like….
And I’m 165!!! (I think it’s 5’3? Not sure!!) but I like being the big spoon 😋 I cannot fall asleep if I don’t hug something- so if it’s u it’s even better
We’d go outside during a rainy day, wearing stupid yellow raincoats, holding each other hands and chatting about ur weird ass job the whole way to ikea,,, we would buy some stuff for our journal, some small plants, (you’d buy me the shark plush……..), and we’d head to the bookstore to pick a book for the other!! I pick a book for u and u for me!!! We would read it in bed with hot chocolate and annotate it. Once we would be over, we would exchange them and start reading them, and with it, you’d see all the little notes and annotations I left <3
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muwur · 4 years
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do u think u could write something fluffy for atsumu? :D (if not, bc he just showed up in the anime, futakuchi?) nd they/them pronouns pls :3 ty ty!!!
dating headcanons
�� hc’s ✧ for atsumu and futakuchi
❧ gn reader
✎ 1.6k words
a/n: oml my first request fgrinffej thank u anon <3 been doing sum ~research~ and brainstorming snaccing and i hope this is okay ! >:) for u i shall do both ppl hehe. feel free to lmk if you would like me to redo or add anything, i wanna do my requests justice :*)
also i find myself gettin inspo at 4 am ofhfuohf i hope this is a bit fluffy, tho its a bit playful n snarky as well fnoggrefjf. also this took me so long bc i literaly got this whole other idea LMAOOOO but i find it more suitable as a separate piece so be on the lookout for that (nudge nudge itll feature atsumu ;) i got a bit carried away AAHA). here u goo
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atsumu
✧ boi’s a tease
✧ on days he stays really late to practice so like?? most days LOL  you drop by a nearby eatery and pick up some fatty tuna (or something else, you like to change it up sometimes even if fatty tuna is his fave)  for him to munch on (gotta replenish your body!!)
✧ even though it’s for him, he’ll make you share the food with him as you both sit on a field nearby the gym
✧ likes to feed you but exaggerates it just to mess with you
✧ “say ahh, y/n” he coos with a smirk when he holds out some food from his chopsticks
✧ and just to mess with him back, you close your mouth around the piece, taking it from the chopsticks slowly and never breaking eye contact with him until after you chew and swallow
✧ “ah, that was delicious, honey” you smile cheekily
✧ rip atsumu, he malfuncc inside
✧ however
✧ fights you for the last piece of any food or snack you’re sharing
✧ “why even offer sharing if you’re just gonna hog it all”
✧ “you were just slower than me, that’s not my problem”
✧ in the end, he would definitely just let you have it. Only fights you when hes bored and wants to provoke you, which is often
✧ pretty affectionate in public. likes to ruffle your hair or place a head on your hand, no matter what height you are
✧ especially likes to do this when you’re annoyed at him, which kinda makes it not cute anymore and you just wanna punch him in the face
✧ as annoying as he could be tho you had to admit that your bickering could be quite fun he was definitely a caring partner
✧ is quick to take notice how youre feeling, liek:
✧  “hey, are you feeling okay?”
✧ “yeah im fine, why?”
✧ “you know you dont have to lie, right? you cant hide these things, anyways, i can just tell if something’s up. what’s wrong, babe?”
✧ pulls you aside to talk things out a little, then offers to spend some time together after practice  
✧ squeezes your hand as he walks you home, plants a soft kiss to your forehead before parting ways, and says goodnight
✧ he also notices any changes, no matter how small, in your appearances:
✧ *scrutinizing you* “what do you want, atsumu?”
✧ “did you do something different today? maybe like with your hair or uniform or something?”
✧ “o-oh, yeah, i did.”
✧ “hm. it really suits you, actually.”
✧ “oh, thanks. it’s such a small change, i didnt think anyone would notice--”
✧  “dont get too ahead of yourself, i didnt say it looked nice-- im kidding, im kidding!” he has to say in order to defend himself from your piercing glare
✧ lowkey highkey cant go long without seeing you
✧ so when he finally gets to spend some time with you, he’s even more touchy than usual
✧ you eye him suspiciously before saying, “you’re acting like you missed me or something”
✧  “yeah, i did miss you. something wrong with that?” he asks, burying his face in your neck as he hugs you from behind
✧ “yes, because its been two days”
✧ expect lots of kisses and hugs, though. mans is deprived and he gets what he wants (with consent, of course)
✧ makes sure everyone knows he’s there to stand up for you if necessary, which can be pretty intimidating
✧ loves it when you fall asleep on his shoulder. will take selfies with your sleeping face and show you later
✧  “you look cute even when you’re drooling all over my arm”
✧ doesn’t talk about how he sniffed or kissed your head when you were asleep. definitely doesn’t admit how he was whispering about how lucky he was to be in love with you asdfghjk
✧ was the first to admit he loved you
✧ it occurred after his team won a game to qualify for nationals. excitedly, you raced your way to meet him and tackled him in a hug. who cares if he was sweaty. “i knew you guys would win, and im so proud, atsumu.”
✧ he stumbled a bit and hugged back. he pulled away shortly to look you in the eye
✧  “y/n, i love you.”
