#incorrect amar a muerte

[incorrect-juliantina]

Juliana: hey, can you help me with my zipper?

Valentina: Of course

Juliana: …

Juliana: Up, Jules!

Valentina: Right, sorry

[morrita95]

INCORRECT JULIANTINA # 3

credito: @ oocjuliantina (twitter)

[waves-at-night]

Valentina: i’ve never had a real friend before.

Juliana: i can be your friend.

Valentina: ...

Valentina: i’ve also never had a girlfriend before...

[raequest]

When Lupe Valdez turns out to be a lesbian before Juliana... ca. 2004

[juliealmah]

Juliana: The food's too hot. I can't eat it.

Valentina: You are too hot and I still eat you.

Guille:

Lucia:

Eva: *slams knife and fork down* ONE DINNER! I JUST WANTED ONE DINNER!

[livsoulsecrets]

Valentina: Guille, can you tell Juliana I’m mad at her?

Guille: Val, you’re sitting on her lap.

Valentina: Yes, but I’m sitting here angrily.

[valsjuls]

Juliana *laughing*: I had the worst phase of biting my nails growing up, what was yours?

Valentina *thinks of Lucho*: Being straight

[incorrect-juliantina]

Valentina, drunk: [points at Juliana] That’s my girlfriend, suckers!

Guille: Your wife, Val

Valentina: My wife! Even better!

[morrita95]

INCORRECT JULIANTINA # 2

credito: @ oocjuliantina (twitter)

[waves-at-night]

Valentina: i need ya’

Juliana: for?

Valentina: ever.

[justatiredlesbian]

val: juliana is not a stranger, she’s my friend, i trust her!

lucho:

[juliealmah]

[livsoulsecrets]

Everyone: Valentina, you should stay away from Juliana because it’s not safe.

Valentina: You don’t know the facts.

Everyone: Which are?

Valentina: I love her.

[deimhos]

valentina: today was the worst day ever and nothing can make me feel better

juliana: bold words from someone within my hugging range

[lesbianvalentina]

Guille: If you want something bad, you're going to have to fight for it. Step up your game. Break out the L-word.

Val: Lesbian?

Guille: The other L-word.

Val: ...Lesbians?

[incorrect-juliantina]

Eva: Hey, do you know the password to Val’s computer? 

Jules: Fuck you, Eva 

Eva: Hey!!

Jules: No, you misunderstood, the password is “fuckyoueva”.

Eva: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.