#im thinking that Damian is 8 or 9 when this happened

[deadly-halowos]

writing out my understanding of the batfam ages because i’m bored

i’m basing literally all of this starting around their ages based on tim because that’s literally the only ones i know for sure and it’s easier this way

when tim is first introduced, he’s 13 (for some reason i always think he’s 12 but no, he’s 13) we know that tim was at the circus when dicks parents died when dick was 8. tim was stated to be 3 at the time of the flying graysons death) (i’m aware that in one comic it claims that he was like 7 but that makes literally no fucking sense so i’m ignoring it)

this means that when tim is 3, dick is 8, making dick 5 years older than tim making, meaning that when tim becomes robin dick is 18….which doesn’t really make sense. so let’s loop back to this later.

jason dies when hes 15, around 6 months later, tim introduces himself and has his first technical debut as robin at 13, making their age difference around 2 years. tim is born in july, and jason is born in august, it’s safe to say that their age gap is 2 years and a few months. jason is introduced at age 12 right after dick leaves/gets fired as robin at around age 18/19, making him around 6 years older than jason.

so at this point we have

tim-13 (stated age at first introduction.)

jason- 15/16 (depending on when he dies)

dick- 21/22 (relative to jason, not tim)

back to tim being at the circus at the night of the flying graysons death, if tim is 3, then with dicks age relative to jason, dick would have had to been around 12 at the age of their death, NOT the 8 that was previously stated. this would make dick and tim’s age gap around 9 years. personally, while this messes up the ages stated in the canon i’m referring to, this is probably the best age that i can come up with and still have tim be at the circus and be around toddler age (old enough to remember what happened because of the trauma of it)

bruce is stated to be somewhere between 12-15 years older than dick, meaning that he’s somewhere between 21-24 years older than tim. this means he was around 24-27 when he fosters dick. (personally i meld this to whatever fits what im trying to talk about)

cassandra is assumed to be jason’s age, so we’ll call her also 2 years and some months/3 years older than tim.

when damian is introduced at 9/10 and at the time tim is 16 making their age difference 6-7 years. this is constantly changing due to dcs lack of letting tim age but still aging damian up (damian is 14 right now and as far as i know tim is still 17.)

unfortunately i don’t know very much about duke (which is an absolute tragedy that i will be remedying asap) but im pretty sure he’s 4 years older than damian, making him 2-3 years younger than tim.

alfred is ageless and i don’t care what you say dc, that man is alive.

so for my age differences relative to tim in what im gathering as my current canon (very very loose) we have:

alfred: ageless. (probably around early-mid 70s?)

bruce: 38-42

dick: 26

cass: 19/20

jason: 19/20

tim: 17

duke: 14/15

damian: 10/11

that’s all we have for bruce’s canonically adopted/fostered children (THAT I KNOW OF PLEASE DONT KILL ME)

a couple others that i didn’t include but know, stephanie is a year older than tim, making her 18 to tim’s 17, and like wise, babs is a year older than dick, making her 27 to dicks 26.

i think my math maths but please let me know if it doesn’t, i did it in my head and have not slept.

[maukiki-but-cringefail]

i swear to fucking god im not a hater but if i see another fucking badly-made thumbnail boring neurotypical straight guy with lame monotone voice talking over buncha mfb clips video of the worst metal fight beyblade takes ive ever seen with the unfunniest jokes im gonna rearrange the DNA sequence of the closest person to me to that of a Doto greenamyeri nudibranch because i swear to god just shut the fuck up.

how the fuck do you meatheads base how much you like a character over powerscaling and win ratio. would you prefer a wild bear over your own mother because the bear is stronger than her? thats how you fuckin sound like. i gotta rant this shit out because i had enough if i hear another fucking "ryūga da goat🥶🐐" "beyblade really is that serious🤣" "This show is so acoustic😵" "did you know that moses split the sea with a be-" WE FUCKING KNOW THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS AT THIS POINT. ALSO IF YOU DEADASS USE AUTISM AS AN INSULT LET ALONE USE THE WORD ACOUSTIC OR ARTISTIC FOR IT STAY 7 KILOMETERS AWAY FROM ME AND ALSO DONT WATCH METAL FIGHT BEYBLADE EVERYONE IS GAY AND AUTISTIC YOU KNOW WHY⁉️ which cishet neurotypical out there makin spinning tops fight with neon green or blue whateverthefuck hair half the cast looks like they been hiding in closet before their debut episode.

PRIME example of these bad takes is , because of powerscaling again the hate on masamune ? i thought people hated him because they thought he was annoying (like how i did when i first watched it when i was little) (FOUR YRS OLD) and like id get that as in he talks alot or whatever but people hate him because. fucking. "he has a low win ratio and claims to be the number one blader" BITCH THATS A 15 YR OLD. or like around that age somewhere you get the point. so what if the taco doritos colour palette guy a little confident in himself bitch you hate fun you hate sillyness. people also use him as like a tool to praise kenta? constantly i see takes like "kenta is like masamune if masamune didnt suck" or something as in they both try to rise to the top and get stronger but one of them doesnt talk shit like did you know you can praise a character without putting down the other one motherfucker. another one is "masamune isnt a legendary blader because he talks shit but cant actually back it up" Hey my brother in Allah lets play a little game. which one of the fucking legendary bladers talks big about himself. you have ten seconds. 10...9...8....KING. KING IS RIGHT THERE .

also saw someone say damian shouldve been a legendary blader⁉️⁉️mf that boy was on rearrangement stereoids the effects of that wouldve already worn off by the time of metal fury how does that even WORKK😭😭 he was probably off with 3 big fucking pet dogs to eat custard pudding or sumn idk .Ryūga dickriding has been a thing for for ever but right now for some reason people decided they didnt talk about that guy enough. theres so many videos on him guys there are other characters to talk about i can write a three billion word essay on damian but i dont think i can say anything about ryūga that hasnt been said at this point. also the people who claim hes alive BECAUSE hes alive in the manga is crazy like yall cant see those as two different universes? im not saying wether if i think hes alive or not this isnt about that dont miss the point. i wanted to make text posts about mfb for forever but i was embarrased for god knows why so i just posted my mfb fanart on my main but i cant take it anymore (eatina burger with no honey mustard) must speak this time im afraid

also sorry if this is hard to read im not good at ending sentences where i should punctuation jumpscare. powerscaling mfs will hear u say u like a character like for example tsubasa or sumn and immediately bring up ryūga like shut the fuck up this shit happened on twitter i dont even use twitter i opened the app for 000.1 seconds. you just jelaous ryūga will never serve like did mf also im not a ryūga hater anyways i reached the character limit fuck

[ritz-writes]

please please please please I know nothing I’m oblivious who are these funky little lads that are apparently Bruce Waynes kids

Was going thru my drafts and realized I never answered this ask im so sorry!!

