#inccorect twst quotes

[tiyoin]

i like to think the world of twst has weird names for diseases / illnesses

for example:

yuu : *gets a chill up their spine*

deuce : you okay yuu?

yuu : yeah i’m fine. just got a bad case of the goose bumps - what?

adeuce staring at them horrified : how… how are you still alive???

yuu : yesh man, don’t spook up on me like that! you gave me the heebie jeebies!

azul pauses mid rant, before looking horrified : i i don’t- i don’t have

azul : *runs away*

hours late

azul : how DARE you joke about such a lethal disease that took the life of millions 200 years ago! that was a dark time in twisted wonderland where-

yuu :

ruggie : yeah leona had to go home because he got a case of brain freeze

yuu : aww could the wittle wion not handle a cold beverage 🥺

jack :… yuu, brain freeze means your entire brain function has stopped working- it has a 80% morality rate

yuu :

jack :

ruggie :

yuu :… awww could the-

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#593 Riddle likes THE Tea

In the Queendom of Roses, You & Riddle are enjoying a needed vacation from the kids(Ace, Deuce & Grim)...when you hear the upstairs neighbors fighting again

Yuu*Raises brow*Who's that?

Ridd*Who opens the terrace door to water the plants*Must be neighbors upstairs

Woman: DO YOU HAVE TO SMOKE OUT HERE ALL THE TIME!

Man: Well, You won't let me do it in the house!

You walk to the terrace door to hear them better but Riddle nudges you inside along with him back in your apartment

Yuu: What are you doing?

Ridd: Im not going to stand in the doorway and eavesdrop

Yuu: No, We're going to go out on the terrace where we can hear better!

Ridd*Sighs and shakes head*Do what you want dearest, But I will not compromise my morals for some cheap thrill*Put Spray bottle down and heads to the closet*

Yuu*Shrugs and opens door to head out*Suit yourself Red~

You out and listen...and your eyes widen and your mouth is ajar, you open the door and tell Riddle

Yuu: She thinks he's having an affair!*Closes the door and listens more*

Ridd*Getting his coat ready and hums*I do not care

Yuu: With his slutty secretary!!*Closes the door again*

Ridd*Opens the door about to leave*Not interested

Yuu: WHO'S ALSO HER COUSIN!?!*Looks at how he freezes with the door open*...

Ridd*Stares and pouts closes the door, and runs to you to head into the terrace*Dammit-

The ONLY spicy tea riddle cant get enough of-

[alumi-san]

Ace: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Sebek: >:O language

Deuce: Yeah watch your fucking language

Yuu: OKAY WHO TAUGHT DEUCE THE FUCK WORD?

Epel: 'The fuck word'.

Jack: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Deuce: Oh my god, he censored it

Epel: Say fuck, Jack.

Deuce: Do it, Jack. Say fuck.

[muscle-red]

Ace: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Yuu/MC recently.

Deuce: No, Ace, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Ace: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Deuce: No! You’re the only one for me.

Ace: Is that so?

Deuce: I promise! Yuu/MC and I are just dating, okay? They’re my partner.

Ace: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

Deuce: You are still my one and only best friend! They’re just the love of my life, nothing more!

Ace: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

Deuce: Of course bro!

Ace: Bro...

Yuu/MC: What the-

[twisted-in-underland]

*First year squad hanging out at Ramshackle*

Ace: Prefect! You wanna explain something to me!?

Yuri, confused: I-what did I do? What are you talking about?

Ace: I’m talking about the insane amount of De Vil brand clothes you have in your closet!

Epel: Oh Great Seven, Ace is right! Vil would be so jealous!

Yuri: really? Is it that important?

Epel: De Vil is one of the most well known fashion brands in Twisted Wonderland!

Ace: and one of the most expensive!

Deuce: Wow there really is a lot of clothes in here, how did you get it all?

Yuri: Uh, well Professor Crewel has just like, randomly been giving them to me. Like he’ll just hand me a bag and walk away.

Yuri: and some of them just kinda…show up. I don’t know where they come from

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Crewel: Stella, dear, don’t you think the pup has enough clothes?

Stella: first of all, I don’t want you to ever say that again. You can never have enough fabulous clothes!

Stella: secondly, they looks fabulous in everything why waste the potential? Now help me decide a good colour for this new coat

Crewel: *sighs* … the navy would look good…

[pranksterdelatino]

Twisted wonderland incorrect quotes

Crewel walking towards the first years*

Crewel: You listen up, I had an extremly stressful day and I´m not proud of what I´m going to say but someone give me a cigarette, NOW!

Yuu: But Da- Mr. Crewel, we don´t smoke

Crewel: Cut the crap Yuu! I´m a Teacher, I know that 1-5 Teenagers smoke

1 (Yuu) 2 (Ace) 3 (Deuce) 4 (Jack) 5 (Epel) !

Crewel: Now I´m gonna close my eyes, and when I open them there better be a cigarette in these two fingers! Come on people HOP TO!

Ace puts one into his fingers*

Crewel: Thank you, LIGHT!

