#im taking iti

[cextra-loz]

This iron pill is healing me, or this eating more is healing me, or this salty cheese is healing me, or this hydration is healing me, or

[grapecaseschoices]

there is always some clown that shows their ass about wyll on youtube. like no one wants your bad opinion on a positive video about wyll. no one wants your regurgitated bile that you yucked down from some other clown who has also never played his route or had him in their party or really spoken to him in camp, but wants to say The Reasoning Why Has Nothing To Do With His Blackness, I Just Don't Like Goody-Too-Shoes CharactersTM.

get out of here and misinterpret YOUR faves, not mine.

[nomairuins]

also its so dumb that one of the arguments ppl have against a sims 5 is that theyve already invested too much money into 4. like yes its fucking scummy that ea charges so much for dlc and its Ludicrous the amt sims 4 costs if you have all the dlc and its going to keep getting more and more expensive but . to be honest . why are you paying for sims packs. im sry

[nomaishuttle]

if ditto was real id make a ditto turn into my granny so i could gove her a hug again. sigh

[bi-demon-ium]

okay i know im just "IVE CONNECTED THE DOTS" "you havent connected shit" "IVE CONNECTED THEM"ing this rn bc im just like oh???? two things i enjoy that are getting s2 in october??? but like. the death by dying premiere with the empathy vampires/silent nuns and like. the obituary writer's descriptions of the forced happiness and how it really does feel better even if you know it isn't and that it's a trick, and that it's so, so hard not to give into--indeed, o.w. only escapes because of gert's (not me, mbs followers, my namesake) sacrifice/distraction--and like.

I Am Thinking About MBS S2. and all the implications of curtain's new plan with the "happiness acolytes" and brainwashing + the mention in the summary of mr benedict potentially being changed forever if they don't save him, so we can assume he probably is under this same influence..................... fear. many thoughts head full.

there's something so insidious about this too like. forced happiness, false ecstasy, artificial joy. laughing and smiling against your will. thanking your attacker for hurting you, taking from you. liking it whether you want to or not. even when it's over you kind of miss it and you hate yourself for it. like. fuck.

[niteview]

i did both of my work bestie's birth charts for fun & i share a cap rising with one of them..ik it's not that serious hrjfsj but that does explain our first day together 🤔

[pleasantdragontree]

I hope whoever is stalking my accounts knows I'm pissed as a left chickens wing right now

I loved you but I can't cause you gossiped about my health conditions there fore I can't apologise. Why relaliate? Why get encouraged? Why take the most popular opinion? Is that.opinon truly yours ? I loved ya cause you were you and I liked taht you weren't perfect and I was happy to take differcult conversations with ya to solve things properly. How silly of me to believe you'd do the same. At last time to move on since the joy won't end with you. There will be someone somewhere that wants me for all of me, the good the bad and the ugly. For the personality disorders and all. The excuses and the responsibility and all

[usarinnpa]

HAIIIII cann someonee be reallly nicies to me i amm goinng through it <- leike say nice thnings ok thnk you ......

[mellohd]

EMH Marble Hornets AU!!

ok i know im not creative when it comes to aus but i thought itd be interesting to tell the story of MH through EMH’s story? IF YOU GUYS HAVE THOUGHTS OR QUESTIONS PLS LEAVE SOME IN MY INBOX!!! :-]( or even questions for the MH!EMH characters heh)1

Basically its just marble hornets told through EMH, for example instead of “tapes i found” story telling theyd open a youtube channel for tips and tricks on making your own movie while they make their own called Marble Hornets! EMH/MLA spoilersish up ahead

Heres the character correspondences:

Alex-> Jeff

Jay-> Vinnie

Tim-> Evan

Brian-> Michael!MLA

Jess-> Alex!EMH

Amy ->Jeffs GF(so sorry i forgot her name 😭)

“Masky”->Habit(which makes sense depending on the theories you go with for either series)

“Hoody”->Patrick (same as the last one)

Characters in cant figure out an association with:

Steph, Jess(Evans bestfriend) Shaun So they might just not have a place in this story idk

Since Mlanderson and EMH are in the same universe i thought id make Brian the Michael/Patrick of this story, except more involved. Instead of their being a shaun i think id like Brian to just go to MH crew, if ykwim. I did this cause the only other character i thought could fit Brian was Alex!EMH and I didnt like that.