I started writing a HUGEEEE thing explaining as much as I could (ended up being over 4k) but I felt that was a bit much so ill just explain the basics on the bat kids. Just a long paragraph for each. Keep in mind that canon changes a lot and there are different comics and shows and version of the characters. Ill just explain what I know the most

Dick Grayson: First Robin. Now goes by Nightwing. Was a spy in one comic and went by Grayson but we don’t like that one that much. Also got amnesia at one point and went by Ric. We hate Ric, don’t bring him up. Was part of the flying graysons in Haley’s Circus with his parents but they were killed by Tony Zucco during a performance (their line broke). Bruce was in the crowd and made Dick is ward. Dick was 8 at the time. When he was 18 he had a fight with bruce and moved to Bludhaven. Thats where he became Nightwing. Hes the oldest kid

Jason Todd: Second Robin. Goes by Red Hood. He lived in Crime Alley by himself (father was in prison (later died) and mom overdosed). Wanted to make some cash so tried to steal the wheels of the batmobile. Bruce was honestly impressed and took him in. Dick was a bit upset at first (bruce give jason robin without asking. In most comics robin was a nickname dicks mom called him) but eventually warmed up to jason. I could go on a whole rant about how jason wasnt the angry robin most ppl say, but I wont. Bruce thinks he killed someone and benches him. Jason finds out his mom isnt his bio mom. His bio mom is in Ethipoia and he goes to find her. She sells him out to joker. Joker tortures him with a crowbar and leaves him in a building that explodes (also kills the bio mom). Talia al Ghul (daughter of Ra’s al Ghul. Hes the leader of the League of Assassins) brings him back to life via lazarus pit. Jasons story is very long so ill just say he comes back angry, tries to get bruce to kill joker, almost kills tim (hes next), kinda becomes the head crime lord in crime alley, and is hella hella protective of the kids and working girls in crime alley. Hes also a book nerd. Wanted to be an english major before he died. He and batwoman (mentioned in honorably mentions below) use guns. Sometimes he uses rubber bullets, sometimes he deosnt. In his newest reboot he uses a crowbar and has a different outfit. Not a fan of it. in some versions he doesnt work with the batfam, in others he rejoins them. i like the latter more.

Tim Drake: Third Robin. Currently goes by Red Robin. (yes like the restaurant. Yes its a running joke in the fandom) The smart robin. Smarter than batman in some universes (most imo). Figured out batmans identity by himself when he was like 8-9. when jason dies bruce doesn’t pull his punches at all and tim is like “he needs a robin.” tries to get dick to come back, but he says no. so tim basically forces himself into bruces life as robin until bruce relents. Tim has a hella messed up storyline that I don’t know very well. Jason tries to kill him, Damian tries to kill him (hes next), theres one story line where bruce is lost in time and tim is the only one who doesn’t think hes dead. Lots of stuff happens. Bascially all his friends die, his parents die, he loses his spleen- its a mess. Hes also the ceo of wayne enterprise in some comics. We also joke that hes an immortal 17 yr old cuz hes almost always 17 in the comics. Tim is bi and has a boyfriend named Bernard (I ship him more with kon tho)

Damian Wayne: Fourth Robin. Trained as an assassin since birth. He’s bruces bio son. Son of talia and bruce. Becomes robin when hes 9 I think. In one story, the bruce lost in time one, dick just gives robin to damian cuz “he needs it.” damian was very…. Murdery at first. Has a sword. Very talented artist. Very very smart. Can take advanced college courses at like age 7. smart boy. He has the most character devleopment in my opinion. Calls himself “the blood son.” is best friends with superman’s son, Jon.

Stephanie Brown: Steph. Goes by Spoiler now. is kinda Robin 3.5. or 2.5 idk when in the timeline she was robin, but she was robin for like 2 weeks before getting fired. Idk much about her. Her father is Cluemaster (villain). Isn’t adopted by bruce, but is his kid nonetheless. She and tim dated at one point.

Cassandra Cain: Cass. Goes by Orphan or Black Bat, depending on the comic. Was raised to be a weapon by her father. Idk his name. Her mother is Lady Shiva, another world class assassin. Cass was taught to not speak cuz “weapons don’t have feelings.” she knows sign and when bruce takes her in he helps her find her voice. In some versions she can speak, in others she just says one or two words at a time, and in some she just uses sign. Shes other than jason (by like 2 months) but younger than dick. Not sure if shes adopted or not.

Duke Thomas: Goes by Signal. I know the least about him. Also not adopted. His parents were jokerized (got posioned with joker gas and kinda went insane.) He’s a meta apparently? I learned that recently. Has photokenesis: ability to absorb, redistribute, and manipulate both light and darkness. Is the daytime hero I think.

Barbara Gordon: Used to be Batgirl, is now Oracle. (in some version steph and cass were batgirl at one point) Not adopted by bruce. Shes Commissioner Gordon’s daughter. Very very smart. Very very badass. Is the guy in the chair for the batfam. Joker shot her in her spine when breaking into her apartment and paralyzed her. But she can still kick hella ass in that wheelchair. She and dick used to date.

Honorable mentions: Kate Kane, Batwoman. She’s Bruce’s cousin. Lucas Fox, Batwing. Lucius Fox’s son. Selina Kyle, Catwoman. She and bruce r kinda sorta in a relationship. Its complicated sometimes. Kate Kelly, Robin. Shes in a separate universe I believe. Don’t know much about her at all. She uses a slingshot.

And of course, Alfred Pennyworth. We love alfred. He has guns hidden around the manor in canon. Bruce doesn’t like guns. Alfred knows this and says “youll never find all of them.” hes sassy and we stan.

And those r the main members of the batfam! Sorry this took so long to answer. It comepletely slipped my mind. I probably forgot a few details, but oh well.

[thinkfvst]

I was tagged by @ebenaceae !! I meant to do this earlier but I was super busy, I’m sorry it’s so late!! I meant to try and do this last night but fell asleep rip. Thank you anyway though <3

This was for top 10 favourite characters! Not in any particular order:

1. Billy & Tommy (Marvel, Young Avengers): Putting them together bc I am also a twin and so they instantly became my favourites and bc I love them for similar reasons and I don’t want to ramble too much. First of all, canonically LGBT!!! Hell yeah!!! Also magic nerd and kid with abandonment issues?? The self projection possibilities are endless

2. Ciri (The Witcher 3): the scene is that village were you have the choice to select the “I’m not interested in men” option??? Seeing that??? When I was like 13/14ish so lost and confused with my identity??? Im not even joking when I was I had to stop myself from crying. I already loved her character but that!!! Agcjwhckhsivhdhfh!!!! I think I saw she’s canonically bi in the books? Anyway she’s my witcher girlfriend <3

3. Teddy (Marvel, Young Avengers): he really is a soft strong good nice boy, huh. Another cannon LGBT character!!

4. Juno Steel (The Penumbra Podcast, Junoverse): kind of heart, dumb of ass <3 the only podcast I keep up with these days

5. The cat you adopt in the first week (Stardew Valley): is baby, of course I will fill your water and pet you everyday, I love you <3

6. Billy Lurk (Dishonored): Another one that I didn’t know was canonically bi until I went snooping around while playing. Also, her design in the second games dlc is sooooo pretty, I used to have a fan art of is as my lock screen.

7. Damian Wayne (Dc, Batman): he’s just a little baby :)

8. Kirby (Nintendo): little pink marshmallow, would give forehead kiss AND hug if I had the opportunity

9. Ellie Williams (The Last of Us): LETS GO LESBIANS LETS GO!!! I will just simply ignore all the dumb stuff that happened in part 2 and only care about the first games dlc and a few other different cute scenes in the games <3

10. Not gonna lie, I’m kinda tipsy and can’t think of a tenth so I’m just making it this possum bc I have him saved in my Twitter book marks and always go back to watch it when I’m sad

[harvardforcops]

Every costume in the batfam, ordered from most to least goth

16. discowing: a betrayal of all that the batfam represents. the least damn goth thing ive ever seen. dick you should be ashamed of yourself i dont CARE if youre rebelling 

15. original robin costume: somehow this is more goth. im not sure how. i think its the pure disregard of any armor or safety measures.

14. original robin costume, jason edition (tm): it looks the same but is more goth bc he died in it. thanks jason

13. the signal: this isnt that goth with all that cheerful yellow but you know. i get it. hes the daytime one!! he used some black!! youre excused duke

12. batgirl, steph version: how did she make all that black look so preppy. this is what happens when a jock becomes a superhero

11. robin, tim v1: that long black cloak really upped the goth factor but all the red and green really undercut it. close but no cigar

10. spoiler: its all purple but its here bc she hates her dad. thats a goth thing and i approve

9. batgirl (babs): its all black but shes so damn cheerful. how dare you be in a good mood and also be a ginger

8. robin, tim v2: got rid of the green and made it sad and gay. good job tim

7. nightwing (good edition): all black except for some tasteful blue!! goth but with a sense of joy. an icon.

