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#incorrect Kate bishop x reader
dany-is-my-queen · 2 years
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Y/N: I want an avenger girlfriend.
Kate: I volunteer as tribute :)
Y/N: I meant, I want an avenger girlfriend with red hair.
Natasha: Here I am :)
Y/N: I meant, I want an avenger girlfriend with red hair who can actually levitate.
Carol: Red is not my style but I can dye it for you ;)
Y/N all frantic: DAMN IT I MEANT I WANT AN AVENGER GIRLFRIEND WITH RED HAIR WHO CAN LEVITATE AND SO HAPPENS TO BE CALLED WANDA MAXIMOFF AKA THE SCARLET WITCH.
Wanda: You could have started with the end.
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gfmaximoff · 7 months
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Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.
Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.
Natasha: *raises hand*
Wanda: *raises hand*
Shuri: *raises hand*
Kate: *raises hand*
Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?
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Y/N: *on the phone* Tony? I need your help! I-
Tony: Is the compound on fire?
Y/N: ...no?
Tony: Then, it’s not an emergency *hangs up*
Peter: Well? What did he say? What do we do about the portal to hell in the living room?
Y/N: *shrugs* Apparently it’s not an emergency
Kate: *being strangled by a demon* HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY??
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fandomnerd9602 · 1 month
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Y/N zip lines in and kicks a thug away from Kate…
Y/N: hi
Kate: hey youre gorgeous…what?
Clint hugs Y/N…
Clint: thanks for coming
Y/N: sure thing dad
Kate: d-dad?! you’re his—?!?
Y/N: yep. Who’s your partner, Dad? She’s beautiful
Clint: Y/N Kate, Kate Y/N
Y/N: pleasure to meet you Katie (winks)
Kate: (whispers) I know what I want for Christmas
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incorrectquotesmcu · 6 months
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Kate: Y/N, you were pretty drunk last night. You came downstairs and said you were dressed to impress Natasha.
Y/N: What was I wearing?
Kate: Nothing.
Y/N: Makes sense.
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togrowoldinv · 6 months
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*Y/n finding out everyone knows she’s pregnant*
Y/n: I only told Natasha because she’s my wife!
Natasha: I only told Yelena because she’s my sister.
Yelena: I told Kate because she’s my best friend.
Kate: I just told Clint because he’s like a father to me.
Clint: I told many, many people.
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rxmqnova · 2 months
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*at the mall*
Wanda: Hey, have any of you guys seen Y/N? She's been gone for a while..
Kate: Eh, nope.
Natasha: No, I haven't...
Yelena: Probably ran off to McDonald's or something.
Y/N: Hey.
Wanda: Ooh, there you are-
Kate: What the fu-
Yelena: I- where were you?!
Y/N: Walking right behind you guys.
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incorrectwandanat · 3 months
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natasha and yelena, clearly mad: you lost them at the zoo?!
peter: that’s a very strong word.
tony: we just technically have no idea where they are.
meanwhile
reader and kate, trying to steal a baby panda:
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its-really-dry · 1 year
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y/n: *sitting in natasha's lap with their face in her boobs*
tony: *walks in* uhhhhh......... what's going on?
clint: nothing really. y/n just lost energy *continues to read his magazine*
tony: that still doesn't explain the whole *points at nat and y/n*
wanda: oh! think of it as a charging port, but for lesbians
kate: *is sad* i wish i was a lesbian *pouts*
yelena: you are. dumb suka
kate: then where are my booby-chargers?
y/n: *gets off natasha and holds their arms out to kate*
kate: *gets giggly and runs over to y/n*
tony: im not even going to entertain that with a follow up question
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manhattanminute2 · 8 months
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Avengers reactions to being called straight:
Carol: The fuck, no I'm not.
Maria Hill: Excuse the hell out of you?
Valkyrie: Ding dong, you are wrong!
Wanda: Who told you that? And why did they lie?
Kate: Rude.
Natasha: *punches the person*
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romanoffshouse · 4 months
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Yelena: Here's a fun Christmas idea! We hang a mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is under it!
Natasha: Yelena, no.
Kate: Mistlefoe.
Natasha: Don't encourage her!
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teaaagan · 3 months
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Sleepover
Clint: Have a sleepover they said.
Kate, from the kitchen: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!
Y/N: IT’S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER!! GET THE ANTI FLAMETHROWER!!
Peter: It’s called a fire extinguisher. A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!
-Glass shatters, something explodes, screams in unision-
Clint: It’ll be fun they said.
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gfmaximoff · 6 months
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Yelena: It’s really frustrating.
Kate: What is it?
Yelena: Watching Y/N openly flirt with Wanda and Wanda not realizing it.
Kate, wearing a "Date Me Yelena Pls" shirt: Haha yeah, she's so oblivious.
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Tony: *stressed out* Can one of you PLEASE explain to me why you all legally changed your names to: Spooky, Scary, and Skeletons?
Spooky/ Y/N: It was for Halloween
Scary/ Kate: But for year round so it even applies now, in June
Skeletons/ Peter: THEY MADE ME DO IT
Spooky: DON’T YOU DARE BE A SNITCH, SKELETONS
Skeletons: Sorry, Spooky
Tony: I am going to murder all of you
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fandomnerd9602 · 4 months
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Y/N puts an ice bag on Kate’s face…
Y/N: what happened?
Kate: um…a team of ninjas snuck up on me and I fought them off and-
Yelena: she was trying to do a seductive pose on your table for you and she fell off.
Y/N:
Kate: yeah that’s what happened
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incorrectquotesmcu · 24 days
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Y/n: I think I'm dating Kate.
Bucky: What?
Y/N: I'm not sure. It's just a possibility. I could be wrong.
Bucky: But how? When?
Y/N: Well, we spent the entirety of Tony and Pepper's wedding together and it was really nice and we had a really good time. We laughed a lot and we ate and then we danced.
Bucky: Danced? How? Was it a fast dance? Slow dance?
Y/N: It was a slow dance, a waltz. Kate can waltz.
Bucky: Kate can waltz?
Y/N, maliciously: Kate can waltz.
Bucky: ... Look how you just said 'Kate can waltz.'
Y/N: What? I'm just saying, I'm surprised that Kate can waltz.
Bucky: That sounded more like 'I'm surprised I still have my clothes on.'
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