#incorrect bnha

[fever-dreamer97]

Present Mic: And next up, Bakugo Katsuki! Standing there with a face only a mother could love!

Mitsuki, yelling from the stands: AND I DON’T!

Bakugo:

[mha-quotes-and-such]

Bakugou: Ugh, all you pretty boys are the fucking same Midoriya: …You think I'm pretty? Bakugou: Oh, like you don't get told that every damn day with your big doe eyes and cute little freckles. Its sickening

[red-riot-unbreakable-heart]

Izuku: Do you think that the universe brought us together on purpose? Do you think we were always meant to be soulmates?

Katsuki: Oh my god shut up and go to bed! We have our hero certification test in the morning you damn nerd!

Katsuki:

Katsuki: *whispers* but yeah, fine, we're soulmates ok? Don't make it weird.

[angryrantsofdomesticity]

Aizawa: Oh god, how am I gonna explain my injuries to Eri?? Aizawa: I can't say I lost my eye & leg to my job, she'll never trust me to fight again!!! Mic: YOOO, TELL HER YOU GOT HIT BY A TRUCK!!!! Aizawa:

[writersmorgue]

Lunar. This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

[drunk-cryptic-witch]

Police, arresting him: You have the right to remain silent.

Kaminari: Ah, but not the ability.

[incorrect-bkdk-quotes]

Katsuki: If the person i have a crush on disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.

Deku: Well maybe you should have principles.

Katsuki: You're absolutely right. Maybe I should.

[doujenz]

kacchan's dinner 🍤

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[sukislady]

• ₊°✧︡ ˗ ˏ ˋ“forgotten kiss” ♡ ˎˊ ˗

𐚁̸ featuring ．i. midoriya, k. bakugo, s. todoroki, d. kaminari, e. kirishima, h. sero

𐚁̸ scenario ．you wake up late into the morning, your partner has long since been to work, leaving after giving you a faint kiss that you didn’t feel. which makes you think they forgot the one thing that’s routine for you two; a good morning kiss

𐚁̸ warnings ．fluff, cursing, humor, reader is goddamn stupid

[genie-made-of-clouds]

Hizashi: Shouta, what's your type?

Shouta: tall, strong, dumb, gay, and looks like a golden retriever

Hizashi: wow, thats really specific. Do I know him?

Shouta: did I mention dumb?

Hizashi: yeah, why?

Shouta: just checking

*later*

Hizashi, waking up in the middle of the night: OH MY GOD HE LIKES ALL MIGHT

[homos-in-training]

Incorrect MHA-54 (DekusquadxReader)

Y/n: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel

Izuku: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel

Todoroki: A realist sees the train coming

Iida: THE TRAIN DRIVER SEES 3 IDIOTS STANDING ON THE TRACKS

[fever-dreamer97]

Bakugo, eating: Heh, see hag? Deku can actually make me food once in a while.

Mitsuki: Izuku, don’t take that shit. You don’t cook for him until you two get married.

Izuku, takes Bakugo’s plate away and gives it to her: Yes, ma’am.

Bakugo: Oi, give me that back!

Mitsuki, slaps his head: You better earn it then!

[mha-quotes-and-such]

All Might: Today I realized I’m old Midnight: What happened? All Might: I fell in the cafeteria and instead of laughing, Bakugou came to see if I was okay Midnight: Oh no... All Might: I saw the fear in his eyes

[red-riot-unbreakable-heart]

Izuku: Kacchan, hi!! Kirishima said that you have something cool to show me!?

Katsuki: *wordlessly holds up his hands to show Izuku*

Izuku: YOU PAINTED YOUR NAILS GREEN!?

Katsuki: I painted my fucking nails green.

Izuku: This is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me *tearing up, hugs Katsuki*

Katsuki: *Grumbling* Whatever. (He's thrilled that Izuku likes his nails)

[angryrantsofdomesticity]

AllMight: Hey, Aizawa? Did You ever want support items aside from your capture weapon???

Aizawa: ....I tried a jet pack once...

AllMight: A JET PACK???? ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

Aizawa: Nope. I attached it to my sleeping bag for fast transport with a layer of protection.

AllMight: Well...what happened???

Aizawa: I discontinued the jet pack...

Aizawa: because Mic was TERRIFIED.

AllMight: Did he think you'd crash?

Aizawa: No, he thought I looked like a giant caterpillar with rocket boosters.

Mic: Yeah I threatened to break up with him.

Aizawa: he was crying

[writersmorgue]

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