6. red robin: its goth and sad as hell and would be higher except. like. its ugly.

5. red hood: he came back from the dead!!! he has guns!! he is angsty as all hell!! is only not even higher bc this might be more punk than goth

4. robin (damian edition): he has a HOOD to ANGST in!! an icon at ten years old

3. black bat: the all black ensemble with a ragged cloak and a mask as sharp as the dagger that pierced her soul. what more can i say. perfection

2. batman: the Original Goth. the standard we should all aspire to. he sits on gargoyles and broods and blends into the shadows like the grumpy goth dad he is. i love and accept him

1. batgirl, cass edition: the NUMBER ONE. the only one who is more goth than batman. the pinnacle who will never be beaten. who else would take the batgirl costume and add a skull-looking thing as a part of the mask. who else would look be a silent specter of death in the night. she is the reason i made this goddamn list and i will never recover from this Look

[coolgirl]

how do i start reading about the batkids i’m really overwhelmed help

fuck it if I know… probably the smartest way to tackle it is to follow this list, which pretty much covers the vital Batman related arcs. PERSONALLY, I don’t care about reading about all the batkids, I just picked my favorite ones and just.. read everything I could about them (and lucky for me my favorite batkids don’t have thousands and thousands of comics so ! yay!) here’s some reading orders I made (except for the Damian one)

Jason Todd

Stephanie Brown

Cassandra Cain

Damian Wayne

Duke Thomas

Okay so, if u wanna read it in some kind of order, heres a bit of a general chronological-ish list thats probably innacurate bc i haven’t read all of these and the ones i did read was.. a long time ago. anyways, i hope this is useful, and again, imo its not necessary to read everything in order, but this might help to know a bit whats the timeline of some major events i guess? also i’m definitely going to be editing this post as people point out the mistakes rip! 

(the batkids i added to this timeline are the ones that have active roles in rebirth atm, Dick, Barbara, Jason, Helena, Tim, Stephanie, Cass, Damian, Duke, and the basics of Azrael, Kate, and Luke because i love them)

Dick’s time as Robin (that i have no clue how it goes but uuuh read Robin Year One / The Long Halloween / Dark Victory / The New Teen Titans up until #53)

Batgirl: Year One  

Birth of the Demon and Son of the Demon (here’s the original comic about Damian getting conceived)

Jason time as Robin (post crisis) stop before death in the family

Nightwing: Year One 

Batgirl Special #1 - The Last Batgirl Story 

unfortunately… you gotta at least know a bit of what the killing joke is about

NOW read death in the family… two blows one after the other, If you’re reading the trade that includes a lonely place of dying DON’T read that yet

now you can read the rest of the new teen titans up to #59

now A Lovely Place of Dying, which is Tim’s introduction. 

rest of ntt if u wanna

NOW for oracle!barbara you can either read the suicide squad comics as a whole, which includes little hints of her coming back, or you can skip to  issues #48 and #49. Then The Batman Chronicles #5.

Huntress Vol. 1 - Helena Bertinelli’s introduction

NOW! Steph’s introduction happened on Detective Comics #618

Stephanie’s list, if you’re following the whole list stop at Robin #70 (Tim’s solo is really good to know about them)

Azrael vol. 1: Fallen Angel - Azrael’s introduction

Batman: Knightfall - you know the infamous pic of bane snapping batman’s back like a stick? here it is.

Nightwing (1996)

Young Justice (1998) (NOT the one based on the tv show)

Birds of Prey i would say.. up to #7 

Batman: No Man’s Land

now it’s Cass Time!  Batman #567 was her introduction, and Detective Comics #734 n Legends of the Dark Knight #120 are vital to her story.

Batman & Huntress: A Cry for Blood / Huntress: Year One

Titans (1999)  

Batman Gotham Knights (2000-2006) is a good comic for batfam interactions

Rest of Birds of Prey ig

Teen Titans (2003)

Batman: Hush

Batgirl Volume 1 up to #52

War Games (when Stephanie dies rip)

rest of Batgirl

Batman Lost Days / Batman: Under the Red Hood 

Robin #172-174 (2008) steph comes back!!

Batman: Batman and Son He (Damian) is here babette

Batgirl volume 2 (2008-2009) and  Batman and the Outsiders (2009) are good cass comics up to #14

Robin/Spoiler Special (2008) 

Batman R.I.P. 

Final Crisis

Batman: Last Rites

battle for the cowl SUCKS the only important thing to know is that Dick is Batman now

Batman & Robin (2011) up to #12

Batwoman: Elegy 

Batgirl (2009) up to #14

The Black Mirror is a really good bats dick story.. or so i’ve been told

Red Robin

Batman: Return of Bruce Wayne #1-4 

Batman and robin from #13 to #14

Batman: Return of Bruce wayne #5-6

Batman and Robin #15-16

Batman:The Return 

Batman INC. (2011)

everything else in Batman and Robin, and Batgirl

Gates of Gotham #1-5 (2011) 

OK NOW.. N52. So new 52 was the reboot and it basically just took everything i just mentioned and threw it out of a fucking window. Changes: Barbara is Batgirl again, Cass and Stephanie didnt exist in this timeline for like four years, somehow Jason isnt such a dick, i think Damian didn’t get so fucked over, and uuuh i have no clue what happened with Dick and Tim but i think their whole story with their teams (teen titans / titans / young justice) got incredibly fucked over. Almost every single member of the Batfam (that didn’t get booted from this contuinity) got either a solo or a team book, which are. super good to start, reading order be dammed, but the batfam went through a lot of shit (court of owls, the joker, bruce kinda died, jim gordon became batman, bruce didnt remember anything, dick kinda died and got exposed but came back as a spy, damian died, bruce lost his mind, they kinda went to hell, damian came back, dozens of robins ran around, etc etc etc) so im gonna try to order it as best as i can T__T

Batman, Vol. 4 (Secret City) / DC Comics: Zero Year / Batman, Vol. 5 (Dark City)- Okay so, this wasnt the starting storyline for New 52 but its basically the basis of the batfam and co and introduces Duke and Harper so it’s kinda vital.

Ok so here you can start reading the first volume of.. any of the titles lol. Red Hood and the Outlaws / Batgirl / Batwing / Nightwing / Batman and Robin / Teen Titans

Batman: The Night Of The Owls  

Batwoman (2011-2015) 

Batman INC up to #6 - im gonna be honest this run fucking sucks but uh important stuff happens here

Nightwing / Red Hood and the Outlaws / Batgirl / Batman and Robin / Batwing / Teen Titans Vol. 2 (approx the issue #9 of all these runs were included in the Night of the Owls crossover)

Death Of The Family - this one.. bad.. but ig its important

Nightwing / Red Hood and the Outlaws / Batgirl / Batman and Robin /  Batwing / Teen Titans Vol. 3

Batman INC #7-8 - okay so. Damian’s death. 

Requiem / Batman and Robin: Requiem - the aftermath of Damian’s death. The first one isn’t collected afaik so i liked you to a reading order if you’re interested 

Nightwing / Red Hood and the Outlaws / Batgirl / Batwing / Titans Vol. 4 (here’s Luke Fox’s introduction!)

Forever Evil - the one where shit happens to Dick that i think leads to Grayson and all that spy bs

Yeah.. Grayson now (vol 1-2) - Helena gets re-introduced here!

Red Hood and the Outlaws / Batgirl / Batwing / Teen Titans Vol. 5

Batman Eternal - where Steph gets re-introduced

Batman and Robin: Robin Rises

Batman Endgame (Batman #35 -#36, Batman Annual #3, Batman #37- #39) - Duke is back!!