Everyone tries to lit the cigarette*

[survivinghellandhistoricalevents]

Floyd: What do I get? Azul: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death. Floyd: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one. Azul: It won't be you. Floyd: I'll get my coat.

[thewondelandifulcafe]

“Just Ask Nicely” ~ Deuce to Ace

Ace: Oh no you don’t give me those muffins!

Y/N: No way! 

Ace: Aw come on! All I ever wanted was one teeny muffin..

Deuce: All you have to do is ask nicely!

*Y/N nodded in agreement*

Ace: What! I never thought of that.

*Y/N and Deuce look at each other*

Ace: (clears throat) May I have a muffin?

Y/N: Whats the magic word

*Y/N getting impatient*

Ace: Abracadabra *laughs a bit*

*Dead Silence*

*Deuce shakes his head*

Ace: Hocus locus! No?

Ace: Ummmm Alakazam!?

*Ace waving his arms like a lunatic*

*Y/N and Deuce getting sick of Ace*

Ace: Okay fine…Please?

Y/N: There! See how easy that was. *gives muffin to Ace*

*Deuce nodded*

Ace: Finally you’re mine!

Sam: Ah finally the delivery!

*Opens door and Ace drops his muffin*

Ace: NO WHY?!

*Rolls to a frog*

Ace: No don’t you dare.

*Frog runs away with it*

Ace: You didn’t…HE DIDN’T ASK NICELY!!

Deuce: Why can he never say please…

Y/N: It’s a mystery

*Hands the muffins to Sam*

I saw this scene and I first thought Jack but he wouldn’t do that Ace feels like a better fit for the role. Also guess what show this is from.

[dragontamer05]

After being forced to play therapist to 6 people older then them in less then 6 months:

Yuu: I'm this close to Overblotting myself..

Ace: But I didn't think you had magic?

Yuu; And yet here I am anyway

[raggstorice]

Ok so. I'm working on Flash Headcanons for Gender but... I don't know that many genders. So in the meantime...

Incorrect Quotes Part: 1

(using the Incorrect Quotes generator)

Heartslabyul

(ft. Che'nya and MC)

Riddle: What does 'take out' mean?

Trey: Food.

Deuce: Dating

Cater: Murder

Ace: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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(At 3am)

Riddle, after drinking too much coffee: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Ace: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Deuce: Socks are Feetie Heaties

Cater: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Ace: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Deuce: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Cater: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Trey, annoyed: You are disappointments

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Riddle: Are any of you d-

Cater: Depressed?

Trey: Drained?

Deuce: Dumb?

Ace: Disliked?

Riddle: -done with Professor Crewel's homework... what is wrong with you people...

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(During winter break Riddle attempts to talk to his mother. It doesn't go well.)

Riddle: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Deuce: Several traffic violations.

Ace: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Cater: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Trey: Also, that’s not our car.

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Trey: Nothing in life is free.

Deuce: Love is free!

Cater: Adventure is free.

Riddle: Knowledge is free.

Ace: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

(Trey was not amused)

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Trey, talking about Che'nya: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...

Cater: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!

Riddle: In our pantry!

Trey: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?

Cater: Is your friend here?

Trey, motioning to Che'nya's floating head: Yeah.

Ace, to Che'nya: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(

Deuce: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in... about a few months- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-

Deuce, to Ace and MC: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN ?!

Deuce: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN

Everyone else: No.

Deuce, to Ace and Mc: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS

Ace: OH MY GOD YOU ACTUALLY FELL FOR IT-

MC: THE PRESTIGE!

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Deuce: I’m an idiot.

Ace:

Riddle:

Cater:

Trey:

MC:

Deuce:

Ace: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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Ace: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Riddle: Have everyone stand.

Deuce: Bring three more chairs!

Cater: The most important ones can sit down.

Trey, quietly: Kill three.

Everyone: ... :0

(unhinged Trey gives me fuel)

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Riddle: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Trey: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Deuce: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Cater: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Ace: My moral code, is that you?

Riddle:

Riddle: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my father gave me but do you guys need a hug?

(Dad Rosehearts is a good father agenda.)

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Riddle: What did you guys get in your yearbook? I got 'most likely to succeed'

Ace, confused: 'Prettiest Smile'

Cater, totally not bitter: 'Nicest Personality'

Deuce, also bitter: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Trey: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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Trey: What’s something you guys are better than Riddle at?

Deuce: Mario Kart.

Cater: Yeah, video games.

Ace: Emotional vulnerability.

(That's a lie Ace. No one in NRC is good at that.)

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Riddle, trying his best: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!

Cater: To the town?

Riddle: Yeah, no matter what!

Trey: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?

Riddle: I... I don't know!

Ace: Oh come off it, be serious!

Riddle: I am serious!

Ace: You're insane!

Deuce: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!

Everyone:

Riddle: What???

Deuce: Or maybe it was a basset hound!

Ace, panicked: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!