✧ and all you could do was blush before he pulled you into a soft, yet passionate kiss
✧ surrounded by like. literally everyone lol
✧ osamu just fake gags in the background
✧ later that day:
✧  “sooooo do I get a reward for winning ? ;)”
✧  “dont push your luck”
✧ but you do spend the night just chilling at his place, watching a movie and cuddling, unwinding from a long day
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futakuchi
✧ you met each other in class, bonding over how bored and sleepy you both were
✧ one day he started passing you notes and you went with along it until this class’s purpose in y’alls lives was just for goofing off and totally not to see each other’s smiles or be a bit flirty
✧ loves to mess around with you, but also thinks highly of you
✧ shortly after you started dating and met the boy’s volleyball team, moniwa asks you to please keep futakuchi in line
✧  “babe, please, you’re driving your seniors crazy”
✧ but ever since he became captain, you could sense that futakuchi seemed more responsible
✧ but poor bby was also wayyyy more tired than usual
✧ you poked his back with your pencil whenever you found him dozing off in class, just in time before he risked getting caught by the teacher
✧ you also nagged him about getting more rest and maintaining his health, doing things to help him out until he gave in and made a better attempt at taking care of himself
✧ unless you have other activities going on, you’d usually come by the gym to watch practice and then walk home with futakuchi
✧ you always bring him and his team snacks. they all love you, especially koganegawa
✧ “how are you and y/n dating, they’re so much nicer than futaku--”
✧ cant even finish his sentence before the captain smacks his head and poor kogane chokes on his snacc
✧ but les be real you also go to admire your manz
✧ on the walk home one day:
✧  “you hit a really good spike today”
✧ sheepishly scratches the back of his head, “oh, thanks. kogane’s sets are improving, so it’s getting easier to hit the ball”
✧ secretly loves and craves your praise
✧ futakuchi’s pretty down for pda. you two can often be seen walking down the aisles, hand in hand
✧ will also give you lots of pecks, especially on your cheeks and lips
✧ he also insists on helping you carry your things
✧ wants you to rely on him
✧ saw you shivering once and took his jacket off, draping it around you like nbd
✧ lets just say he wishes he coulda thought of that sooner dhqnwxhgergk  youre not allowed to look this cute
✧ but now you literally keep half his closet in your house cuz he always tells you to return it whenever you want
✧ could go on dates anywhere and literally have such a good time. the night market? y’all will share foods and play games the whole time. the park? he could go for a nice, relaxing walk, or if it’s at night, he’d love to lie in the grass and admire the night sky with you (as long as you hold hands lol). at home? would totally binge some shows or movies with you, has sour gummies n a blanket ready to share hog
✧ can be a tease, but will protect you at all costs
✧ glares at anyone who looks at you with interest (boi gets jealous)
✧ had to pull you into his arms and give you a kiss to save you from getting hit on by someone from a rival school. “hey babe, i’ve been looking for you. let’s head back, everyone’s waiting.”
✧ you happily follow him, not noticing how futakuchi looks back at his now sworn-enemy and sticks his tongue out at them
✧ he will fIGHT anyone who hurts you, is very overprotective to say the least
✧ always makes sure he knows where you’re at, starts to worry a bit if you’ve gone mia
✧ got reallly worried one time when he called you like 5 times and you didnt pick up!
✧ 20 minutes later his phone rings and he picks it up immediately. “hello? y/n? are you okay?? you haven’t been answering me for a while.”
✧  “ahh, yes, im sorry about that, my phone died :P”
✧ thinks the best cuddles are the ones in which you both end up falling asleep. also likes to admire your sleeping face totes not a creeper
✧ also loveloveloves to snuggle you from behind and bury his face in your neck and loves to just smELL you
✧ you told him you loved him first
✧ you were having a rough day when you heard a knock on your door
✧ opening it, you found a futakuchi giving you a small smile and carrying a plastic bag full of goodies. “i, uh, didn’t want you to be alone, so i thought we could hang out for a bit? just us two, your favorite snacks, and whatever else you want to do”
✧ touched by his gesture, you pulled him in by his jacket’s collar and gave him a long kiss
✧ after separating, you looked into his eyes as you cupped his face gently. “thank you, kenji. i love you. this means a lot to me”
✧ ejiufnicenjfdhksujsk he nearly melted in place
✧ later tries playing the pocky game with you, but then y’all forget about the pocky after your first round and stick to the smooching
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I could see Scarlet Ribbons’ stand cry being something like “BOWBOWBOWBOWBOW” cuz like.. ribbons... make bows and stuff.... sorry I’m bad at this 🤪
OKAY THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY CUTE THOUGH... i’m going to make a list of possible stand cries, and this is gonna be added on it!! 
anonymous asked: Is scarlet ribbons willing for a smooch 🥺🥺
but of course!! i’ve pictured scarlet ribbons as being a very affectionate and playful stand, since that adds even more Possibilities of the stand acting up around everyone. scarlet ribbons definitely wants to give ppl hugs and stuff, showcasing how affectionate and :D!!! the user is. 