Grayson Vol 3 

Superheavy (Batman #41-44 / Detective Comics #41-46) - ok so Bruce is gone and now Jim Gordon is Batman.. just nod and smile

Ok so now, Red Hood and the Outlaws and Batgirl don’t get involved in any big storylines anymore, and Teen Titans started from #1 again. 

Teen Titans Vol. 1-2

We are Robin Vol 1 

Batman and Robin Eternal - where Cass gets re-introduced 

Robin: Son of Batman Vol. 1

Red Hood/Arsenal Vol. 1

Robin War 

Grayson Vol 4

Teen Titans Vol. 3-4

Red Hood/Arsenal Vol.2

We Are Robin Vol. 2

Robin Son of Batman Vol. 2 

Super Heavy Part 2 (Detective Comics #47-52 / Batman #47-52 )

OKAY SO. Rebirth is a continuation of New 52, but with some changes bc almost every single damn character got.. lets say nerfed, and people didnt like it so they’re slowly bringing back some elements from pre 52. Here basically just read whatever whenever unless you wanna get into like. the metal event. then i would recommend you to start off the bat with that to get it out of the way as some comics have tie ins. Then heres where the kids appear

All-Star Batman (2016-2017): Bruce and Duke 

Batgirl (2016): Barbara and sometimes Dick

Batgirl and the Birds of Prey (2016): Barbara, Dick, and Helena

Batman (2016): originally Bruce and Duke but now its the Batman and Catwoman show

(if you’re interested in Duke i would say to read those two first as it explains where his character stands on Rebirth)

Batman and the Signal (2017): pretty self explanatory

Batman/Shadow (2017): Damian appears sometimes but.. i heard Bruce is a dick to him here so fuck it

Batwoman (2017): Kate and Julia 

Detective Comics (2016): Cassandra, Azrael, Kate, Tim, and Stephanie

Nightwing (2016): Dick, and sometimes Damian and Helena. 

Red Hood and the Outlaws (2016): Just Jason except for the annual that had Dick too

Teen Titans (2016): Damian.. baby boy leads a team

Titans (2016): Dick

Super Sons (2017): Damian team sup with Jon Kent (Superman’s kid)

and finaaally.. some elseworld stories (basically aus) that have cute batkids interactions

Tiny Titans (2008-2015)

Lil’ Gotham (2013-2014)

[junker-town]

Everything wonderful about Tim Duncan becoming a Spurs assistant, ranked

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We have that and more in Tuesday’s NBA newsletter.

On Monday, the San Antonio Spurs announced two new assistant coaches would be joining Gregg Popovich’s staff to fill vacancies left by Ime Udoka and Ettore Messina. Those two new assistant coaches: Will Hardy, who has climbed the ranks within the organization, and Tim Duncan, yes that Tim Duncan.

How wholesome and beautiful is Tim Duncan joining Pop’s bench in San Antonio? Let us count the ways, starting from the bottom.

11. The spectre of Tim Duncan, future NBA head coach

Is Duncan doing this only to be around Popovich and the Spurs more, or does he have aspirations to become an NBA head coach (maybe of the Spurs when Pop retires in three years or so)? Are we prepared for Duncan arguing calls from the bench, for Duncan giving the in-game interviews? I don’t think we’re prepared for that.

10. The Spurs staff could win the BIG 3 title

I don’t know anything about Will Hardy’s game. But Tim Duncan and Becky Hammon are two-thirds of a killer 3-on-3 squad. What a pick-and-roll duo.

9. Picture Tim Duncan keeping Spurs players from running onto the court during an altercation

One of the most important jobs assistant coaches have during games is keeping players from running onto the court during altercations. (Tim Duncan knows this intimately well, he may owe one of his five rings to the Suns failing to keep their players on the bench when Bob Horry hip checked Steve Nash!) I’m trying to imagine Duncan jumping up to hold back, like, Lonnie Walker. Glorious.

8. DeMar DeRozan bank shots!

”Alright guys, today’s drill is 15-foot bank shots.” “Again???”

7. The Spurs still have guys who played with Duncan

These players who played with Tim are going to bust him so bad. And vice versa. To be a bat on the wall.

6. More Tim Duncan!

There has been a painful lack of Tim Duncan in our lives since his retirement a few years ago. No longer! Now we know we can just put on the Spurs on League Pass and get a dose of Big Fun.

5. Tim Duncan has to wear a suit, like, every day

Bwahahaha no more jorts with long-sleeve tropical print button-downs, my man. (In reality, Duncan became a much more snappy dresser in his later years in the league. I miss island casual Tim, to be honest.)

4. Best assistant coach ever

We ran through the ranks and determined that there has never been a better NBA player than Tim Duncan serve as an assistant coach. Guys like Larry Bird and Magic Johnson went straight into head coaching jobs when they took the bench. Bill Russell was a player-coach. No. 2 on this list might be, like, Patrick Ewing? Think about it: in a league where any number of players have gone straight into head coaching jobs fresh out of the league, one of the five best players ever is taking an assistant coach job. It’s wild.

3. How the Spurs describe Duncan’s path in the press release

The top three most wonderful things about Duncan becoming an assistant coach are all from the Spurs’ master-class press release announcing it. (That’s right: this wasn’t leaked, the Spurs and Duncan got to announce it on their own terms. Spurs gonna Spur.)

First, here’s how Duncan is described in the release: “Duncan, a 1997 Wake Forest graduate, played 19 seasons with the Spurs before retiring in the summer of 2016.”

That’s it! Nothing about the five rings, the two NBA MVPs, the three Finals MVPs, the 15 All-Star nods, the 13-year streak on the All-NBA and All-Defense teams. In a league where every achievement is screamed from the rooftops, this is just hilarious.

2. The Spurs’ press release leads with Hardy

Tim didn’t even get his own press release: the Spurs’ press release -- the headline, the release itself, the tweet promoting it -- all lead with Will Hardy. What a come-up for Will Hardy! Bonus wonderful thing: the URL path for the press release on the Spurs’ website is “spurs-announce-assistant-coach-updates.”

1. Pop’s quote about Duncan in the press release

And finally, here’s Popovich’s quote about Duncan in the press release: “It is only fitting, that after I served loyally for 19 years as Tim Duncan’s assistant, that he returns the favor.” Pure, unadulterated Pop. I love it.

Three cheers to the Spurs for a shower of sunlight in dark times.

Programming Notes

While the NBA has turned into a 12-month sport, we do have about a month here where less is happening and it’s hard to put together a robust newsletter five times a week. So for the next month or so, Good Morning It’s Basketball will be a twice-a-week affair. And, in fact, next week it will take a full break. Expect an issue Thursday and then again on August 6.

If something big happens, you can certainly expect a special edition or two. Thanks for subscribing.

Links

More stars, including Bradley Beal and Tobias Harris, have dropped out of USA Basketball’s quest to defend the FIBA World Cup in China next month. I wrote about why USA Basketball is struggling to get top-level guys to play. Here’s Dan Devine on Damian Lillard needing to save the day.

The Wizards have a front office now. A very interesting one! Kudos for trying something different after being a very static, old-fashioned franchise for so long.

Meanwhile, Wizards governor Ted Leonsis is arguing this could be a quick rebuild (possible, sure) and heralding the importance of depth over star power. Leonsis bemoans his previous belief in the power of getting three stars, as if that strategy were the problem and not the fact that he thought in 2011 that his three stars were John Wall, Andray Blatche, and Jordan Crawford. I’m not making that up. He wrote that.

The talented Kennedi Landry asks a crucial question: what type of basketball does the BIG3 want to be?

It’s the most wonderful time of the year: Grainy Footage of Ben Simmons Shooting Jumpers Season! Can some clips of Markelle Fultz in central Florida be too far behind???

