Fives: *fires a blaster in the room*
Echo: THIS IS WHY REX DOESNT FUCKIN LOVE YOU
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Anakin: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Cody...
Obi-Wan: As you should be.
Anakin: No, for real, he is kind of-
Obi-Wan As. You. Should. Be.
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Maul: Skywalker has been groomed to become Sidious's new apprentice.
Ahsoka: Nu-uh.
Maul: The fuck you mean "Nu-uh"?!
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Padme: did you know Obi wan gives Cody flowers every single morning?
Anakin:…yes?
Padme: why don’t you do that :(
Anakin:..
Anakin: d-do you want me too?
Padme: YES Ani!
-the next day-
Cody, staring at the flowers is Anakin offering him: why the hell are you doing this?
Anakin: I don’t get it either just take them-
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in another universe palpatine was exposed by wine drunk dooku calling obi-wan to complain about his boss
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Palpatine: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Bail: Nope.
Dooku: No, absolutely not.
Yoda: Hope it sucks, I do, whatever you’re going through.
Maul: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Mace Windu: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Fox: I can’t wait to go to your funeral knowing that I could have changed that outcome.
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Based on this video/meme
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Crosshair: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Hunter, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
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Plo: Fox, you have trauma
Fox: I think you mean humor
Kit: Fox, you need therapy
Fox: …
Fox: See this is how I know you don’t have trauma because trauma gives you character aaaand you’re trying to take that away
Mace: We’re not trying to take away anything. We’re just trying to resolve the issue of you consistently stunning any Jedi when startled
Fox: …
Fox: that’s a fair point
Yoda: Same thing to Anakin, we did
Obi-wan: Though his was because he almost went berserk on everyone
Mace: same thing
Quinlan: mmmmm it’s not the same
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go big or go home.
based on this post.
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Cody: What’s something you guys are better than Anakin at?
Obi-Wan: Mario Kart.
Rex: Yeah, video games.
Ahsoka: Emotional vulnerability.
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Rex: infiltration squad will sneak in-
Hardcase: and blow it up
Rex: ...no. you'll sneak in, gather the needed intel-
Fives: then blow it up
Rex: No. You will relay what you find-
Jesse: ...then blow it up?
Rex: THIS ISNT A KARKING DEMOLITION JOB!!
Hardcase: ...but... what if it was??
Rex: ...I give up.
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Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras
Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app
Tech: *taps the screen*
Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in
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Cody: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Cody: *Aggressively throws water bottles*
Obi-Wan: Uh... what's up with him?
Wooley: He is trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Cody: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Waxer, getting emotional: It's working.
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Obi-Wan: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don't have feelings for Senator Amidala.
Anakin: [looking lovingly at Padme across the room] I don't have feelings for Senator Amidala.
Obi-Wan: Anakin, you are nowhere near my eyes.
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anakin, waking up: ah, damn, what time is it?
ahsoka: it’s about 3 am, you hungry?
anakin: hell yeah let’s go eat
rex, on the cusp of breaking down: general you just woke up from a coma, why do you two aLWAYS DO THIS-
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[after obi-wan was captured by seps]
cody: general! are you hurt? how did you escape?
obi-wan: i'm fine, cody. i managed to trick the torture droid.
cody: how?
obi-wan: i convinced it i have a pain kink and would therefore enjoy any torture.
the rest of the 212th: [stunned silence]
cody: ...do you though?
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