anonymous said: lmaooo imagine the entire bucci gang's reaction when scarlet ribbon's user/reader end up with someone from la squadra XDD in the au where everyone lives of course
it’d be a battlefield... i guess if they weren’t fighting against one another like they were in the anime, it might be slightly better? but i can’t imagine it going over real well, since everyone would be v wary of la squadra. if reader is happy that’s one thing, but there’s going to be a lot of investigation going into it. they need to make sure she’s safe and sound qwq
anon said: Okay so if i got it right Scarlet Ribbon's attack can be a good way to escape out of GioGio's estate after his kidnapping, you know, like Spider man but in stead of spider web/beam it's cutesy pinky rope of ribbon 😂as for the ocean surrounding the island reader can coagulate their ribbons into a small boat and row themselve back to civilazation 👏😂👏 im thriving for independent reader pls don't mind me 🥺 again, much love + appreciation for you to came out with this awesome concept💓💘💓❤💓💕
ohh so like a yandere version of the SR verse? i’ve definitely given it some thought, since i write 99% yandere content (or smth close to that at least, math was never my best subject). anyways i think that it’d be chaotic for any yanderes to deal with scarlet ribbon darling, seeing as having a stand that versatile gives plenty of opportunities to escape! giorno has the added benefit of being able to track darling down using his own ability, but it’d be a game of cat and mouse for a while. i’ll definitely write a yan version of it one day...
anon said: hi lock!! I just wanted to pop by and say that I love your Scarlet Ribbons series so far ♡ such good food.... u spoil us.... :') that being said, what was your motivation behind it? why did you want to take a fluffy route as opposed to your usual yan content? ty and have a nice day!!
hello anon <3 i’m happy to know that you’ve been enjoying it!! trust me i’ve been having way too much fun fleshing everything out too, it’s been a Mega Muse . i still love writing yandere content the most, but i guess picturing a normal universe felt interesting in its own right. more possibilities open up. i had thought about it being everyone going yan, but i scrapped it when i realized that’d just lead to bucciarati’s team killing one another. i’ve given some thought to individual yandere’s in the universe though! 
i think that exploring different types of content is what helps prevent burnout!! so that’s why i’ve channeled some energy into a more normal universe, just so that when i want to write fluff/more humor based stuff i have an outlet for it. u vu...
anon asked: :eyes: what was rooming in with bruno like? how did he feel when reader went to room with fugo? what is rooming in with fugo like? WHAT RIVALRY DID THESE DORKS DEVELOP OVER THE ISSUE??hdknld i can imagine fugo preening when reader's with him and bruno is lowkey .__.)
THE INITIAL ROOMMATE ... boy bruno was pretty excited! i picture reader waking up early some mornings to make him breakfast/coffee, as a way of saying thank you. reader would be very grateful and feel indebted to bruno for all the kindness he’s shown, especially since he’s not even charging rent for staying at his place! it all has a nice, domestic feeling that bruno never realized he longed for. i’m sure he knows it won’t last forever, as nice as that sounds. 
even with all the times he reassured reader that money isn’t a problem, the thought of imposing on someone who has already given reader a lot is hard to get past. bruno had a bit of a stone face when reader mentioned becoming roommates with fugo, but ultimately wouldn’t want to monopolize her time or anything. he still gets to see her everyday! though he’s going to miss the special talks, and breakfasts ... :(( 
bruno probably picks up on fugo’s treatment towards reader before fugo even realizes how he feels lmao. he’s just hoping that no Funny business goes down, semi hypocritical as that may be. acting as a team leader means making scarifies for the well being of the group, and having to put his wants on the back burner. this is definitely one of those instances. 
anon said: Hey thank you for posting about scarlet ribbons, I’ve been having a very rough time mentally ( Rn I’m confined to a 3 mile radius of the house for medical reasons) and this brought me so much joy, I want to share my goth makeup tips with Leone and tend to my collection with GioGio, your characterisation of fugo has also totally changed my mind on him I didn’t even think he was cute before your writing! I hope you are doing well
aaaa i’m sorry to hear that you’re going through a difficult time. this is definitely a comfy type of series, so it makes me happy to know that it’s brought you some happiness!! i’ll be posting about it plenty, since i have loooots of ideas for it!! leone would love talking about makeup with you, since everyone else before trish is clueless on the subject. he’d likely surprise you with eye shadow palettes or lipstick that you’ve been wanting! in a very lowkey fashion, just kinda shoving it towards you and saying he saw it on sale and it’s whatever. on the inside he’s screaming though lmaoo
giorno is another person who, when isn’t focused on his dream and such, would be Dying for some reader one on one time. it’s cute, he tries to make his interest seem as organic as possible. he manages to pull it off well! 
I LOOOVE FUGO... once i got a more solid characterization for him down, i wanted to write for him a lot. i really wish we got to see more of him in the anime, but purple haze feedback gave lots of good insights to him as well! i think that while he’s more of a serious character, he’s been shown to have some snark as well.
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( lee chaeyoung / isa , cis woman ) have you seen BORA HO ? i heard SHE is an ASTROPHYSICS MAJOR at EVERGREEN UNIVERSITY and a VOLUNTEER at the SAN VERTO LIBRARY. they’re 21 years old and they’ve been living in san verto for 3 YEARS. they tend to be CALM & CHARISMATIC, but rumor has it they can also be OPINIONATED & UNFORGIVING. [ tally, 25, GMT+4, she/her ] @foolsstarters​
tw // brief mention of abuse
bora ho –– lee chaeyoung / isa fc
nicknames: idk give her nicknames
birthday: january 1st, 2000 - 21 yrs old ; capricorn
cis woman, she/her, bisexual
born in brooklyn, new york.
past !