CANDACE PARKER ANALYST ROLE BIDDING WAR.

How Russell Westbrook in Houston can work.

Kevin O’Connor on the supremacy of LeBron and Anthony Davis in the new era of dynamic duos.

Chris Herring is worried about the Warriors’ defense next season.

Surprising no one, the Wizards will offer Bradley Beal a 3-year, $112 million extension when they officially can on Friday. It’d be a surprise if Beal took it.

How close is the NBA to fully sanctioning the use of cannabis?

All the big NBA stars have people pulling media and entertainment strings behind them. Meet Stephen Curry’s guy.

Are the Thunder too good?

On Zhaire Smith’s development. I’m going to write about this when we get a little closer to training camp, but Zhaire Smith and Thybulle Matisse are the players that can turn the Sixers into a superteam.

The Lakers claimed Kostas Antetokounmpo off of waivers. People are noting this could be about chasing Giannis in 2021. That’s true. Also, Kostas might be the ninth best player on the Lakers roster even though he spent last season in the G League.

Not basketball but wow do I want the next NBA champion to adopt this high-speed parade format from the Tour de France and please throw sausages too.

Be excellent to each other.

[lilplumbobs]

1-150, I'm a nice person I swear

 Under the cut bc Amber is a major Niaomi  :)

people tagged in this post im too lazy to search through 150 questions to find the question i tagged you in sorry @fadepixels @grumpysimmies @imsysimsy @backstreetsims

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? -  2. Are you outgoing or shy? - shy3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? - Ambs in 4 years4. Are you easy to get along with?- I would like to think so5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? - No bc its JP and JA and MC6. What kind of people are you attracted to? - the living kind7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? - lol no8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? - JP JA MC9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?- No10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? - Ambs 11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? - Squeak Quacks12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?- Slim Shady , Puppy Dog Eyes, Bad Intentions, Not My Day, Coming Over, All Time Low13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? - YUS14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?- Eh not really. 15. What good thing happened this summer? - Ehm well Summer of 2k16 I cliff jumped16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? - I haven’t kissed anybody 17. Do you think there is life on other planets? - Yus18. Do you still talk to your first crush? - Nupe19. Do you like bubble baths? - Yus and Nupe20. Do you like your neighbors? - Nupe21. What are you bad habits? - Nail Biting, Staying up until 7 am, thinking myself into bad moods and more depressing shit we can’t mention here. 22. Where would you like to travel? - UK, Bora Bora, Australia23. Do you have trust issues? - Yus (thx mom) 24. Favorite part of your daily routine? - Sleeping25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? - All of it26. What do you do when you wake up? - Go back to sleep27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? - Darker28. Who are you most comfortable around? - Ambs29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? -  wuts an ex, ive never had such thing30. Do you ever want to get married? - eh maybe31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? - Lol yes 32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? CAN WE MAKE it A FOURSOME BC BABEEEE but if I only had to choose 2, JP and JA, Misha is too pure ;-; 33. Spell your name with your chin. jnoirdcyhn (close enough)34. Do you play sports? What sports? - How fast can I type35. Would you rather live without TV or music? - TV, but what about SPN ;-;36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?-Yus37. What do you say during awkward silences?- Do you like tacos38. Describe your dream girl/guy? - A living person39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?- EA and I don’t really shop 40. What do you want to do after high school? - Drag SOMEONE from UK and bring them here and have a house with them and take them to do American things ;-; 41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? - Yus42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? - That I don’t want to talk43. Do you smile at strangers? - Yes44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? - Outer Space45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? - My non stop screaming father46. What are you paranoid about? -  Everything47. Have you ever been high? - Nupe48. Have you ever been drunk? - Nupe49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? - Nupe50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? - Black51. Ever wished you were someone else? - All the time52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? - Self Esteem53. Favourite makeup brand? - lol whats a makeup54. Favourite store? - See above somewhere55. Favourite blog? - I don’t really have one56. Favourite colour? - Don’t have one57. Favourite food?  - Pizza58. Last thing you ate? - tuna sandwhich59. First thing you ate this morning? - tuna sandwhich60. Ever won a competition? For what? - For being the most61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? - almost got suspended for cheating (IT WAS ONCE AND NOT A BIG DEAL) 62. Been arrested? For what? - no63. Ever been in love? - nu64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? - Never had one 65. Are you hungry right now? - Always66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? - Tumblr Friends are Real Friends67. Facebook or Twitter? - Twitter68. Twitter or Tumblr? - Tumblr69. Are you watching tv right now? - Nue70. Names of your bestfriends? Ambs, Britt, Asia, Rosa, 71. Craving something? What? - Sleep72. What colour are your towels? - Mutli ( ihave a lot of towerls) 72. How many pillows do you sleep with? - Two73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? - Nupe but I have them on my shelf 74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? -  4 or 5 75. Favourite animal? - CATS76. What colour is your underwear? - Pink77. Chocolate or Vanilla? - Neither78. Favourite ice cream flavour? - Ew79. What colour shirt are you wearing? - Purple ish80. What colour pants? - Blue81. Favourite tv show? - SPN or Greys82. Favourite movie? - MBV3D or Ten Inch Hero83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? Mean Girls84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? Mean Girls85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? - Damian86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? - Dory87. First person you talked to today? - Ambs88. Last person you talked to today?- Ambs89. Name a person you hate? - Ambs90. Name a person you love? - Ambs91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? - Ambs92. In a fight with someone? - ambs93. How many sweatpants do you have? - 294. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? -  4?95. Last movie you watched? - 96. Favourite actress? dont get me started on this one97. Favourite actor? DONT GET ME STARTED ON THIS ONE98. Do you tan a lot? - No whats tanning r u trying to get cancer99. Have any pets? - Ya 7 plus kittens 100. How are you feeling? - Sick af 101. Do you type fast? - Yus102. Do you regret anything from your past? - Yus103. Can you spell well? - Nu104. Do you miss anyone from your past? - yus105. Ever been to a bonfire party? - no106. Ever broken someone’s heart? - i think so107. Have you ever been on a horse? - yus108. What should you be doing? - school work109. Is something irritating you right now? - my sister110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? - nu111. Do you have trust issues? - yus112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? - i forget who 113. What was your childhood nickname? - rosebud 114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? - yus115. Do you play the Wii? - yus116. Are you listening to music right now? - yus117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? - yus118. Do you like Chinese food? - HOLY HELL YESS119. Favourite book? - i dont have one120. Are you afraid of the dark? - a little121. Are you mean? - yus122. Is cheating ever okay? - hell no123. Can you keep white shoes clean? - no 124. Do you believe in love at first sight? - no125. Do you believe in true love? - yus126. Are you currently bored? - yus 127. What makes you happy? - things128. Would you change your name? - no129. What your zodiac sign? - aries and cancer ( i did 2 different thingies) 130. Do you like subway? - YUS131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? - idk ppl of the opposite sex so idk 132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? - THIS WAS ALREADY ANSWERED133. Favourite lyrics right now? - trying a mind blank134. Can you count to one million? - nu135. Dumbest lie you ever told? - im sleeping when im not really sleeping136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? - closed137. How tall are you? - 5′4138. Curly or Straight hair? - straight139. Brunette or Blonde? - brunette140. Summer or Winter? - summer141. Night or Day? - night142. Favourite month? - April (MU BIRTH MONTH)143. Are you a vegetarian? - Vegan144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? - n e i t h e r shit is nasty145. Tea or Coffee? - BOTH AF146. Was today a good day? - i guess147. Mars or Snickers? - tf is a mars148. What’s your favourite quote? -  too sick to tell you 149. Do you believe in ghosts? - Yus150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? “ hELL nO” 

[sadlittleflower]

— 1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

my boyfriend :)

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

it depends... but i consider myself shy

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

my boyfriend!!!!!

