#inappropriate humor

[thisliminalspacedaydreams]

It’s getting out of hand

Keychain chibis by @industrations

[sarcasticswede71]

Right?? 😂😂😂

[lexgilga]

After watching it's Quiet on Set, I want Brian Peck, Dan Schneider, and those that wrote character letters hunted for sport. But I also blame the parents, and not just the actors' parents who turned blind eyes in order to fund the family, but also our parents. I know so many parents who laughed at these inappropriate jokes being preformed by children because "Nickelodeon is just trying to make it fun for adults too". These kids shows are not supposed to be "fun for adults too" especially if it's children preforming these "jokes". If the parents of our time had been like this isn't right, and had done something or said something, who knows what could have happened. I'm so angry and disappointed in the adults who recognized the adult joke, but didn't try to protect the child preforming it.

[kindaqueerngl]

“what’s your favourite position in bed”? flat on my bum, drawing random shit whilst giggling when someone I like texts me, using a heating pad on said bum bc it gets sore from sitting so much, with a charger so I can cyberbully kids without my iPad dying and listening to mother mother.

69’s pretty okay too I guess

[ask-the-toy-box]

[xbreezymeadowsx]

[its-all-coming-back-to-meme-now]

[saltsacc]

"The Sword and the Stone"

BARK!BARK! Human!Jake is sorely underrated no I'm not accepting opinions respect babygirl

I feel like all I write is a bunch of sad and angry shit with WoS so here's a drabble thing from another fic based on when I read some excerpt on na'vi biology that I thought was fucking hilarious.

I also headcannon Norm to be swangin' and everyone's a little pissed about it

“I’m going to say something controversial.”

I could hear Jake turning around in his wheelchair, expectant look on his face.

“Are you asking permission?” I couldn’t help but scoff, as if.  “Because I genuinely cannot wait to hear what you’re about to say.” I was already up to throw out the discarded wrapper of a microwave burrito, rolling my eyes at his obvious humor.

“It’s nothing bad, just, I wouldn’t say it to like Augustine or something.” I turned back to see him in his chair, expectant eyebrow raised. “I’d say it to Norm though, just to piss him off.” Jake snorted and gestured for me to continue.

“Am I crazy or are we, as avatars, way more attractive than the average joe?” A disbelieving laugh coursed through him, and I met his incredulous stare. “No, no! Do not laugh at me I’m serious!” I let my body drag down into the closest stool as he wheeled closer, putting us at eye level. “They put some shit in that amniotic fluid because as a human I’m like a reluctant seven. Maybe,” That incredulous look didn’t leave his face, but his laugh became more pronounced as I continued. “As an avatar? Ten. Easy.”

“Maybe you just have a thing for big, blue people.” I gave him a half-hearted shrug because this is also a possibility. “Also don’t know what you mean by we.” I flipped him off with an eye roll.

“I think I’m just a narcissist who like to see myself in different fonts. I mean, you have eyes.” He rolled his eyes.

“Never said you were wrong. You’re not bad.” I threw a wadded up napkin straight at his chest but he must have seen it coming and batted it away before contact. “That also means you think I’m hot.” I couldn’t help but laugh, a squawky chuckle.

“Everyone thinks you're hot Jake, blue or otherwise.” He gave a disbelieving scoff, but soon a smirk joined in.

“Yeah?” I narrowed my eyes at the change of attitude.

“We just think you’re stupid too.” He snorted.

“You got a little crush on me?” This mother-

“Whoa there, I am not a coward.” He still had that smug look, now crossing his arms expectantly. “As a grown woman I admire, respectfully.”

“Huh.”

“Me and Trudy talk about it all the time.” Throwing Trudy under the bus would probably come to bite me in the ass, but I needed allies and she’d get over it.

“No shit?”

“I mean, we’re stuck in a glorified trailer with you guys—we’re bound to wander into that territory sooner or later.” I laughed remembering a specific tidbit of information. “Though, maybe I should take the Norm thing back. Trudy seems to like him enough.” At this, Jake laughed out loud.

“I figured when I walked in on them.”

“Walked?” I couldn’t help it; he makes it so easy. He scoffed and flipped me off with both hands. “And yeah, I know. She told me he has a huge dick too.” Jake groaned disbelievingly, one of our guilty pleasures was making fun of Norm together and this went against every side comment we ever made.