bora’s mother wanted her youngest child, and only daughter, to be nothing short of prim and proper. and all her life, as much as she hated it, the young girl went along with it; going by her parents’ very traditional and outdated rules for her own personal safety. unlike her oldest brother, she hated every bit of it. and unlike her second oldest brother, yooseung, she knew how to keep it together and go with the flow for her survival in a house where their parents weren’t afraid of using extreme methods behind closed doors. 
bora was calm, collected, and despite being so restricted by rules, she did things her own way. she was a straight A student, especially in subjects that her peers hated. physics and chemistry were things she especially excelled at. although her teachers would accuse her of cheating on her tests because she was skipping classes whenever she felt like it. bora would respond saying that it wasn’t that hard for her to catch up. she had a talent for learning quickly, anyways. 
bora had a hard time being close to anyone in her family. she had a tendency of pretending to like her cousins or other family members just for the sake of keeping her ‘good girl’ reputation going. the only person in her family that she truly got along with was yooseung. the two shared secrets, had a similar sense of humor, and they even talked about how they both wanted to leave and live freely somewhere else. the latter happened for yooseung pretty soon, and he was away in california without taking bora with him. of course, she was upset about it at first, but she understood after a while. especially when he kept in contact and visited brooklyn sometimes. 
behind her polished facade, bora had a plan, and she needed to get on with it as soon as she turned eighteen. she was sick of living like this. she had a lot of money saved up; courtesy of her parents giving her a few bills whenever she said she didn’t have any lunch money. she could admit that as the youngest child, she was a bit spoiled. her dad could barely say no if she pouted. and she was packing up her things slowly but surely, keeping her bags hidden away until the day came for her escape.
no one could’ve seen it coming. bora was seen as the family’s good girl who was always on her best behavior. she was even expected to start working in her family’s business after majoring in one of the best universities in new york. but when everyone woke up, she was nowhere to be found. her things and her car had disappeared as well. her mother insisted on filing her as missing, but nothing could be done, because she was technically an adult now, and it was evident that she deliberately left on her own. 
a few months of driving from city to city, staying with friends and random motels here and there, she finally made her way to san verto, california, where her brother, yooseung, lived. he had no idea she was even coming here, only knowing about her disappearing from home. and since her arrival in town, she never thought she wanted to go live somewhere else. she was used to living in a big city, but she loved the small town. 
hcs !
bora is a good actress. she could lie to you for her own gain, and a lot of the time people didn’t even realize it.
she studies astrophysics, after yooseung decided to pay for her college education, which she didn’t like the idea of at first. 
bora’s definitely the smarter one out of the two siblings LMAO. compared to yooseung, she loved reading and educating herself about new things she was interested in. she’s currently volunteering at the library in her free time. 
speaking of yooseung and lying... this bitch would support any ridiculous lies he was spewing. 
you’ll never catch her slipping! she always wants to look good, even without any makeup on.
she KNOWS she looks good
she’s into astrology, and definitely owns a tarot deck. only because she wanted to learn how to use it, but doesn’t think she could ever use it seriously. she’s lowkey into witchy things. 
the name bora means purple , and you could only imagine how much she loves the color. her wardrobe consists of a lot of lilacs. 
bora started a youtube channel out of boredom, and now posts random videos every week or so. think kennedy walsh type of videos lol 
always seems like she doesn’t have time for anyone’s shit, and... yeah she doesn’t lol 
she’s a bit cold and opinionated, and can hold grudges, but for the most part, she’s pretty chill and doesn’t give a fuck about a lot of things. 
has a soft spot for shyer/quieter ppl :( 
she’d most likely get mad if anyone touched her stuff or walked into her room without permission lol 
connections !
roomies: nico and eunmi 
exes? i love me some good spicy sad plots. maybe someone who broke her heart and she hates their guts now
neighbors ? someone who probably complained about how loud bora’s music is at night lool
idk give me friends ? ppl who see her working at the library perhaps, or maybe ppl from uni? she goes to evergreen 
it would be funny if there was a character who works at the coffee shop and they know her long ass coffee order by heart. or they hear it for the first time and are like ????? can u rewind , damn
someone she tutors! she’s p good at stuff like science and math subjects, and she wouldn’t mind teaching someone if they pay her lol
i feel like im missing some things.... but this is what i got for now. i’ll probably add more later. 
here’s bora’s pinterest if u wanna take a look. 
pls message me for any plots :D 
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benreyplush · 3 years
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ok so
benny is some sort of benrey clone after some weird shit happened when benrey was defeated and made his way back into gordon’s games like payday 2.
he somehow got into terraria and has no memory of black mesa or who he was even based off of. he barely remembers his name and all it came out to him was “benny”
he’s also freakishly tall
when jack (the world’s guide) found him, he was very quiet and seemingly apathetic about his surroundings. didn’t really talk much and jack thought he was an enigma for a while. he did his usual and helped him begin his life there.
but then benny started doing some weird shit that jack wasnt prepared for. enemies couldn’t hurt him. he could freeze time. destroy and create items indefinitely. he has no idea what benny is and the order of the guide never talked about anything like this so obviously he’s very freaked out at first
slowly benny starts remembering some of his old personality and would say things that make 0 sense to jack. jack doesn’t know what “poggers” means.
eventually benny remembers a lot of it and actually feels kinda sad. like he feels like he has to be this “benrey” but he doesnt want to be. hes different.
and jack tells him he’s not benrey. he became his own thing and that was good! and he doesnt have to be like him. benny was very relieved by this and sorta became his own thing. like he was still like benrey but less of an asshole and really just goofed around. he still found himself harassing the new npcs that move in but he never harasses jack. he likes jack.
