#incorrect call of duty modern warefare 2022

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Y/n: "How did you take down Captain America?."

König (understands the reference): "We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate, and he's an idi-."

Y/n: *proud noises*

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Y/n: "You guys mind if I play some music?."

Price (driving): "No, go ahead."

Y/n: *plugs in aux and plays Pisces by Jinjer*

Price: *enjoying it* "I like it."

Soap: *vibing to it*

Gaz: *also vibing to it*

*1:11 breakdown; if you know you know*

Y/n: *vibing; sings along*

Price: 😳 *speechless*

Soap: 😳 ".... what happened?."

Gaz: 😳

Ghost: "I like it."

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König and puns

Y/n: "Hey König, what did the duck say when the waiter gave him the check?."

König: "What?."

Y/n: "Put it on my bill!. Get it? Cause a duck's beak is called a bill."

König: "Ja, I get it."

Y/n: "How about this one! I lost my mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it!."

König: *holds in laughter*

Y/n: "You're lucky your sniper hood covers your face. I know you like that one!."

König: "Give me another liebe."

Y/n: "Okay, you better laugh at this one! German sausage jokes are just the wurst!."

König: *laughs* "I'm Austrian, but ja, I like that one!."

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König: "I can't see the top of my head, I don't know-."

Y/n: "No one can see the top of your head, except God."

König: *laughs* "Okay."

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Y/n: "Hate to break it to you, but there is NOTHING you can say that'll make me blush, get me flustered, or want to sleep with you. Nothing! "

Soap: "Oh really is that so?." *remembers that Pedro Pascal edit*

Y/n: "That is so!. Nothing you can say!."

Soap: "... What’s your name? How would you like to ride home on a real cowboy?."

Y/n 😳 "What are you-." *takes a few steps back*

Soap: "I got a six pack of cold ones on ice, and my roomie’s out all night. So you can scream my name as loud as you need to, sugar.” *plays Hey Sexy Lady by Shaggy*

Y/n (defeated): "Aaahhhhh... fuck me."

Price (who just walked in): "I'll come back later." *leaves*

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*Soap and Y/n arguing about House of The Dragon*

Soap: "Lucerys should lose an eye for what he did to Aemond!."

Y/n: "Do you hear yourself? Aemond stole a dragon that wasn't his to claim! Attacked his cousins and his half-sister's kids!. I feel like you're forgetting that detail!."

Soap: "He deserved that dragon!. Eye for an eye!."

Y/n: "For fucks sake. Aemond is a little shit anyway! He deserved to lose his eye! Lucerys, Jacaerys, Baela, and Rhaena were acting in self defense!."

Soap: "Aemond is next in line to be king!."

Y/n: "No he isn't!."

Ghost: "Fucking hell! Shut up both of you!."

Y/n and Soap sit in silence, while Ghost continues to read his book.

Y/n: "OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT! AEMOND ISN'T GONNA BE KING!."

Soap: *angry Scottish noises* "YES HE IS!."

Ghost: "Fucking hell!." *leaves*

Price (walks pass the room hearing the commotion between Y/n and Soap): "Aegon is heir to the throne!."

Y/n: "THANK YOU!."

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Shepherd: "You two have been in this evidence locker for—Hey!."

Y/n: "What?!? Nothing." *pushes Soap away*

Shepherd: "Nothing? You were just making out with MacTavish."

Soap: "Ah, there's that candy bar wrapper I was looking for. Oh, Y/n, what are you doing here?."

Shepherd: "Now I understand why nothing gets done on this base. The sargeants are too busy frenching with each other, but you know what? Your little honeymoon is over! 'Cause as long as I'm here, you two are done! And I'm gonna be here a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long—Oh, this is a heart attack. This right here, this is a heart attack. Ooh, it's a big one. Ooh, ooh, ooh." *falls onto a pile of boxes*

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Graves (hiding in the bathroom): "Y/n's been fucking around with the taser, and I'm really scared they're gonna hit me with it." *opens door* "Y/n?!."

Y/n: "What?."

Graves: "Do you have the taser?."

Y/n: "Pika pika." *holds out and turns on taser* "Chu!." *approaches Graves*

Graves: *high-pitched scream*

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Soap: "You've been in there 5 times, what are you gonna do? Annoy him into talking?."

Y/n: *sarcastic laugh*

*interrogation room*

Y/n: "2,3,4." *plays guitar very badly and screams*

*sometime later*

Y/n (leaves interrogation room): "Didn't work." *hands guitar to Price*

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Price, Gaz, Ghost, and Soap: *slowly turn their heads towards Y/n*

Y/n: *stares back at them with a wide smile; then turns their head forward*

Price: "I think they snapped."

Soap: "From what??."

Price: "Hard to tell."

Gaz: "Should we be worried?."

Ghost: "Yes."

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Rudy: "Oh my god, Y/n look! Roaches!."

Y/n: *screams; jumps on desk* "Ew Rudy, kill them with whatever cologne you're wearing!."

Rudy: "I can't, they're moving too fast. I can't kill them! It's pandemonium!."

Y/n: "If I die, turn my tweets into a book!."

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Y/n: "The auction for..." *pulls out a suitcase*

Soap: "The suitcase of mystery."

Y/n: "Exactly Johnny, this puppy's been in the lost and found since 1976. No one alive today knows its contents. I'm happy to say Captain Price has finally given me permission to auction it off!."

Soap: "I'll let you give me a spray tan! Any shade you want!."

Y/n: "Soap willing to sacrifice his dignity. Who can top it?."

Rudy: "Massage!. I'll give you a massage!."

Y/n: "Rudy, going in the wrong direction, and getting himself disqualified. Interesting approach. Orange Soap! Going once! Going twice."

Ghost: "I'll show you a picture of me in high school. No mask."

Y/n: "Oooh, Ghost coming in hot! Ghost coming in hot!."

Soap: "I'll also give you full control of my hair and wardrobe."

Graves: "I'll go on a date with you!."

Y/n: "Sold! To Soap, not to Graves, that really freaked me out, and I just want this to end now."

Soap: "Wooo!."

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Rudy: "😔 No matter what I do, no one from 141 wants to be friends with me."

Y/n: "Yeah, I literally can't relate to that problem at all, but you know who no one likes!?. Hey Graves!."

Graves: "First of all how dare you 😐."

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Y/n: *footsteps* "What happened to him?."

Ghost: "It died."

**** years later ****

Y/n: "What's that?."

Ghost: "Dead."

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Y/n: "I got a serious medical condition."

Soap (laughs): "Yes, you are a compulsive liar."

Y/n: "No need to be like that! Gaz, have I ever lied to you??."

Gaz: "I hardly know you."

Y/n: "Exactly!."

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Soap: "Price banned headphones in the office due to the Y/n incident."

Y/n listening to music, and dancing, while Ghost has some guy in a full nelson lock, while him and Gaz are calling out for Y/n

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