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Riddle: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right

Ace: Looking right because you left

Deuce: Looking up cause you let me down

Cater: Looking down cause you fucked up

Trey, just trying to bake/ confused on how they got Riddle into this: What is wrong with you guys

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MC: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Deuce will and will not eat.

Ace: Grass? Yes!

Cater: Moss? Yes!!

MC: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Cater: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Ace: Worms? Sometimes!

MC: Rocks? Usually nah.

Ace: Twigs? Usually!

Cater: Riddle's cooking? Inconclusive...

Trey: How did you… test this?

Ace: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.

Trey: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Riddle: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

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Trey, trying to convince Riddle to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!

Ace: And strict!

Deuce: And grumpy!

Ace: And oblivious to reality!

MC, bitter from Riddle insulting them in chapter one: And a fucking ASSHOLE.

Trey:

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Deuce: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Ace: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Riddle: Three of us saw it, Ace. How do you explain that?

Ace: points at Trey Sleep deprivation. points at MC Paranoia. points at Cater Delusional personality disorder.

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(Playing one of those card games like cards against humanity)

Riddle, reading off the card: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Ace: Rude.

Deuce: That’s fair.

Cater: Not again.

Trey: Are you going to want this back?

Riddle:

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Riddle: Where's Ace, Deuce, and Cater?

Trey: They're playing hide and seek.

Riddle: Where?

Trey: I don't think you get how this game works.

(Riddle with his lack of childhood)

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(Authors Note: Hope you enjoy this while I figure out both their gender and my own...)

[httpkaleido]

*Screams*

HI I request chaotic octatrio messages. Yknow? Like from here https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org

or from our interactions

Octatrio incorrect quotes based on things my friends have said…

"𝕎𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝕞𝕦𝕤𝕙𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞"

Jade: Guys someone likes my wrinkled mushroom post

Azul:  ⚰️



"ℙ𝕠𝕜𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕟 𝕔𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕤"

Floyd: https://youtu.be/VU_Y1il1Cdk?t=39...watch...I died.

Jade: Ma’am I was watching it.

Floyd: It just fckin screams, I can't.

Jade: Why are they just screaming…

Azul: Stop replaying it Floyd, I can hear it from my table😭

"𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕕𝕠𝕞 𝕠𝕗 𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕖𝕔𝕙"

*context: we are in a vc and “Azul” is muted*

Azul: I want to die, my art homework looks so kaku (stiff).

Azul: No I’m not.

Azul: It's due like after the exams.

Floyd: What happened to your freedom of speech.

Floyd: Why are you muted…

"ℝ𝕠𝕠𝕜"

Jade: Rook is coming, to haunt your dreams.

Floyd: I hope ur mushrooms die. 😃



[tiyoin]

oh yes we can!

he’s literally the funniest fucker at this blasted school

[alumi-san]

Ace: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Deuce: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Cater: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Riddle: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Trey: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

[muscle-red]

Yuu(MC):FUCK!!

Everyone :

Riddle: Okay who taught Yuu the F word!?

Malleus:It wasn’t me!

Leona: Than how did you even know herbivore said it?

Malleus: They just said it like not even 5 second ago

Vil:Leona is kinda suspicious to blame people so easily

Leona:WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO!

Vil:

Everyone:

Leona:Okay This looks bad but it wasn’t me

Ruggie:That’s true Leona hasn’t even been near Herbivore!

Epel:No one asked you

Ruggie:

Epel:

Ace:Fine it was me

Deuce:Not it wasn’t-

Ace:How would you know!?

Deuce:I was with you?

Ace:Suspicious

Deuce:NO IT’S NOT

Trey:Okay how about everyone just calm down-

Leona:SHUT THE FUCK UP TREY!

Everyone:

Leona:I swear to god it wasn’t me..

Everyone:

Leona:

Ruggie:

Yuu(MC):

Che’nya:what’s going on?

Everyone:OMG

Lilia : :)

Malleus: Lilia…

Lilia:Yes

Malleus:I need you to be honest with me

Lilia:okay…

Malleus:D-Did you teach Yuu the F word?

Lilia:

Everyone:

Lilia:No

Malleus:Okay

Azul:Wait you just gonna believe him?

Silver:Yes

Floyd:No one asked you

Sebek: HEY!

Jade:Yes?

Jamil:What’s going on

Idia:Yeah-

Riddle:Why didn’t we just ask Yuu?

Everyone:

Riddle:Yuu-

Yuu(MC):Yes

Azul:Who taught you the F word?

Yuu(MC):Hmm Oh it was-

Kalim:Hi everybody!

Everyone:

Jamil:I fucking knew it

Everyone:

Floyd:

Jade:Are You gonna tell Them?

Floyd:Tell them What?

Azul:You did it?

Floyd:I did?

Jade:Idiot

Floyd: :(

[twisted-in-underland]

Crewel, presenting his dalmatians to the class: and these are my beautiful puppies; Louis, Parada, and Versace 💕

Yuri: oh, they’re named after famous fashion designers! That’s so fitting, professor!

Crewel, confused: pup…what are you talking about-

[distuff]

A: Revenge is never the answer!

B: I'll heal in hell don't worry