4. Are you easy to get along with?

i believe i am

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

yes!

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

not really sure how to describe it, but the kind ones.

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

i do! i really hope so

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

right now it is my boyfriend bc i miss him :(

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

it depends who am i talking to hahaha but mostly nope

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

my psychologist (or if it doesn’t count, my best friend!!!)

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

“you should do it, it seems nice”

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

death in my pocket - machine gun kelly

letdown - nothing, nowhere.

down - blackbear

demons - joji

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

i love it :)

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

yes i do

15. What good thing happened this summer?

i have an awesome time with my friends!!!

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

definitely :)

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

yes!!!

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

nope

19. Do you like bubble baths?

yes!! but i dont have any :(

20. Do you like your neighbors?

yes they are so sweet

21. What are you bad habits?

i used to cut myself but im in the process of healing. i guess that’s the only “bad habit” i had

22. Where would you like to travel?

i would like to go to the city i used to live last year to see my friends

23. Do you have trust issues?

yes

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

night time!!! and going to therapy

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

well, all of it

26. What do you do when you wake up?

i go straight to shower and clean my room

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

no wishes about it, comfortable the way i am

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

my boyfriend

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

yes

30. Do you ever want to get married?

yes

31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?

it is!

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

pk & thomas d.

33. Spell your name with your chin.

.s

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

nope

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

without tv

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

yes

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

“so... want some gum/water/juice?”

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

just someone i can hold on to and can trust and be there for me, and that i can do the same.

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

primark!!! renner and zara

40. What do you want to do after high school?

i’m already in college!!!!

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

yes

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

something is definitely wrong... or i’m angry or trying not to cry, or trying to say something that’s difficult to talk about

43. Do you smile at strangers?

yes

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

outer space

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

i dont even know anymore

46. What are you paranoid about?

about not being enough

47. Have you ever been high?

yes

48. Have you ever been drunk?

yes

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

nope

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

black

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

yes...

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

my body

53. Favourite makeup brand?

mary kay

54. Favourite store?

imaginarium (br)

55. Favourite blog?

dont have any yet

56. Favourite colour?

blue and red

57. Favourite food?

hamburguer!!!

58. Last thing you ate?

risotto

59. First thing you ate this morning?

chocolate milk

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

i dont remember hahah

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

nope :)

62. Been arrested? For what?

nope :)

63. Ever been in love?

yes!!! right now!!!!

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

i’d rather not, it wasn’t a nice thing...

65. Are you hungry right now?

yes

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

i dont have any tumblr friends :(

67. Facebook or Twitter?

twitter

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

twitter

69. Are you watching tv right now?

nope

70. Names of your bestfriends?

victor, yinni, guilherme, caio and matheus

71. Craving something? What?

i just want to eat more im so hungry

72. What colour are your towels?

white

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

5... but 4 of them are spread in my bed

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

yes, after my dog died

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

a lot... more than 15

75. Favourite animal?

wolves

76. What colour is your underwear?

right now its pink

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

vanilla

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

vanilla

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

black

80. What colour pants?

black

81. Favourite tv show?

outlander & the good place & brooklyn 99

82. Favourite movie?

about time

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

mean girls.... the second is not that good

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

mean girls

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

damian

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

dory!!!

87. First person you talked to today?

my boyfriend

88. Last person you talked to today?

my boyfriend

89. Name a person you hate?

marcela

90. Name a person you love?

matheus

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

yes!!

92. In a fight with someone?

only my brother

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

i guess 2

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

i’ve lost the count...

[blahblah814-blog]

Because I'm bored..

1.Who was the last person you held hands with? Reno Santiago - my fiancé 💍
2. Are you outgoing or shy? I'm right in the middle. Depends on the situation I'm in. 
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? Nobody right now. 
4. Are you easy to get along with? Yes, typically.
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? Yes.
6. What kind of people are you attracted to? Idk.
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? Yep, I'll be married by then!
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? Well now that you mentioned it, Reno. 
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? Nah, not at all.
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? My best friend, Katy. 👯
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? "Okay I already have them packed in there just in case"
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? Oh that's tough. I guess the top 5 I keep listening to right now are : • All Night Longer - Sammy Adams • Hey Baby, Here's That Song You Wanted - Blessthefall • Do Re Mi - Blackbear • Bad At Love - Halsey • Miss Your Face - Too Close To Touch
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? Oh god, yes.
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? I think so.
15. What good thing happened this summer? A ton of good things are happening this summer. 😋
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? You betchya.
17. Do you think there is life on other planets? Yes.
18. Do you still talk to your first crush? No.
19. Do you like bubble baths? Yes.
20. Do you like your neighbors? NO. They are loud as fuck.
21. What are you bad habits? Short temper, jealous easily, lack of patience.
22. Where would you like to travel? Far, far away. 
23. Do you have trust issues? Yes.
24. Favorite part of your daily routine? Sleep.
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? The skin on my face. Puberty ruined my chance at clear skin as an adult..
26. What do you do when you wake up? Check on Adalynn.
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? I'm content with my skin color.
28. Who are you most comfortable around? Family, Reno, Adalynn.
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? I've broken up with all of my ex's.
30. Do you ever want to get married? Yep! 7.15.17 💕
31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? Yes, it's in a bun right now.
33. Spell your name with your chin. Nah.
34. Do you play sports? What sports? I hate sports.
35. Would you rather live without TV or music? TV for sure.
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? Yes.
37. What do you say during awkward silences? Idk, something sarcastic I suppose.
38. Describe your dream girl/guy? Reno Santiago.
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? Target or Rue 21 lately.
40. What do you want to do after high school? I already graduated 7 years ago. 
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? Nope.
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? That I'm tired, angry or don't feel good.
43. Do you smile at strangers? Most of the time. 
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? Bottom of the ocean for sure.
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? My daughter, haha. 😂
46. What are you paranoid about? Oh, just some things.. 
47. Have you ever been high? No.
48. Have you ever been drunk? Yes.
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? No.
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? Black.
51. Ever wished you were someone else? Yes.
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? I'd like to have more patience. 
53. Favourite makeup brand? Not really sure, I have a lot.
54. Favourite store? Target.
55. Favourite blog? Idk.
56. Favourite colour? Purple. 💜
57. Favourite food? Pasta or a really yummy sandwich. 😋
58. Last thing you ate? A chip.
59. First thing you ate this morning? A chip.
60. Ever won a competition? For what? I don't think I've ever really been in one.
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? Nope.
62. Been arrested? For what? Never.
63. Ever been in love? Yes. 💋
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? I honestly cannot remember. 🤓
65. Are you hungry right now? Im starving. 
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? I just got this thing. 
67. Facebook or Twitter? Facebook, fuck twitter.
68. Twitter or Tumblr? Tumblr.
69. Are you watching tv right now? It's playing in the background but I'm not watching this it.
70. Names of your bestfriends? Katy. 👯 & Reno. & Adalynn. 💕
71. Craving something? What? Taco Bell. 😣
72. What colour are your towels? Turquoise-blueish.
72. How many pillows do you sleep with? Two.
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No, haha.
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? I don't have any, but Adalynn does.
75. Favourite animal? Tiger. 
76. What colour is your underwear? Lime green! 
77. Chocolate or Vanilla? Vanilla.
78. Favourite ice cream flavour? Cookies n Cream 😍
79. What colour shirt are you wearing? White.
80. What colour pants? Navy green.
81. Favourite tv show? Shameless/The Office/Game of Thrones!
82. Favourite movie? The Lion King/Grease/The Titanic.
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? Original Mean Girls. ✌🏻
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? Mean Girls.
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? Damian. 😂
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? Dory.
87. First person you talked to today? Reno.
88. Last person you talked to today? Reno. 😂
89. Name a person you hate? I don't hate anyone, just dislike a whole lot.
90. Name a person you love? Adalynn. Reno. 💜
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? Yep!
92. In a fight with someone? No.
93. How many sweatpants do you have? A couple. 
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? A lot.
95. Last movie you watched? The Shallows.
96. Favourite actress? I don't have one.
97. Favourite actor? I don't have one.
98. Do you tan a lot? Never. 
99. Have any pets? Tigerlilly 😻
100. How are you feeling? Tired & hungry.
101. Do you type fast? Yes.
102. Do you regret anything from your past? Yeah, I think everyone does.
103. Can you spell well? Yes.
104. Do you miss anyone from your past? Yes, sometimes.
105. Ever been to a bonfire party? Yes.
106. Ever broken someone’s heart? Yes. Or so I've been told.
107. Have you ever been on a horse? Yes, when I was younger.
108. What should you be doing? Getting Adalynn up to go see her Grandpa.
109. Is something irritating you right now? Yes, this damn sunburn! 
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? Yes.
111. Do you have trust issues? You asked me this already.
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? Katy.
113. What was your childhood nickname? I don't think I had one.
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? Yes.
115. Do you play the Wii? I used to when I lived at home.
116. Are you listening to music right now? No.
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? Yes.
118. Do you like Chinese food? When I'm in the mood for it.
119. Favourite book? Nineteen Minutes. 
120. Are you afraid of the dark? Not usually.
121. Are you mean? I can be.
122. Is cheating ever okay? No.. it's not. 
123. Can you keep white shoes clean? Yes.
124. Do you believe in love at first sight? No.
125. Do you believe in true love? Yes.
126. Are you currently bored? Oh god, yes. Otherwise I wouldn't be doing this.
127. What makes you happy? A lot of things.
128. Would you change your name? No, I like my name. 
129. What your zodiac sign? Gemini. ♊️
130. Do you like subway? Yes.
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? It'd be awkward, but too bad. Taken. 
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? Katy.
133. Favourite lyrics right now? Idk.
134. Can you count to one million? If I wanted to. I know how to count. Haha.
135. Dumbest lie you ever told? Idk.
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? Almost closed.
137. How tall are you? 5'6 I think.
138. Curly or Straight hair? Straight or wavy. Never curly.
139. Brunette or Blonde? Brunette.
140. Summer or Winter? Summer.
141. Night or Day? Night.
142. Favourite month? December.
143. Are you a vegetarian? No.
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? Milk chocolate.
145. Tea or Coffee? Coffee.
146. Was today a good day? It's not over yet.
147. Mars or Snickers? Snickers.
148. What’s your favourite quote? I have a lot!
149. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line. I can't move, I have a sleeping child on me. 😑