My take on Masky is that hes just a more aware Tim, not a separate being (tho i do like to think of it that way for fun sometimes ha ha). Masky in my mind was in a battle against the operators control and was ultimately trying to help Jay. I think Masky would br Habit in this series cause of the theory that Habit is one of the first few iterations of Evan, thats why theyre similar and so compatible etc if you know the theory you know. That does mean that Tim isnt gonna act all ha ity, just more erratic i think, i havent gone tooooooo far into a characterization(or even a name) for Emh!MH Habit yet

“Hoody” I see as just brian and he was just disguising himself. in this au “Hoody” would be patrick. Let me explain,

Frim what i gathetef through my second watch of EMH and, my first of MLA , patrick is just Michael but remembers every single iteration, hes a similar being to Habit, thats why he has powers ig? Look i havent gotten too far into theories fir MLA the fandom is so dead i never see any 😭😭. I dont want to get to far into theories on other series anyways cause rhis is about my AU so ANYYYYWAYS i think brian would fit that its just brians story doesnt fit entirely with Michael, actually Tim would probably fit more now that i think about it. Oh god now im thinking of switching them again uhm wtv

I think the rest of the correspondences make sense if you think about it a bit. Jay as Vinnie makes sense to me because of boths compulsive need for answers even though its destructive to those around them. Jay wouldnt be as much as a villain in this like vinnie is (or maybe i havent decided muahaha). I also thought they fit cause they both do that weird thing where they constatly have to document everything.

I thought tim eould fit Evan just cause of the whole habit arc.

Alex as Jeff was more of a fill a role thing that eventually made sense to me. I did think of making him Evan and Tim Jeff, and im still thinking of doing this, but i thought the whole finding the gf arc would fit alex more. Alex would still be one of the villains i think. Like i said this would be marble hornets told through EMH lol. I might even switch it up and assign a habit type role to Alex instead and there be two patrick characters who knows!

As you can tell im still thinking this through so maybe mext post i make about this will be more solid. if youre interested to talk about this kore with me(obv my inbox) or i have a slenderverse discord i made with my friend heh tik tok smug emoji. come join if youre looking for more slenderverse friends(and if youre interested in darkharvest and mla especially cause i need more people to talk about that to 😭😭)

[sh0tanzz]

Hii i dont know my question eated but how Riize would react if their partner wont say it love you back, thank you 🤷🏻‍♀️

these are just headcanons guys !!!

Shotaro

notices right away and attempts to not take it personal and considers oh maybe they forgot or didn’t hear me say it first but then he’ll think too hard about it and will have to bring it up as carefully as possible would probably be lowkey indirect like “yk someone keeps forgetting things 🤨”

Eunseok

I mean I’d hope he’d notice and if he did he most likely wouldn’t take it personally and would shrug it off but if he did notice it would take him a minute to say anything unless you did it again he’d then have the urge to say something and would ask if you’re good (pls cave and admit you’re joking bc if not his idgaf-itis will crank up)

Sungchan

his eye would twitch probably. KIDDING he’d notice and bring it up straight up like “uuummm 😀” then he’d ask you why you didn’t say it or he’d assume he did something wrong and would think back to the entire day and try to make up for something he never did 😭 or he’d try to win the idgaf war (he fails)

Wonbin

he’d either:

[texts a paragraph on if you’re mad at him and that if you’re not to stop being childish]

or

[suddenly sits directly by you on the couch side eyeing you until you cave]

Seunghan

suddenly becomes so clingy and lovey dovey out of nowhere I mean he’s always lovey and playful with you but after you don’t say I love you back he’d think you’re upset or something happened (or that you’re mad at him 😭) and would just start being so clingy and touchy like pls say it back

Sohee

Im going to keep it very real….I do not think he’d take it that seriously and would know that you’re fucking with him 😭 but let’s say it did irk him he’d either go on a long childish rant or would have a very obviously fake attitude about it and would pretend to mope

Anton

idk why this is so funny but Anton would literally just stare at you waiting to say it back and when you didn’t he’d be like “ok then” leaves comes back 10 mins later like “👁️ say it back” and if you still didn’t similar to Sohee he’d yap about you not saying it back until you did

[kaelakov]

What's your favorite yuumori dynamic?