jack says he wont call him benrey. to him, he’s benny. and benny really appreciates it.
jack always wondered what benny meant by “self aware” when he talked about his memories. benny talked about the “npc ai just getting a mind of their own” and said when he joined this new world, it must have turned everyone in terraria self aware like in half life. so thats cool.
eventually jack like. realizes he might have a lil crush on benny and feels bad about it. because he knows his fate is to be sacrificed in the end and he doesnt wanna grow too close to benny.
but inevitably they end up together and jack is starting to question if he needs to die. like originally he came to terms with it a long time ago but now he’s actually reconsidering??? wow! they have at least one argument when jack actually sits him down and explains the wall of flesh thing.
at some point jack convinces benny to take him on an adventure and they end up in the underworld. jack’s plan was to go through with the sacrifice and almost succeeded but benny grabbed him and told him not to do that again. and jack was like “you have to let me do this” and benny was like “no dude i love u” and then they kissed and it was like. the first time either of them have kissed anyone ever but it was still nice.
and jack is like “ok actually i want to live with you forever lets go home” but a demon appears when they arent paying attention and attacks them and jack gets knocked into the lava and the wall of flesh is summoned. and benny is devastated. 
when thats over a new guide shows up but benny wants nothing to do with him bc he is not jack. and benny is mad at himself bc he can freeze time, control enemy spawn rates n shit but he cant bring ppl back to life and he feels worthless about it
so the rest of the story is about benny having to move on and accept his death :(
so its a sad story 
but here’s some nice things
benny knows the sweet voice still and uses it on jack all the time. it was confusing to them both when he did it the first time. eventually jack gets used to it and actually really likes it. 
jack is supposed to be the helpful npc so he usually keeps himself together but as he grows closer to benny his emotions start coming out more and whenever he’s stressed he can just look at benny and say “sweet voice pls” and benny calms him down with it. benny also uses it to get jack to sleep (”blue and red means its time for bed :)” ) because normally he shouldnt have to but being self aware is tiring.
oh also whenever jack gets burns from the voodoo dolls in the underworld, benny heals them with the sweet voice healing beam :). benny has no idea how he keeps getting burned and eventually just assumes its bc of the furnace and is like “bro stop shoving ur hands in the furnace lol” and jack cant bring himself to tell him the truth so he just goes with it.
benny was the first to confess and he did it by serenading jack with the worst guitar playing that jack has ever heard <3 but it still made him smile. i know he really had to think about it before accepting it bc wall of flesh, can’t get too close, blah blah blah.
plus idk how relationships work in the order of the guide. he probably really didnt expect to get into a relationship and the new guide that comes along probably found it super strange.
anyway this is a lot of text wow im gonna just add on to the post as i think of shit but if u read all of this i am in love with u
EDIT: I FOUND A WAY TO MAKE A HAPPY ENDING
after defeating the moon lord, either the order of the guide or maybe even the spirits of terraria herself brings jack back because benny deserves that after saving all of them.
so benny notices the new guide is gone and was like “weird but whatever” and then he hears someone call out to him. he’s like “ugh what” and turns and its jack and he like. drops his weapon in his hand in shock and takes his eye mask and helmet off to see him properly. like he isnt sure if he’s dreaming or not.
and then he runs to him and grabs him and he’s real holy fuck. so he’s overjoyed and both of them fucking cry (first time jack actually sees ben cry ever!!!) and they kiss n shit and its incredible the end. since the world has been saved, the two live a more domestic life and benny is like “we’re never going to the underworld again ever and also im going to be around u a lot bc i missed u so much and i cant lose u again” so he’s extra clingy but jack is so happy to be back with him that he doesnt care!!!!!
also funny fact but the mechanic was the first npc to move in with them and (i think her name was shayna in my world. will change it if not) was overly annoyed at their constant sappiness before jack was killed. ben was extra affectionate to jack around her bc he likes annoying ppl (except for jack). but when jack comes back from the dead, she still acts annoyed but she’s actually relieved to see benny happy again.
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elvencantation · 3 years
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aladdin 2019 liveblog
OMG THE WAY THEY GOT HIM TO SING ARABIAN NIGHTS WORKED SO WELL. also the kids are adorable. and the ship
though some of the lyric changes are… a bit too on the nose
too cute first meeting
PARKOUR
oh yes thank you for the songs give me hope. i didn’t even see mulan but i watched enough reviews that i know i dont rly wanna
jafar aint creepy enough. sorry he just isn’t
ahhh his place is so cool! with the hidden stairs and stuff. love shit like that
its not like what? were you planning to give it back?  OH it was abu that tracks
OH MY GOD IVE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO HER DRESSES
also this prince is dressed so badly. wow. so gaudy
why did they add him hes so annoying go away boy
HEY STOP BEING A DICK TO JASMINE JAFAR NOBODY LIKES U ALSO UR OUTFIT IS STUPID
YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED TO SPEAK TO HER
can we just let rajah eat him pls
omg jasmine trying to get dahlia to pretend she’s the princess. i mean, im not sure if i quite felt the need to include her character, especially as someone trying to convince jasmine to let go of her well meaning ambition and get married
“why are you being weird” omg i love her
jasmine looks so pleased with herself while dahlia is acting so weird
just stop talking dahlia nobody expect u to talk to him just be haughty
DONT GET COCKY DUMBASS OH MY GOD
idk how i feel about jafar apparently being ‘a common thief’ once upon a time, ‘just like aladdin’. like for all we know u stole the hair thingy with magic. we know u a manipulative fuck
also like- how are we gonna handle the her not recognizing him when he’s in prince getup? like, she recognized him in weird servant getup
wait since when was the cave a lion? i thought it was a tiger…
i like how abu smacks him to get him out of gem trance XD
ok so abu already touched a bunch of treasure. and nothing happened. uhhh what
omg the carpet is adorable yes thank you
and aldadin is stepping all over the treasure. i am confusion
ooooo pretty lava!!!