[snoobydoo]

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who the fuCK (thank u tho

1. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU HELD HANDS WITH? - my little sister!2. ARE YOU OUTGOING OR SHY? - id be pretty outgoing if i didnt have social anxiety but yeah,, im shy af3. WHO ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING? - AAA DREN IS COMING OUT IN THE SUMMER!! Allynah will also be hanging out with us for a bit while theyre here, too!! im so excited to hang out with both of them oml4. ARE YOU EASY TO GET ALONG WITH? - id hope so ? idk tho5. IF YOU WERE DRUNK WOULD THE PERSON YOU LIKE TAKE CARE OF YOU? - theyd probably be drunk too but yeah i think so? id probably take care of them more fhgdhf6. WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO? - man,, fuck if i know,,, everyone, really?

7. DO YOU THINK YOU’LL BE IN A RELATIONSHIP TWO MONTHS FROM NOW? - fuCK NO lmao,, id love to be but its unrealistic8. WHO FROM THE OPPOSITE GENDER IS ON YOUR MIND? - opposite gender dbdsfdhgdsf9. DOES TALKING ABOUT SEX MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE? - it depends, really?? on like who im talking to and how in depth it is? casual mentions of it are chill with me but if its very specific like,, things they like and/or have done before im,, im good dude10. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU HAD A DEEP CONVERSATION WITH? - fuck idk11. WHAT DOES THE MOST RECENT TEXT THAT YOU SENT SAY? - ‘HELLO ILY’12. WHAT ARE YOUR 5 FAVORITE SONGS RIGHT NOW? - oh shit uhh probably?? Someone in the Crowd from La La Land, Under My Skin by Jukebox the Ghost, I Know by Tom Odell (even tho it makes me Sad? ????), LGBT by Cupcakke, and We’ll Meet Again by Vera Lynn13. DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE PLAY WITH YOUR HAIR? - YES but i always feel super self conscious about it too oh boy14. DO YOU BELIEVE IN LUCK AND MIRACLES? - nah15. WHAT GOOD THING HAPPENED THIS SUMMER? - uhh i cant remember last summer very well rip but this upcoming summer Dren is coming out here for two weeks!!! and thats a v good thing B)16. WOULD YOU KISS THE LAST PERSON YOU KISSED AGAIN? - lmao N/A17. DO YOU THINK THERE IS LIFE ON OTHER PLANETS? - hell yeh but its not as advanced as we are/hope18. DO YOU STILL TALK TO YOUR FIRST CRUSH? - lmfao no i lost contact in like 3rd grade rip19. DO YOU LIKE BUBBLE BATHS? - i havent had one in years so im not sure?20. DO YOU LIKE YOUR NEIGHBORS? - yeah they all seem really nice but ive never met any of them21. WHAT ARE YOUR BAD HABITS? - Everything I Do22. WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRAVEL? - ooh anywhere, really?? travelling seems so heckin cool. id love to go to Canada and Amsterdam and Italy n stuff,, just anywhere23. DO YOU HAVE TRUST ISSUES? - l m a o24. FAVORITE PART OF YOUR DAILY ROUTINE? - going to sleep25. WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY ARE YOU MOST UNCOMFORTABLE WITH? - everything26. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU WAKE UP? - dissociate and/or go back to sleep27. DO YOU WISH YOUR SKIN WAS LIGHTER OR DARKER? - eeh my skin is hella pale so if it was just a little bit darker thatd be chill B)28. WHO ARE YOU MOST COMFORTABLE AROUND? - uhh fuck idk probably Dren and Allynah?29. HAVE ANY OF YOUR EX’S TOLD YOU THEY REGRET BREAKING UP? - N/A lmao30. DO YOU EVER WANT TO GET MARRIED? - maybe?? im not sure31. IF YOUR HAIR LONG ENOUGH FOR A PONY TAIL? - yeah but some pieces dont fit in it32. WHICH CELEBRITIES WOULD YOU HAVE A THREESOME WITH? - no thanks my dude33. SPELL YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN. - ksatre