Personally, I'm still obsessed with Fred + anyone (I adore Fred), Louis and William's brotherly bond, and Moran and Bonde (they scratch my brain just right). I know almost everyone's obsessed with Sherliam (cause same), but they're like the OTP (platonically or romantically) yapping about them is inevitable. I want to dissect everyone else too, yk? But I'm curious what dynamics you like.

OH MY GOSH I'M SO HAPPY SOMEONE ASKED ME THIS!! OKAY SO JUST A HEADS UP IF YOU DIDNT LIKE.. READ THE MANGA (im sorry if this comes off as like rude or anything 😭) THERE'S A SMALL SPOILER ... also I yap a lot... so beware of my yap-itis

I have so, so many. I personally like seeing Fred and Sebastian togther because I love their little big brother, little brother dynamic SO, SO MUCH. I COULD YAP AND YAP AND GO ON FOR DAYS ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE IT. Another dynamic I really love is Bonde and Sebastian. I love how well they work together when it's needed. (Example being the Jack the Ripper case, and when Bonde had his little moment in the bank that left Sebastian shocked.) I also seriously love this one trio and it's Louis, Fred, and Sebastian. I love how in chapter 11 (YES, I LOVE THE HUNTING OF THE BASKERVILLE ARC SO SO MUCH, I HAVE THE CHAPTER NUMBERS MEMORIZED.) Anyway, I love how Sebastian just takes the role of big brother (yet again), and breaks up the little argument between Fred and Louis. It's funny, yet really shows how the characters interact with each other. I wish they animated that :(

AND THEN, ANOTHER ONE (yes another one), IS SEBASTIAN AND MONEYPENNY. I LOVE THEIR INTERACTION SO, SO MUCH. I PHYSICALLY SCREAM WHEN I RE-READ THE MANGA AND HIT THOSE CHAPTERS OF THEM INTERACTING WITH EACH OTHER. I'm still pissed about how they didn't animate the queen, Moneypenny.

And at this point I'll just make a list...

Fred and Sebastian

Bonde and Sebastian

Sebastian, Louis, and Fred

Sebastian and Moneypenny

SEBASTIAN AND ALBERT

SEBASTIAN AND WILLIAM

John and Sherlock

Moriarty brothers... I love their dynamic and like.. it's kind of obvious since they're brothers.. but still. I gobble up every single analysis about them.

I love every dynamic at this point... anyway, yapping session is over. I'm so sorry if it's so messy in this post 😭

[k0droid]

at the family function - twisted wonderland headcanons

A/N: Cleaning out my drafts :3

Content warnings!: - i'm black so i'll be going off of what happens at my family events - these are headcanons and not serious ones at that, pls dont get mad - these aren't in order (im forcing u to read lol)

Friendly reminder: I am black and searching for moots, specifically black but not exclusively <3

Jack Howl: - the cousin that all the younger cousins want to see - doesn't really like children but still enjoys seeing his family

Lilia Vanrouge: - the grandpa who sits in the same spot every reunion - has told you the same story a million GAJILLION different stories - D1 instigator

Idia Shroud: - hides himself in the room farthest from all the commotion - brings his consoles to every get-together

Epel Felmier: - the cousin who lives 2hrs away - always asking those dumbass superstitious questions abt the city - brings fruits/veggies from his family farm

Rook Hunt: - creepy ass unc, NO BODY wanna play with him - genuinely a good guy once you get to know him - dont ask "how did u and auntie (vil) fall in meet?" because he's gonna give u the strangest love story ever

Silver Vanrouge: - adopted son of granpa - hes NEVER awake when u need him - eats, chats a bit, and joins idia so he can fall asleep - don't know if he's an uncle technically but he's family now so 🤷🏾‍♀️

Cater Diamond: - cousin who's always running errands for somebody, his sisters especially - has plates made for him because he's too busy - always a part of the conversation tho

Ace Trappola: - fun cousin!!! - takes the lil kids outside to play when asked

Malleus Draconia: - also adopted son of lilia - he doesn't leave his room often so they forget he's even there - when he does come down, everyone is like "unc, you've been here?!" - very awkward but enjoys the conversation and card games

Deuce Spade: - fun cousin #2!!!!! - usually on cousin-duty - was supposed to bring the plates but forgot

Jamil Viper: - the auntie in the kitchen - like cater, he's always busy doing something - the family member who asks abt school and expects a real answer

Vil Schoenheit: - amazing gorgeous kind respectable aunt married to some guy (rook) - she arrives an hour early to help trey cook and jamil set everything in place - kinda strict about the tidiness of everyone but becomes lax after eating (got the itis)