omg its time for the genie!! tho i do wish they hadn’t made him literally blue. ah well. excited to see what will smith can make of it. nobody can top robin williams, but there have been other genies. there will be more (yes i mean broadway. tho i haven’t seen any broadway aladdin shows. i do love their blue outfits for the genie)
also damn i love genie’s gold tattoo/ornament thingys under the cuffs on his arms. want some for myself 
WHAT DID U DO TO ABU THATS RUDE
oh my god poor abu having to be the accompaniment. pls tell me u replace him with an orchestra genie, u rly do need one for this song
ok that was short
there we go!
oh this is fun!!!
baklava is magic and should be respected as such
ok the puppet thing is a bit creepy tho i do think they did that in the original as well
uhhh can we nix the rap pls
oh man i love his pants!!
omg the splits i cant
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DONT THINK I DIDNT SEE THIS
oh ofc its genie magic that makes him unrecognizable. i mean, lying about his identity was half the plot of the movie but still im a bit sad
omg its time for the big entrance omg
oh god genie why the hat thats bigger than ur body
omg dalia’s approving little expression that was adorable
poor boy looks so uncomfortable
why is it so important that he has so many animals? is that the only way to show wealth? or just the flashiest?
“so yummy boy”???!??! i cant im laughing so hard rn
oh my god this is gonna be so awkward when he has to talk to actual royalty tho not looking forward to the second hand embarrassment
aww i do miss genie turning into weird TV personalities when talking about the animals tho
yuppp i knew it was gonna be this awkward
i cannot do this i have to turn off the volume or i will flee this tab and try to skip this scene when i come back
ok i had to scroll down, and still even reading the subtitles made me embarrassed. why am i like this
MY GOD HER PEACOCK OUTFIT IS SO BEAUTIFUL
WHY ARE YOU MAKING HIM DANCE LIKE THIS MY SECONDHAND EMBARASSMENT CANT HANDLE IT GENIE
ok finally he kinda got the hang of it. dont be fanciful genie just copy the other guys pls
bit of a weird dance tho…
oh nooo genie getting fanciful
i went from, oh this is cute to, oh no pls stop
ok now that ppl are clapping i feel less awkward. brain why u gotta do this to me. but also u rly dont have to have aladdin breakdance
ok he jumped on the fountain and this stated going back into ridiculous and why territory
and jasmine ran away. cant blame her. it makes him look kinda like an attention seeking person
awwww dalia’s little ‘excuse me for a moment’ i kinda expected her to scream but this was also cute
my god her room is so pretty. and the moment with the apples was adorable
I AM NOT TEARING UP AT A WHOLE NEW WORLD I AM NOT. I JUST HAVENT WATCHED ANY VERSION OF ALADDIN IN A LONG TIME
i just REALLY LOVE THIS SONG OK IDK WHY IM CRYING. AND THEYRE ADORABLE HELP
and the HARMONIES IVE ALWAYS LOVED THEM!!!
ughhhh he had a moment where he could’ve come clean
oh i love a dramatic near death experience
omg yes destroy the staff how lovely and yes dramatic. can u tell i like some good drama. not the weird relationship kind
ur not the same on the inside. not quite
ARE YOU KIDDING ME U DIDNT NOTICE SOMEONE STEALING FROM U
see this is what he meant by u changing. u can never forget ur past
oh i love the dark instrumental version of ‘never had a friend like me’. also the pretty sparkly magic. always love some good aesthetic cgi
OMG I KNOW THIS IS THE MOMENT FOR HER SONG AND I CANNOT WAIT OMGOGMG
OH MY GOD YES EVEN THO IM SAD NOBODY GOT TO HEAR HER SONG I DO LOVE THIS!! YES YOU KNOW ALL THESE PEOPLE YOU CARE YOU KNOW THEIR NAMES AND THEIR STORIES AND THAT MATTERS
OMG HER BABA IS SO PROUD OF HER AAAAAAA
oh that was a lovely moment. too bad jafar is a massive prick
oh this is interesting! i love a dramatic disappearance. poor guy. drowning, hypothermia, fun stuff to do within a day
love some ice parkour!
