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little-buzz · 1 year
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Audrey: Bendy, quit being feral or I'm taking away your drawing privileges. *She promptly points to the several pieces of artwork sprawled about her desk*
Bendy: *He pauses from continuously spinning on a vacant wheelie chair, while throwing a bouncy ball up and down* >:O And you people call me an ink monster!
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its-ya-girl-phoeni · 6 months
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"I miss my wife, Joey. I miss her a lot. I'll be back."
- Henry Stein
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theinkprophet · 11 months
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Norman: "oh, please don't mind Sammy's nasty attitude once here and there.
Norman: "sometimes he's just a little jealous that I get more girls than him."
Sammy:
Sammy: " YOU DONT EVEN LIKE GIRLS!
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xsolr · 5 months
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I'm losing my mind he's so doinky
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wally-franks · 1 year
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Wally: Do you think different Inks have different tastes?
Sammy: They do.
Susie: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
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Joey: Welcome to our studios first get to together! What’s been bothering you guys lately?
Grant: Your spending
Sammy: Your damn machine
Henry: Our work schedules
Norman: Our working conditions
Susie: Your lying
Wally: Your ink
Joey:
Joey: Ok that’s enough get together time! Back to work everyone!
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i-am-your-death · 1 year
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Henry: if you bite it and you die, its poisonous, if it bites you and you die, its venomous
wally: what if it bites me and it dies
Sammy: then you're poisonous, Jesus Christ, wally, learn to listen
jack: what if it bites itself and i die
Norman: that's voodoo
wally: what if it bites me and someone else dies
Henry: that's correlation, not causation
Joey: what if we bite each other and neither of us die
Norman: that's kinky
Henry: oh my god-
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mysterydragon14 · 1 year
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Sammy: We agreed we would meet unarmed. Are you unarmed?
Henry: Yes. Are you unarmed?
Sammy, taking out an axe: No, I lied.
Henry, also taking out an axe: So did I.
Sammy, taking out a Gent pipe with his other hand: But I lied twice.
Henry: Oh, you're good.
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Joey: I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates. Go slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit.
Buddy: Mr.Drew, is that legal?
Joey: When the cops aren’t around, anything’s legal!
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little-buzz · 1 year
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Audrey: Bendy, it’s your turn to wash dishes.
Bendy: I’LL WASH THE WALLS WITH INK!
Audrey: Alright, but before that, wash the dishes, also with soap this time?
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hey-imma-fangirl · 1 year
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Gonna be drawin this later but:
Luci: We have some great news, ladies and gentlemen and nonbinaries
*Queen Dice and Luci show off their wedding rings*
Loki: YOU’RE MARRIED?!
Black Hat: ew.
*Bill Cipher passes a $20 bill to Alastor since he won the bet*
Alastor: Congratulations!
Bendy: Finally! I fuckin told you guys.
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harveyb-wabbit92 · 8 months
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Valley, sees her grandfather inspecting a peach: Wait, you can still eat?
Sammy: What kind of question is that?
Valley, flustered: I just thought... Cos ya d-don't have a mouth.
Sammy: What are you on about? I have mouth.
Valley: Hm?
[Sammy moves his mask aside as Valley watches aghast as a smile like slit slowly forms on his featureless face revealing a gaping maw full of shark like teeth, she then watched with morbid curiosity as her grandfather eats the entire peach in one go before spitting the pit out.]
Valley, stares at Sammy stunned:....
Sammy: ....What?
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x-0h-m3-0h-my · 1 year
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wally: how do you feel about the new york rat chasm
sammy: the what?
norman, nudging wally: dude says hes from new york and doesnt even know about the rat chasm
sammy: i cant hear you over the rats im sorry
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