#incorrect cod mw quotes

[princessdimondheart]

Y/N: pspspsps

König: *walks over* are you trying to call a cat to you?

Y/N: no, but what I tried to call did come to me. :)

König: ???

König: ….

König: !!

König: 😳

Y/N: *giggles*

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[witchthewriter]

Gaz: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Soap: Weak. I sleep with a gun.

Y/N: You’re both pathetic

Soap: What do YOU sleep with?

Y/N: Simon.

[141wh0re]

Incorrect COD Quotes ft. Y/N

Ghost, watching you eat in the infirmary after getting hurt on a mission: is it.. good?

Y/n, shoveling mouthfuls of slop: not at all.

Price: .. but you're eating it like it's the second coming of food.

Y/n: right now, this mystery slop is Jesus Christ and I'm the Romans.

Soap: I'll be judas!

*collective gasp from Gaz & Y/n*

Gaz: the ultimate betrayal.

Ghost, whispering to Price: is it too late to pull the plug?

Price: she literally just woke up, Ghost.

Ghost: meant on all of em.

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[your-local-jedi-commander]

CoD x reader y/n incorrect quotes!!! Pt. 2

Part 2 letsgooo

König: so you like cats?

Y/n: yeah…

König: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

Ghost: no one can hurt me if I’m cold and detached and not emotionally invested in anyone

Y/n: hi :)

Ghost: *sweating* oh fuck…

Ghost: name one thing you wanna try in the bedroom

Y/n: seeing you get a full 8 hours of sleep

Y/n: can you at least try to see things from my perspective??

Ghost: *crouches down*

König: *kneels down*

Soap: *sits down on a chair*

Y/n: I hate you all

Ghost, stroking Y/n’s hair: you’re so tiny and adorable

Y/n: I could kill you in your sleep

Ghost, with love in his eyes: I know

[harveywritings92]

Soap: How’s Ghost’s head?

R/n, annoyed: Still full of bullshit.

Soap:...

R/n: Oh... You meant when he walked into that flag pole this morning. He’s fine.

Soap: …

R/n: Why are you still staring for?...(looks over her shoulder) Oh crap, is he behind me?

{Ghost is sitting on the chair next to her with out his mask on.)

Simon, flatly: No. I’m beside you...

R/n, jumps away shocked: Ahhh! 

{The reader is so used to seeing Ghost with his mask on, she often forgets what Simon looks like. Also the reason the reader is acting so catty is because Ghost stood her up on a date, he didn’t mean to. A female recruit who was after him, tricked Ghost into helping her with some tasks knowing full well he had a date with R/n. Long story short, the recruit tried to make a move and Ghost tore her down a few pegs in front of everyone. He tried to apologize to R/n for missing their date but she was giving him the cold shoulder so he’s basically following her around like a lost puppy...]

[PART 2]

[imaginesheaven]

Funny moment with TF 141

*on the way to the mission in the car*

(Y/N): *turns on music*

(Y/N): *sings* Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want

Gaz: *joins you* So tell me what you want, what you really, really want

(Y/N): I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah

Soap, Gaz & (Y/N): If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends

Ghost: *sits between singing Gaz and Soap* …

Soap, Gaz & (Y/N): Make it last forever, friendship never ends

Ghost: … I really want to get out …

Price: *drives* Sorry, buddy, (Y/N) won the bet.

Ghost: …

Soap, Gaz & (Y/N): If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give! Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is!

Ghost: … *tries not to cry*

[sleepyconfusedpotato]

Alex : Heard you died in a tank in South America.

Graves : What else you heard?

Alex : ...

Farah : ...

Alex : That you're a son of a bitch.

Farah : That you're a massive cunt, to quote Kyle.

Alex : Ghost has a throwing knife target practice with your face on it.

Farah : The captain told me to never trust a smug looking bastard.

Alex : And that you're a genocidal maniac so that's wHaT elSe i hEaRD.

[mandofury]

Soap: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way outta this one Lt.

Ghost: *reloads weapon*

Ghost: Manslaughter it is

[hunterbunter3000]

Gaz, sighing: I want someone.

141 Sweetheart: Romantically?

Gaz: Hope that was obvious.

141 Sweetheart, chuckling and getting up to walk away: Just go see some of the rookies. You're quite the lady killer over there!