👀
WAIT U CANT KILL THE CARPET ITS AN ANIMATE OBJECT WTF THATS RUDE
the decent part of me is glad they didn’t put jasmine in a slave leia type outfit, but the gay part of me is a bit disappointed…
OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS PART YES YOU MANIPULATE HIM U CLEVER BOY SLYTHERIN WOULD BE PROUD OF U. EVEN IF U DO HAVE A GRYFFINDOR HEART
omg the dark little smirk on aladdin’s face. u HAVE to admit that was hot
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just loOK AT IT I HAD TO GIF IT I HAD NO CHOICE
GET YOUR OWN JAMS. that was cute
“also i want children” 😂
WAIT WAIT HOW DID I NOT PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER OMG THIS IS ADORABLE
PLS TELL ME SHE GOES TO HIS SECRET LITTLE TOWER PLACE
omg this is hilarious “stop thief, your sultan commands it” I CANNOT 😂
DID HE SERIOUSLY GET MARRIED WITHOUT EVEN A CHANGE OF OUTFIT. ah ok sorry shouldn’t have spoken so soon THEY BOTH LOOK STUNNING GOD THE OUTFITS IN THIS MOVIE WERE FUCKING GORGEOUS
i also dont mind the more “feminist” storyline they gave jasmine. it worked
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Tbh I would like to have the 34 *other* Bergy pics on your shortlist, complete with commentary lolol. And then (if you’re still waiting that is) any other Marchy pics with commentary? xD xD
oh my godddd you are my favourite person anon - ask and ye shall receive 😎 i should maybe warn that while this doesn’t have actual nsfw content you probably wouldn’t want to read this to your kids as a bedtime story. anyway, here we go: 
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this was very close to making the original list. i like the soft lighting and the kind of floofy hair, yet he still looks like he could absolutely fuck me up (both like in a fight and various other ways). this photo gets me thinking some thoughts ™ if i am being honest
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a literal saint and god amongst men right here. his brown eyes are so soft and his little smile puts me at ease. this is a man who would treat me right (fact). this photo is also from quite deep into the playoffs so the beard is going a little wild, and whilst i’m glad it isn’t like this all of the time, i very much appreciate it when it’s around.
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O CAP’N MY CAP’N (sorry zee). nah for real this exudes some real sexy alternate energy. if i were on the opposing team and i saw this formidable man just skating around looking like that i think i’d just go back down the tunnel and hide in the locker room. this man will fucking kneecap you for the sake of a goal if that’s what it takes. and then i remember that it’s patrice and he’s the nicest man alive and he would literally never, but that’s still the energy this image has. and i ain’t saying i don’t like it.
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okay this is just cute. they look like 2 dads who aren’t entirely sure how to take a selfie but are willing to try. the outfits lend this a slightly chaotic energy - i can’t commend zee’s colour combo if i’m honest, and when juxtaposed with the plaid shirt it kind of hurts my head. but it adds to the dad energy so i still love it. also this is from chara’s ig and the caption is super sweet.
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DADS WITH THEIR KIDS ALWAYS GETS ME. i don’t even want kids, nor do i particularly like them, but seeing a man with his child is the cutest thing in the world and this, predictably, is no exception. patrice’s son 100% has his eyes which is really cute. speaking of patrice’s eyes, he may be smiling here but if you look into his eyes all you will see is fear - that child does not appear too bothered about remaining upright on the ice, and i suspect thay bergy is concerned about this. it would be criminal for me to not comment on the jeans. bergy has some exceptional thighs as these jeans do an excellent job of highlighting that.
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this is Hot, and i’m not accepting criticism on that opinion. the crisp white shirt w no jacket or tie, and the top buttons undone???? i need a lie down. the hands are also making a nice appearance which i can always appreciate. basically what i’m saying is that i’m jealous of that snake this is an excellent photo and i owe the bruins instagram person a drink for posting it.
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do you remember when i said bergy had marvellous thighs? well take a fucking sip babes - they’re like tree trunks carved out of carrara marble. if i have to die i want it to be because they crushed my skull. this is also one of the clearest photos i’ve seen of his tattoo, so it has that going for it too ( sidenote if anyone has an image with literally a pixel of his tattoo pls send it my way, i’m getting desperate at this point). i also think men in jewellery is a good look so i’m digging his beaded bracelets and silver chain. fantastic picture all round.
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yeah okay there’s no escaping that the main reason this one made the list is 🍑. it’s exquisite. those pants also do a great job on the thighs too. the hair, socked feet (no i dont have a fetish i just think ppl in their socks with no shoes is kind of funny), and hands get an honourable mention
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is this the only picture that has ever mattered? i’d believe it. patrice just lovingly gazing down at his son giving his hockey husband a handshake? you just can’t beat it. i have also been emotionally ruined by that tiny #37 jersey oh my
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in the interest of being polite, i will describe this look as rugged. he has probably objectively looked better but i just like this photo and awful lot.
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i don’t think i can give any commentary on this without saying something genuinely not suitable for public eyes. the 2 things i will say are: the only thing keeping me going completely feral horny looking at this is those pants,, if they were black or navy i’d be dead; and patrice i am begging you to do up a few more buttons on your shirt or remove it completely or i’m not going to live much longer.
