the magnus archives except it’s her doing the statements and follow ups
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Wade who really said "I can take him both ways!"
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I'll be going about my day and remember Mizu is 6ft tall and suddenly I need to blowdry my panties
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"dan and phil live miles away from you and statistically you'll never see them ever in your life they can't hurt you" oh but the PSYCHIC damage i just received from that fuck ass video is far worse
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Xavier: "I don't think it's a good idea to crash their date. Especially with Wednesday being there"
Ajax: "I don't care. I need to ask Enid!"
*Ajax takes off & Xavier follows to hopefully prevent a murder*
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One Brightflame Girlie equals Ten Maegor Girlies
One Maegor Girlie equals Ten Aemond Girlies
One Aemond Girlie equals Ten Euron Girlies
one euron girl could stand alone against a thousand aemond girls and come out harder and stronger i’m sorry
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open to: m/f/nb
suggested connection: literally anyone
Her body is still thrumming with wild magic as she approaches the other, a look of APPREHENSION on her face as she moves. This was of course her fault, and she listens as the other sits there breathing. After all, it's not everyday that you handle an issue with magic and it backfires a bit, and while everything is back to normal, it wasn't normal there for a moment or two.
"I take it this is the first time you've ever been turned into a sheep accidentally?"
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New poll!
Who would win in a fight -
Frau Schneider (you're already dealt with).
Frau Kruspe from Dicke Titten (girl is thirsty and therefore ready for anything).
Frau Lindemann from Mathematik (been there, done that, seen worse).
more poll potential, nice! 😊 i figured we could do with a few more candidates though
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C. (this gif definitely by @mrsfitzgerald i suspect some of the others may be too 🌺)
D.
E.
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My toxic trait is I do think she could beat him in a fight
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you have literally made me reconsider my stance on robotus i hope u know that
A;SLDHIFDG;O I DONT KNOW HOW I COULD BUT???? IM HONORED
i havent always been partial to him either, i gotta say
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“I could take on any of you in a fight. Yes! I could! Jax is all talk, I could beat the shit out of him. I HAVE beaten the shit out of him. Several times. Kinger is a nervous wreck, that would just be cruel. Not sure about Pomni, she looks a bit nippy. Gangle? All I have to do is look at them scathingly and they collapse to the floor wheezing in terror, which is also cruel. But I’d beat ANY of you in a fight any day for sure! In fact, oh, FUCK! And just like that, my arm has fallen off again! Fuck’s sake!”
- Zooble
Probably.
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Frank when u got him a lil too hard during sparring
fucking hell. no bc i need to spar with that man (bonus if matt’s involved too cause i’m a hungry little whore) and you are REVVING ME UP
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