#in case depp 2.0 emerges which is like 100% guaranteed

[mizandria]

if i was born like twenty years ago i would have became a lawyer and advertised myself as a men's rights fighter protecting men from their evil gold digging hysterical wives so johnny depp would hire me as a part of his legal team and i'd fumble his case SO badly he would get life sentence or capital punishment with some luck and the world would be free