#incorrect chimney

[incorrectbuckandeddie]

Buck: I just wanted to let you all know that I have a boyfriend.

Hen: Congrats Buck!

Chimney: Wait let us guess! Does he have brown hair?

Hen: Was he in the army?

Chimney: Does his job involve rescuing people?

Hen: Does he have abs for days?

Chimney: Do we know him?

Buck: How did you two know I was dating Tommy?!

Hen and Chimney: WHAT!

[bellabrady]

incorrect buddie quotes part idk

[babygirl-diaz]

Chimney: Isn't it funny that your baby daddy and your sugar daddy started dating each other? Eddie: I didn't need reminding but thank you

[incorrect911argoship]

*Buck taking charge during a call*

Buck: We're a team, alright? Ride or die.

Eddie: I'd totally ride you.

Buck: What?

Ravi: He said that he'd totally ride you.

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Eddie: I hate him. Chimney: Who? Eddie: Tommy. Hen: I thought he was your new second-best Bestie after Buck? (Eddie watches behind Hen and Chim as Buck greets Tommy with a kiss when he drops by the firehouse) Eddie:...Nope. Changed my mind. Hate him. Hate him with a passion.

[hisbucky]

Buck: People should stop asking me what I like if they're not ready to hear the answer. Chimney, ten-yard stare: Sandwiches. I was asking what you'd like in your sandwich. I didn't need to know that you liked being choked. Eddie, notepad out: Ignore him. Go on, babe.

[iamharryhale]

Buck, Eddie and Chimney: *staring out the window*.

Hen: What are you doing?

Chimney: The tv broke so we’re watching a couple break up across the street.

[buckleydiazincorrect]

Chim: just out of curiosity, do you take constructive criticism?

Buck, tearing up: yes, why?

Eddie: *glares at chim*

Chim: …never mind

[incorrect9-1-1]

Hen: Hey Buck, that shirt you're wearing looks great!

Buck: Thanks Hen!

Chim: But we would bet it would look even better on Eddie's floor.

Eddie: Are you guys hitting on Buck... for me?

[thetangycheesemanwithaplan]

Buck: Me and Eddie are friends with benefits

Chim: Wh-

Hen: What kind of benefits?

Buck: We get to be each other's best friend

Eddie: and Buck cooks for me and Christopher

Buck: I never have to go to the zoo alone

Chim: I don't think that's what that means

Hen: Wait for it

Buck: and don't get me started on the great sex

Hen: There it is

Bobby: I don't think I have a form for this

[eddiebuckley-diaz]

unhinged 911 tweets part 8/?

if you notice the blur from tumblr, no you didn't

and if this flops, i will stop out of embarrassment

[incorrectbuckandeddie]

[bellabrady]

911 characters + tweets part 2

[babygirl-diaz]

Eddie: I bet those big guns are for show. I bet you couldn't even pick me up and carry me to my truck. Chimney: There's no way he's gonna fall for th- Buck: *picking up Eddie in his arms and carrying him to the door* Chimney: Oh, you have got to be kidding me. Eddie: *waving over Buck's shoulder* Bye Chim! See you tomorrow!

[incorrect911argoship]

Chim, bursting into Eddie's room: I’m getting married today!

Eddie, on his bed with the covers up to his chin: Morning Chim.

Chim: I’M GETTING MARRIED! TODAY!

Eddie: Yeah, you are. Let me get dressed and I'll join you.

Chim: OK! WOO-HOO!

Buck, popping his head out from under the covers: Do you think he knew I was here?

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Tommy(opens his door to see Chimney):...Chim! Chimney: I'm here purely on business, Tommy, as a representative of Firehouse 118, as well as Maddie Buckley. Tommy: What? Chimney: Word is, that you've started dating one Evan Buckley. Tommy: I have - am - yes. Chimney: OK, then. [Chimney lifts up a large, FULL binder and presents it to Tommy]...Here's everything you need to know. Allergies, likes, dislikes, unhealthy hang-ups, what to do when he gets in his "Sad Puppy" Mood, how to handle him in his "Excited Zoomies" Mood, how to handle him when he's pissed off, facts about his family - and yes, those two do tend to coincide - Tommy: Chimney - Chimney: - As well as written and signed statements from nearly everyone in his life - including one from Jee-Yun, whose statement I typed out, but she signed in crayon - that they will hunt you down and kill you if you hurt him in any way. Tommy(takes the binder): OK...? Chimney(stares at him for another moment, then smiles): - Happy for you, dude! {claps Tommy on the shoulder, then turns and leaves]