“Not a chance in hell.” I shrugged emphatically, I couldn’t believe it either but Trudy was an experienced woman and she wasn’t going to go around fluffing Norm’s ego for his own benefit.

“Yes bro. I don’t even want to tell you in inches.” He groaned, pulling a squeamish face. “His avatar must go crazy.” We both scoffed at the immediate mental image. “Thank god he doesn’t have to go around in a loin cloth.” I shot a pointed look and Jake groaned.

“S��not like you’d see it anyway.” I felt my eyebrows scrunch because I think I would see a fucking eleve—

It’s like he could read my confusion and a somewhat bashful look appeared, which was very off character for someone like Jake.

“You better tell me what I don’t know right now.” He groaned and my curiosity became insatiable. Jake Sully? Embarrassed?

“Aren’t you a biologist or something?” This time I gave him an appraising look because that’s a pretty valid inquiry.

“Yeah, for wildlife. I started on the anthropology side of things when it comes to the Na’vi—because that’s how Grace structures her courses, and I’m still making my way through the culture. I just assumed they were pretty biologically similar to humans. I also have a vagina, so I didn’t get to explore having a blue dick.” I paused. “Obviously it’s blue, right?”

“Jesus,”

“Sully, the curiosity is literally going to make me drop dead. Please. For science.” He huffed, disgruntled but with a layer of amusement. He rubbed at his eyes with his hand.

“It’s not always just out, ya’ know? It has like a, like a sheath?” There was no fucking way. “It only comes out when, uh, needed.”  Silence.

“Jake. That is the craziest fucking thing you’ve ever said to me.” He groaned miserably and tried to wheel away but I put my hands up to stop him.

“Wait! I’m just trying to wrap my head around it, because I have some pretty standard equipment—so I just think it’s wild that yours is so different. Genuine science inquiry.” He cooled down from the embarrassment, not for long though. “Not so science inquiry, how big is it?” This time he did wheel away, with me chasing him through the hallway.

“You don’t have to give me a number just use your hands—”

“Siobhan!”

“Jake!”

*I have a work called "Sunday Afternoon is for Prayer and Possibility" set during the first movie and centers around my babygirl Siobhan, an upstart that really should not be on Pandora and her search for allies as she inadvertently and ironically participates in the colonization of the only place that feels like home, Pandora. I think after 'WoS" I'll start letting it out idk maybe. As a treat.

[shirtcasm]

I may have lost my teddy, but I found a new cuddle buddy. Will you sleep with me tonight?

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[its-all-down-hill]

[sarcasticswede71]

😳😂😂😂

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

forgot to share this the other day

[defenders-of-dreams]

[melody-pearl]

@averagehbfan

Do y’all think I should do voiceovers like this for Helluva and the Unikitty cartoon?

[jokemock]

Inappropriate Joke — JokeMock

Join us on a journey of introspection as we delve into the world of inappropriate jokes in our latest blog post. At JokeMock, we’re tackling this sensitive topic with care, examining the fine line between humour and offense. From understanding cultural sensitivities to navigating social dynamics, we explore why certain jokes may cross the line and offer practical insights for creators and consumers of comedy. Our goal is to foster a culture of inclusive and respectful humor, where everyone feels valued and understood. Join the conversation at JokeMock and gain a deeper understanding of the complexities of humour.

[andtheghost]

So… how do they eat oats? When the witch removes the dude’s dick, does it grow a mouth or something? Does the witch give it a mouth with her magic?

He was unfortunately rebuffed after trying to pick a particularly large one because "it belonged to a parish priest.” Did it refuse to attach itself or something? Like, bitch, I’m a holy penis, you’re not god enough for me. Oh my god, the mental image. A dude climbing a tree to get to a nest full of dicks, there’s a gleam in his eye and a big grin on his face as he sees the biggest one in the group, but just as he goes to reach for it, it hops out and smacks him right across face and he falls out of the tree. SOMEONE MAKE ME AN ANIMATION OF THIS.

If dick grew on trees, would anyone need men? This article was absolutely written by a man. Oh, it’s not. That’s interesting. Now I want to write a whole essay about the weird attachment men have with their penises.

And why does my phone HATE the word penis? Like i’ve literally had to manually write it in every time. One time it even “corrected” it. I get dick, but penis? Why? Also, why does it always confuse weird and word? Does context mean nothing to you, autocorrect?