#impossible to make a US analogy becasue I fucking loathe every single sitting mayor

[dnickels]

Just imagine getting ready for a day of paperwork and networking with all the glittering stars of Paris Officialdom when you receive a communique from your most no-nonsense shoeleather lieutenant out in the field that the mayor (completely respectable, thoroughly bourgeois, beloved by all) is wanted fugitive DB Cooper and he wants a SWAT team in a bearcat to come take his ass to jail RIGHT NOW.

It's already pretty weird. Then you look over to the other email you've received this morning telling you that they've got Mr. Cooper cooling his heels in the county lockup at this very moment. What would you even do.