#incorrect classic who quotes

[moonah-rose]

Jo, in front of the mirror: Okay. You can do this. Just look him in the eye and tell him you're gay.

Jo: Master?

The Master: Yes, my dear?

Jo: You're gay.

[sacha-da-1]

The Valeyard to the Sixth Doctor during the trial: “You are not a clown. You are the entire circus.”

[wispedvellichor]

Starting Classic!Who thinking all the hype about it was mostly nostalgia but the first ep is basically like

Teacher: What's up with Susan Foreman?

*cue 10 minute montage of unfiltered Susan Foreman autism*

One: Heeheehoho im gonna electrocute a teacher ‼️‼️

Susan: Grandpa no!!

One: *Kidnaps teacher*

[side-shuffling-hyperfixations]

Sixth Doctor, in a cell: What about my rights?! You’re supposed to say I have the right to remain silent! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!

Peri, in the cell next to him: You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.

[mothmanyeetus]

Welcome to hell where I make cringe this time it’s

Doctor Who x TF2 quotes time

(Yes I asked Reddit for these, shh)

[sundry-whovengerslocked]

y'all poll, doctor who edition, part 4 (source)

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4

Sarah Jane knows everything, lol. also this makes it even funnier

bit of a mixed bag, this one.

sorry if some of the classic companions are a bit ooc, I only know them from their appearances in New Who but wanted to include them.

I would like to do a part 5 with the more obscure 1-2 episode companions like tree lady and Astrid and Lady Christina, or family members like the Temple-Nobles and Jackie Tyler, but most of the responses I have saved from the tags aren't very British. I had trouble as it is avoiding everyone using y'all, haha! so I'll leave it up to anyone else to try.

tag list: (sorry if you don't watch Doctor Who and therefore don't understand, I hope you at least feel included!)

@thesternest

@ashesinthewritten

@buttlerina

@theladyjssem

@emflusterseasily

@raydioactivegeorg

@the-heroes-and-the-bees

@aflairforthedramatics

@puppycatpawprint

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Ted: Do you know what the question I'm asked most often is?

Emma: "Will you please leave the premises"?

[unrenderedfuture]

Theta: “Headmaster I need to change advisors, Lord Borusa is extremely homophobic towards me and my boyfriend, Koschei. He will not let us sit together.”

Headmaster: “I find that hard to believe Mr. Theta considering he’s the gayest Professor we have on tenure.”

Borusa: “LORD HEADMASTER, MY WORTH ON THIS FACULTY IS NOT MEASURED BY-”

Headmaster: “Lord Borusa you are the only person here who has not even dated a Timelady.”

Borusa: “….”

Borusa: “I simply did not want to bother our *lovely Timeladies* and their grace. They work very hard for our planets continuance. I respect them very much….from a distance…”

Headmaster: “….”

Borusa: “….”

Theta: 🤨

Headmaster: “Exactly, anyways, Theta Sigma have you considered-

[ilovemedia]

Sarah: im starting to regret showing you how to work that blender

4 drinking toast: why on earth would you say that

[megline]

Romana: this is the most embarrassing thing I've ever done!

The Doctor: what a boring life you have!

[moonah-rose]

Three: You managed to escape the Master?! That must have taken some serious cunning!

Jo: Oh it certainly did!

-flashback to Jo in a cell-

Jo: Can I go outside?

The Master: Just be back by bedtime.

Jo: Okay! *walks out unlocked door*

[grxygreenrain]

Doctor Who Incorrect Quotes

Doctor Who Incorrect Quotes – << Pt. 13 >>

[meetmebehindthemall-13]

Jo: Have you heard of Murphy’s law? The one where if something can go wrong, it will go wrong? Three: Yeah, I have. Jo: Have you heard of Cole’s law? Three: Is this a joke about coleslaw? Jo: …maybe.

[sessa23]

Villian: Oh, look who's back. I thought I smelled failure.

Jo Grant: Then you must be sniffing yourselves! *Turns to the Master*Good, right?

The Master: For you.

[mothmanyeetus]

It’s time…

**Doctor Who X TF2 Pt. 2**

These are the last of the quotes I was given but I can always find more if you guys want a 3rd part!

[batfamhyperfixation]

Jason, looking at Roy: aren't we all at least a bit homo

Interviewer: ah yes because we are all homo sapiens, I get what you did there

Jason, confused: no I meant when I look at dudes I have gay thoughts