34. DO YOU PLAY SPORTS? WHAT SPORTS? - im Super unathletic,, id like to play a sport but i dont. im struggling in p.e. lmao35. WOULD YOU RATHER LIVE WITHOUT TV OR MUSIC? - tv36. HAVE YOU EVER LIKED SOMEONE AND NEVER TOLD THEM? - haha yeah every damn time37. WHAT DO YOU SAY DURING AWKWARD SILENCES? - i just laugh or stay silent38. DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM GIRL/GUY? - okay this is gonna sound crazy but.. th- they Like Me Back,, i know, Whoa..39. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE STORES TO SHOP IN? - Target ?? it just feels really familiar for some reason,, prob bc i used to go there a lot as a child40. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO AFTER HIGH SCHOOL? - die41. DO YOU BELIEVE EVERYONE DESERVES A SECOND CHANCE? - no42. IF YOUR BEING EXTREMELY QUIET WHAT DOES IT MEAN? - i dont have anything to say, im having a panic attack, or im holding in whatever i want to say43. DO YOU SMILE AT STRANGERS? - yeah!44. TRIP TO OUTER SPACE OR BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN? - SPACE45. WHAT MAKES YOU GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING? - i dont lol46. WHAT ARE YOU PARANOID ABOUT? - everything, my dude,, everything47. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HIGH? - no48. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DRUNK? - yes49. HAVE YOU DONE ANYTHING RECENTLY THAT YOU HOPE NOBODY FINDS OUT ABOUT? - no? i dont think so?50. WHAT WAS THE COLOUR OF THE LAST HOODIE YOU WORE? - black51. EVER WISHED YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE? - constantly52. ONE THING YOU WISH YOU COULD CHANGE ABOUT YOURSELF? - Everything?53. FAVOURITE MAKEUP BRAND? - lol fuck if i know54. FAVOURITE STORE? - already answered above ?55. FAVOURITE BLOG? - i like that one blog that posts unflattering pictures of cats (im not gonna tag them tho rgdgfsdf)56. FAVOURITE COLOUR? - yellow57. FAVOURITE FOOD? - peaches or coffee tbh58. LAST THING YOU ATE? - cereal59. FIRST THING YOU ATE THIS MORNING? - cereal60. EVER WON A COMPETITION? FOR WHAT? - no i dont think so61. BEEN SUSPENDED/EXPELLED? FOR WHAT? - nope62. BEEN ARRESTED? FOR WHAT? - nope63. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? - fuq that, idk64. TELL US THE STORY OF YOUR FIRST KISS? - n/a

65. ARE YOU HUNGRY RIGHT NOW? - no66. DO YOU LIKE YOUR TUMBLR FRIENDS MORE THAN YOUR REAL FRIENDS? - what is the difference tho,, if we mean online vs offline then yes my online friends are better but theyre still my Real Friends ya feel67. FACEBOOK OR TWITTER? - twitter68. TWITTER OR TUMBLR? - tumblr69. ARE YOU WATCHING TV RIGHT NOW? - no70. NAMES OF YOUR BESTFRIENDS? - Dren, Allynah, Grace, Eli, Allison71. CRAVING SOMETHING? WHAT? - nope72. WHAT COLOUR ARE YOUR TOWELS? - we have a lot of different colors72. HOW MANY PILLOWS DO YOU SLEEP WITH? - two73. DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? - no74. HOW MANY STUFFED ANIMALS DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE? - none75. FAVOURITE ANIMAL? - cats76. WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR UNDERWEAR? - im too lazy to check77. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? - vanilla78. FAVOURITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR? - mint chocolate chip for sure79. WHAT COLOUR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? - black80. WHAT COLOUR PANTS? - red81. FAVOURITE TV SHOW? - the walking dead probably82. FAVOURITE MOVIE? - CAPTAIN AMERICA: TFA83. MEAN GIRLS OR MEAN GIRLS 2? - theres a second one?84. MEAN GIRLS OR 21 JUMP STREET? - ive never seen 21 jump street,, so mean girls85. FAVOURITE CHARACTER FROM MEAN GIRLS? - DAMIAN86. FAVOURITE CHARACTER FROM FINDING NEMO? - Squirt87. FIRST PERSON YOU TALKED TO TODAY? - n/a88. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO TODAY? - n/a89. NAME A PERSON YOU HATE? - m e90. NAME A PERSON YOU LOVE? - see #7091. IS THERE ANYONE YOU WANT TO PUNCH IN THE FACE RIGHT NOW? - ME92. IN A FIGHT WITH SOMEONE? - no93. HOW MANY SWEATPANTS DO YOU HAVE? - one pair i think?94. HOW MANY SWEATERS/HOODIES DO YOU HAVE? - two95. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? - if a musical counts, then Heathers. if not then i think how to train your dragon 2?96. FAVOURITE ACTRESS? - Lauren Cohan probably? idk97. FAVOURITE ACTOR? - andrew lincoln or chris evans98. DO YOU TAN A LOT? - nope99. HAVE ANY PETS? - YES i have four. three cats and one dog100. HOW ARE YOU FEELING? - sleepy101. DO YOU TYPE FAST? - yes102. DO YOU REGRET ANYTHING FROM YOUR PAST? - everything ??103. CAN YOU SPELL WELL? - fairly104. DO YOU MISS ANYONE FROM YOUR PAST? - yea105. EVER BEEN TO A BONFIRE PARTY? - we’ve had small parties with a little bonfire but ive never been to a BONFIRE PARTY,, i wish106. EVER BROKEN SOMEONE’S HEART? -probably not107. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A HORSE? - uhhh i dont remember?? maybe?108. WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING? - i actually have no obligations right now,, thank god109. IS SOMETHING IRRITATING YOU RIGHT NOW? - me110. HAVE YOU EVER LIKED SOMEONE SO MUCH IT HURT? - yeah i have bpd111. DO YOU HAVE TRUST ISSUES? - this was already asked112. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU CRIED IN FRONT OF? - my brother i think113. WHAT WAS YOUR CHILDHOOD NICKNAME? - just? Kate? or i think Petuna was one too114. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN OUT OF YOUR PROVINCE/STATE? - yeah115. DO YOU PLAY THE WII? - we had a wii one time but i only used it like twice116. ARE YOU LISTENING TO MUSIC RIGHT NOW? - i was but then it ended and now its just silent and i didnt even notice.. im gonna change the song117. DO YOU LIKE CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP? - yes118. DO YOU LIKE CHINESE FOOD? - yes119. FAVOURITE BOOK? - perks of being a wallflower120. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? - i get paranoid yeh121. ARE YOU MEAN? - yeah122. IS CHEATING EVER OKAY? - no u piece of shit123. CAN YOU KEEP WHITE SHOES CLEAN? - no dgfsfs124. DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT? - infatuation, maybe, but not love125. DO YOU BELIEVE IN TRUE LOVE? - no126. ARE YOU CURRENTLY BORED? - nah this is keeping me busy127. WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY? - being included128. WOULD YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME? - im not sure? probably not129. WHAT YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? - sagittarius130. DO YOU LIKE SUBWAY? - sure131. YOUR BESTFRIEND OF THE OPPOSITE SEX LIKES YOU, WHAT DO YOU DO? - opposite sex,, and heck, if anyone liked me id doubt it and/or panic132. WHO’S THE LAST PERSON YOU HAD A DEEP CONVERSATION WITH? - idk but this was also already asked133. FAVOURITE LYRICS RIGHT NOW? - I wanna take you somewhere so you know I careBut it’s so cold and I don’t know whereI brought you daffodils in a pretty stringBut they won’t flower like they did last spring134. CAN YOU COUNT TO ONE MILLION? - i could but i dont want to135. DUMBEST LIE YOU EVER TOLD? - i dont remember136. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED? - closed137. HOW TALL ARE YOU? - 5′6138. CURLY OR STRAIGHT HAIR? - i have curly hair139. BRUNETTE OR BLONDE? - im a brunette140. SUMMER OR WINTER? - summer141. NIGHT OR DAY? - day142. FAVOURITE MONTH? - october probably?143. ARE YOU A VEGETARIAN? - no but id like to try it some time144. DARK, MILK OR WHITE CHOCOLATE? - milk chocolate145. TEA OR COFFEE? - coffee but both are good146. WAS TODAY A GOOD DAY? - idk i just woke up147. MARS OR SNICKERS? - ive never had a mars bar so snickers?148. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE QUOTE? - “you’re not a sad story. you are alive.”149. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? - idk150. GET THE CLOSEST BOOK NEXT TO YOU, OPEN IT TO PAGE 42, WHAT’S THE FIRST LINE ON THAT PAGE?  - How can you use a topographic map to interpret information about an area?

thank u for these questions im sorry this post is so long dgdfgsffdquestions