#incorrect avengers

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water?

Peter: Because your toast would get soggy!

[that-bitch-kat3]

james: i want to make my parents proud of me

sirius: i want to make my parents shake their heads disappointedly and ask ‘where did i go wrong’

[auroraromaximoff]

Wanda: There's a word to describe our situation you know

Natasha: Starts with an L...

Y/n: Lesbians!

Yelena: *Wheeze*

Natasha: Lost, y/n, we are lost...

Yelena: Technically she wasn't wrong!

Wanda: Amongst other things, we are lost

[romancingromanoff]

Natasha: Pack your shit. We’re needed for a mission in Austr-

Yelena: Uh that might be a problem because I’m banned from Australia

Y/N: Wow how embarrassing. Couldn’t be me

Natasha: Actually we’re going to Austria so it doesn’t matter

Y/N: Wait but I’m kinda banned from Austria

Yelena: Wait what did you do to get banned from Austria?

Y/N: What did you do to get banned from AUSTRALIA????

Natasha: I hate you both

[drdoomentia]

Banner: listen, hulk feels conflicted about training with you.

Y/n: what’s the matter hulk? Sounds to me like you are scared.

Hulk: Hulk is over his conflicted feelings.

[incorrectlycorrectfun]

Wanda, holding a rock: Y/n just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock". Natasha : If you don't marry Y/n, I will.

[trikruismybitch]

Y/n: So you find me attractive?

Natasha: Yes

Y/n: So i find you attractive, you find me attractive what are you gonna do about it.

Natasha: *smirks*

[rubychocolatechips]

Tony: We call that a traumatic experience.

Tony, turning to Peter: Not a "bruh moment".

Tony, turning to Kate: Not "sadge".

Tony, turning to Y/n: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

[ladylokilaufeyson5]

Y/N: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Natasha: What's that?

Y/N: Remorse code.

Natasha: I'm even angrier now.

[1luna1lovegood1]

Peter: *sneaking into his room wearing spidersuit at 5 am*

May, sitting on peter's desk: excuse me whERE WERE YOU?

Peter: I was working with Mr Stark!

Tony, turning on the light: Try again.

[dany-is-my-queen]

Y/N: I want an avenger girlfriend.

Kate: I volunteer as tribute :)

Y/N: I meant, I want an avenger girlfriend with red hair.

Natasha: Here I am :)

Y/N: I meant, I want an avenger girlfriend with red hair who can actually levitate.

Carol: Red is not my style but I can dye it for you ;)

Y/N all frantic: DAMN IT I MEANT I WANT AN AVENGER GIRLFRIEND WITH RED HAIR WHO CAN LEVITATE AND SO HAPPENS TO BE CALLED WANDA MAXIMOFF AKA THE SCARLET WITCH.

Wanda: You could have started with the end.

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: You have to apologize to Clint!

Peter: Fine!

Peter: Unfuck you, or whatever!

[ironrad]

Morgan crying:

Peter: What’s wrong Maguna?

Morgan: Dad said you’re about to turn 20

Peter confused:

Morgan crying harder: Spiders can ONLY live up to 20 years

Peter: Awe, it’ll be fine. I’m not really a spider.

Peter frantically whispering to Tony: it’ll be fine, right?

Tony shrugging: I’m not a biologist.

Peter sweating profusely:

[auroraromaximoff]

Y/n: Thank god you're here babe, we're totally outnumbered !

Nat: What do you mean?

Wanda: Straight people!

Nat: Oh, God

Tony: *drunk* HoW dArE YoUu !

[peter-parkers-left-pinky]

Y/n: I need to dye my hair.

Natasha: ...

Y/n: Or get another tattoo.

Natasha: ...

Y/n: Or a new piercing.

Natasha: Why?

Y/n: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

[chaotictasha]

Incorrect quotes #122

Y/n: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Nat: Wow. They sound stupid.

Y/n: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Nat: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Y/n: I guess you’re right. Hey Nat, I love you.

Nat: See! Just say that!

Y/n: HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

Nat: If that flies over their head then, sorry Y/n, but they're too dumb for you.

Y/n: NAT.