Azul Ashengrotto: - the cousin you'd get compared to ("why cant you be more like azul?") - everybody owes or owed him some money at some point - hides all his old photos somewhere in the house

Ortho Shroud: - the little cousin - begs idia to drive him to grandpappy lilia's

Sebek Zigvolt: - loud asf like u can hear his conversations clearly - also on cousin duty - tracks mud in the house and gets told off by jamil

Kalim Al-Asim: - the cousin with 511 siblings

Ruggie Bucchi: - helps in the kitchen so he'll be the first one to make some plates - afterwards ruggie eats on the porch in a rocking chair

Trey Clover: - main cook/chef - unc who's always getting roasted for his hairline (barber fucked him up)

Leona Kingscholar: - 50/50 unc, sometimes he'll be in a good mood and sometimes he wont - arrives on time and gets out of his car 20 mins later (he was sleep) - tells those kids "AYE YALL STOP ALL THAT RUNNIN AROUND" - sat with ruggie on the porch and he just randomly got up and started walking down the street - sometimes forced to eat at the kids table because he wont eat his own veggies at his grown age

Jade Leech: - brought the drinks - brought cards and dice to play with azul

Floyd Leech: - brought soda (in spite of Jade) - brought monopoly instead - he got bored in the middle of monopoly so he just started chasing people for entertainment

Riddle Rosehearts: - the one who organizes most of the reunions - was FURIOUS at deuce for forgetting to bring the plates but cater went out and bought them - got chased by Floyd and collared his ass

ts was kinda ass, my bad, i just want likes and comments cuz i dont have many headcanons of my own

anyways u guys should totally ask me abt my twst ocs (not yuusona) so i can blab abt them <3/hj

[k-dokja]

just finish re-reading samuel and yn being chaotic. now im begging for more crumbs of them if you don't mind 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

You occupy the living room, spreading out on the couch like you own the place. You don't, he does. You act like it's your house. He wants to drop his briefcase on you for that alone.

"Ack!"

No reason to not listen to his impulsive thought when it comes to you. "Why didn't you come to the office today?" He glares down at you and it would be far more effective if you aren't wearing that tiny tank top that shows him your cleavage and stomach. Not that you notice where his gaze strays.

"I was sick!" You protest. "I didn't feel good this morning so I stayed home, what's wrong with that?!"

He nearly rolls his eyes backwards into his skull. "What's wrong is that you're meant to send in a notice." He glowers. "Did you know how much I had to do to make up for your absence?"

"Aw, does that mean you need me? Why Samuel, you only need—Ack!"

You clutch your head where he flicks your forehead. If you wince then good, it's meant to hurt. "Stop messing around, I expect overtime once you recover." With that, he leaves your presence after he makes his point known. Knowing you, however, you probably stick your tongue out the moment he shows his back to you.

He turns back sharply, catching you in your act. You quickly whip your head away, pretending to focus on the television. That puts a slight smirk on his face, but you won't know about that.

After his shower and a fresh change of clothes, Samuel returns to the main hall of his penthouse with an easy stride. From where he stands in the kitchen, he can get a good view of you and the show you're watching. Some medical drama, he reckons, you have been into those lately even if you don't understand the head or tail of the medical side of the show.

Briefly, he wonders if half of the appeal of it is because you can't understand anything. Better to turn your brain off and let others do the thinking. After the day he had, maybe that's what he needs at this very moment. With that in mind, he grabs a drink with rocks that'd soothe his temper and coasts over to the couch.

"Scoot over," he commands and you comply with a face that he ignores you were making. Samuel sits down at the other end of the couch where your feet once laid. The moment he hits the cushions, you immediately throw your legs over his lap.

Samuel ignores it and favours savouring his alcohol over you. "Did you even manage to learn anything from watching these?" He asks absentmindedly, not really caring for the answer.

"Yeah, of course," you say, "I learned about symptoms, tumours, and viral infection. Like you, for example."

He arches an eyebrow, "Me?"

"Yeah, you're infected by the bitch-itis," you grin, "not contagious and very dangerous to everyone around you."

Samuel contemplates, but only for a second, before the corner of his lips raises, "No, I think it must've been contagious because you're infected with it, too."

"Hey!" You throw a stray cushion at him. It's only by the gift of his reflexes that he catches it easily. Samuel sets it between your legs and his lap, before making himself comfortable.