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oh man i just love this??? i can’t even explain why. the lack of much beard and the expression in his eyes just makes him look massively soft - i would give him a kiss on the nose and a cuddle in this photo
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(gif via @gaudreau) i am slightly loathe to admit this bc it sounds weird but cuts and bruises can sometimes be a real look so this checks that box for me. his smile when he talks truly is one of the finer things in life too. also the lil shrug. i love you mr pikachu
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a** fantastic **angle. this is just prime beautiful bergy.  excellent level of beard imo, the lighting shows off his v nice bone structure, and the nose is looking fab as always. weird observation of the day is that his neck looks nice in this
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i mean obviously this had to go in - lord knows it’s fucking iconic. i have so many questions about how this situation came to be (aside from the fact that alcohol was involved. did brad initiate it? or patrice? why are they spinning? what the fuck? how the fuck? why was i not invited?) but anyway, this photo increased my thirst for a shirtless bergy photo at least two-hundredfold. at this point it’s a need not a want. i don’t think i can continue to comment on this without straying into nsfw territory so we’ll leave it at that. oh the things i would do
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classic humble patrice making an appearance here, reminding us that he is not only the most handsome bastard to ever walk planet earth, but he’s a great guy too. just can’t hate him. and boy is he handsome in this gif. excellent stubble (im really invested in his facial hair if you hadn’t noticed), and the smile that could melt even my cold heart on display here. also bonus points for the previously mentioned thing about cuts/bruises. (sorry). i love this one 
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in contrast to some of the prior ones, this picture is so cute that i can make nothing but pg comments about it. this is exactly the same face we all make when someone points a camera at us and says “cheese!” and i love that. the man looks good in white. good, wholesome content right here.
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(gif via @weekendatbergysblog) okay the baby is cute but the fucking headband is what gets me in this. i’m able to make no further comment because this short circuits my brain.
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(gif via @davidpastrnut)when i first saw this gif i had to go find the source video because i didn’t believe he actually said that but i’m here to tell you: he did. i love these hockey husbands so much. also i saw this tagged as “# hot waiter” one time and i still haven’t got over how accurate that is. someone more talented than me, i’m begging you for that fucking au 
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(gif via @gaudreau) can patrice please stop looking up ??? it’s unfair that someone can look so good just looking in a direction what the fucK. he’s so stunning.
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i love this one. brad pulling his hoodie down like that looks like he’s... soliciting and honestly who could blame him. bergy looks very cute, if a bit edgy in the all black. the hand is a treat in this one hooooooooooooooooo yes
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this one show’s off patrice’s dark features very well. it’s amazing how he has such dark hair, dark eyes, big dark eyebrows, and dark facial hair, yet it doesn’t overcrowd or shadow his face ( except occasionally in awful lighting) ??? does anyone actually know how that works?? he’s looking very pensive here, and that hoodie looks oh-so-cosy. absolutely would cuddle.
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**how cute is this y’all. **in case you thought you were just missing something, no, patrice is not sitting on a chair. he’s just maintaining that deep squat like a champ. maybe that’s the secret to his sublime thighs... the navy/deep red is an excellent look on him, and we get a rare glimpse of bergy with his wedding ring, which i find to be oddly cute. bonus points for him being beside a very cute kid too :)
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(gif via @jakedebrask) this, i, ummmmm. i- uhh. just. um. yeah. so like. uhhhh... swiftly moving on
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(gif via @davidpastrnut) this motherfucker and his handsome fucking face even looks good in that god-awful wooly patriots hat. honestly it looks like he’s about to go out and have a snowball fight (presumably with brad). decidedly rather domestic and i love it
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(gif via @davidpastrnut) intense media patrice is intense. this is such a classic bergy face though, i love it. every time some media person asks him some big long question he puts on this exact very-invested-and-slightly-concerned face, its iconic. looking cosy in a hoodie once again. stop it. 
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nice polo, dude
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(gif via @davidpastrnut) that tshirt looks like its fighting for its life to contain those biceps. a dark, brooding patrice that has some sort of slow burn au stirring deep in my mind. from other angles in this interview the tattoo is fairly visible also.
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this has such a strong energy it almost knocked me off my feet. again, i can see this being some sort of business or maybe criminal masterminds au. but fuck me, does that man looking something beautiful in a suit. the one hand in the pocket is quite frankly BDE too. i’m glad i’m not into dadkes or esle i think this whole picture would be too much for me.
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he is literally the kind of man you’d want to bring home to your parents. i’m glad he seems to have cashed in on the navy/deep red combo because it really does suit him. he looks so fucking dapper here i may be very much in love
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another excellent on-ice shot of him, albeit his slightly concerned expression. the beard is looking fucking crisp here hello sir. not much else to say on this, just a handsome, handsome boy.
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(gif via @jeffsamardzija) another one that gives me Thoughts. he’s literally so beautiful. hair is cut a little shorter than usual on the sides and on anyone else it would scream fuckboy but i’m kind of digging it on bergy, at least on this one occasion. if i say anything else we’ll go down the rabbit hole
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oof this is_ intense. _bergy aside, this is just an incredible shot tbh. rare that we get to see mr perfect not completely level-headed and playing it cool so it feels like a treat when we do. lowkey hot ngl
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last but very certainly not least, mr patrice bergeron, four-time bergeron award winner, holding the award itself. this photo honestly just makes my heart swell a little with pride - it’s what he deserves!!!! just absolutely dapper in a beautiful suit as always, and a smile that could topple a nation to round it all off.
thank you so much for this anon!!! it was rather self-indulgent but i hope you like it :) also i will absolutely do another one with marchy, although my nails have been dry for about 2 hours now so i’ll probably do it tomorrow or friday, but it’s on its way :)
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hey, im casey from night in the woods. if u remember me being trans and kinda emo, pls like or rb this post. i also had a crush on gregg, but im not sure if he liked me back. im open to ppl who might be canonmates or just sourcemates. i just rlly miss everyone.
im the casey kin, i forgot to add that im 17 and turning 18 soon
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