"So what are we watching tonight?"

"We?" You ask pointedly but when he doesn't elaborate, you return to your attention to the TV. "House's on. You might like him, he's so... what's the word, sardonic."

He doubts that, but he can't deny your statement piques his interest a little. "How so?"

"Wait, I'd argue he's better than you," you giggle, "at least the man is helping people, while you only ever help yourself."

Samuel clicks his tongue, unfazed by your statement, "That's not true," he says, "you benefit from my actions, too."

You snicker, "Yes, but that's collateral, not intentional. Because otherwise, it would've meant you care about me. There's no way that would be true, right~?"

Samuel only grunts and takes another sip of his drink. There's nothing left of the alcohol except the residual ice water left behind. However, it proves to be a distraction because you don't end up looking at him like you've said something right. He doesn't need that tonight, not after the long day he had.

All he wants to do is turn his brain off and watch the TV.

[nomairuins]

bedtime nowww probably ummm today qas not what i wanted it 2 be but its fine. i dont feel negative just a very very very numb day which is almost worse. but only almost 🙏

[nomaishuttle]

ohh butter lass i do wanna play sdv

[ultimatedreamer104]

pjo/hoo characters as things i have overheard in conversations :

Percy: listen! I just need the thing!!!

annabeth: the thing??

Percy: the thinggggg!!!! Ya know- *makes grasping/grabbing motions with his hands* THE THING!!!! annabeth:*backs away* you mean your penn???

Percy, looking up, with tears in his eyes, on his knees now: yes, the pen,

annabeth: isn’t it in your pocket?

Percy, picking his head up off the floor: …..*gets up, takes pen out of his pocket and stares at it, the proceeds to throw it to the other side of the room, then turns back to annabeth: this never happened.*runs away*

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Leo, holding a lighter very close to his face: 𝐹𝒾𝓇𝑒

Jason: Leo- lets *glances around as though expecting to see cameras* let’s uh- put the lighter down yeh??

Leo, turning his head slightly: but Jason!!! *waves lighter around as he gestures to it like the madman he is* it’s (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Fire ♥

Jason leaves

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Piper, flourishing a pink packet, that has a little boba drawing on it: so I got this as a little early birthday present from my grandparents, it’s a bubble tea mask *try’s to open it, but fails* why can’t I *grunts* 𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻 it? *finally opens it* okay… I’m scared… *smells the mask/inside the bag or whatever, recoils back, with a look of disgust on her face* ✨Ｎｏ✨, *looks at bag* it’s supposed to smell like strawberry’s… it smells-it smells good! (Using obvious sarcasm) ew, there’s like- juice in it, what the-*gasps and recoils back* it’s dripping 👀 okay…*unfolds mask* it’s so slimy- *puts mask on her face* oh it’s so cold!!!*after fully applying mask to her face* no! It’s in my mouthhhh,

Leo smirking: why did you eat it????

Piper, crying laughing; I don’t know, I look so weird too—-

Leo: nice mustache by the -

Jason, coming around the corner: don’t, just back away Valdez

Leo: okay bro, fine

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Jason: I'm dieing, bleh

Hazel: And hows heaven?

Nico: bru-

Percy: don’t you mean hell? Jason of all people wouldn’t make it to heaven-

Annabeth smacking Percy ; Percy! That’s so rude!

Frank : so how is hell?

Jason: warm

Nico: no its not-

Leo : have you made s’mores yet??

Jason: … no, not yet

Leo: that’s sad

Jason: I know 😞

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Annabeth: We have group tonight! Who’s coming? Percy: I am 😘

Frank: me and hazel will be there👍

Leo: Whoo whoo!! 🎉🦉😘

will: I thought frank was the one who transforms-?

Nico: don’t question it

Jason: I’ll be there

piper: im a little early, should i head inside or wait til 7 in the car?

Hazel: I think you'll be fine 🤷🏼‍♀️

Leo: Storm the gates ⚔️

piper: mk

Percy: Have fun storming the castle

annabeth: Do you think it'll work?

Percy: It'll take a miracle. Bye bye!!

piper: i have stormed the gates

Leo: hah! Nice

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Leo coughing violently: I’m still sick

Leo still coughing: this cough needs to go man

will, coming from nowhere; sorry man but uh- seems that you have cough-itis , and I’m afraid that it’s permanently