Gaz: Hm. Good to know. But I don't want them.

Gaz, eyes following her figure: I want you.

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Lil Bonus!

141 Sweetheart: Whatcha say, Gaz?

Embarrassed Gaz: NOTHING I SAID NOTHING

[andaniellight]

can’t bring soap anywhere tbh

[Later, back in base]

Soap: we’re baaack 😅 here’s our food! 😄✨ let’s eat, let’s eat ! ! !

Price:

Gaz:

Ghost:

Price & Gaz, turning to Ghost: why is the back of his head bleeding- did you guys get ambushed-

Ghost: he fucked around and found out, don’t worry about it

[princessdimondheart]

Y/N: Is that my mug?

Ghost: ….

Ghost: no.

Y/N: ….but it’s pink with flowers

Ghost: …no.

Y/N: ….

Ghost: …..

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[witchthewriter]

Y/N: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve. Gaz: I think you mean cards. *Y/N, pulling knives out of their sleeves* Y/N: No, I do not.

[stumisstability]

Soap: away n’ bile yer heid!

Ghost: English, Johnny!

Soap: sorry sir, lemme translate; Go fuck yourself.

Ghost: ok, I will go fuck myself. You wanna watch or something?

Soap: Steamin’ Jesus...

[your-local-jedi-commander]

CoD X reader y/n incorrect quotes!!! pt. 1

Oh shit. Here we go again…

Ghost, texting: sorry I can’t hangout, my wife just gave birth

Soap: you’ve known the baby for one day and you’ve known me for years??? But ok whatever

Y/n: how do tall people sleep? Wouldn’t their feet go right past the blanket?

König: Schatz, it’s 3 in the morning

Y/n: you can’t sleep?

König:

Y/n: is it the blanket?

Y/n, trying to open a jar: fucking shit lid!

Price: I wonder where they got that from…

Ghost: from the fucking fridge!

Y/n, at the police station: hi! I’m here for my boyfriend

Officer: full name?

Y/n: …ah, you must be new

Computer: please enter a password

Soap: *types in Y/n*

Computer: your password is too weak

Soap: how fucking DARE YOU-

I will post more later so stay tuned <3

[harveywritings92]

R/n, calling Ghost from a payphone: Um...Is Ghost there?

Soap, who answered Ghost’s phone: Only when he has to be. Who’s asking?

R/n, reluctantly: His ….friend, R/n.

Soap, skeptical that she’s telling the truth: Ha! Ghost doesn’t have any friends. Only people he hasn’t pissed off yet. Nice try lass!

R/n: No, wait I’m not lying! I know his real name!? it’s Si- *Soap hangs up* {R/n sees a gray van that had been tailing her turn the corner, she quickly runs for it.}

[Soap snickering as Ghost enters the office.]

Ghost: What’s so funny?

Soap: Some stupid prank caller, R/n or somethin’ said she knew ye.

{Ghost froze thinking he misheard...]

Ghost, eye twitches: You answered my phone...

Soap: Don’t worry told her bugger off.

Ghost, yanks Soap out of his chair by the shirt: You did WHAT?!

Soap, startled: w-What?

[Ghost angerly drops Johnny and immediately grabs his phone and tries to call back the payphone’s number.]

Ghost: C’mon...C’mon Doll, pick up...pick up for me darlin.

{He hangs up and calls back a few times as Soap watches on confused.]

Soap: W-wait, that lass wasn’t joking she really is yer friend?

Ghost: Shut up Johnny! …(Throws his phone) Dammit! Did she say something?

Soap: No, she just asked for you. What’s going on?

Ghost: You may have just gotten my fucking wife killed! that’s what’s going on! (Storms out of his office.)

{Soap stares at him gobsmacked as his brain short circuits.}

Soap, sputtering: Whawheae... WHAT!? SINCE WHEN WERE YE MARRIED?!

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[HERES PT 2!]

[imaginesheaven]

Disclaimer: My Spanish is very bad so please bear with me *haha*

(Y/N): Hola!

Alejandro: Hola!

Rudy: Hola!

(Y/N): Come estas?

Rudy: Bien, gracias. Y tu?

(Y/N): Muy bien, gracias!

Alejandro: Estás listo? (Are you ready?)

(Y/N): … *panics* … Si?

Ghost: …

Alejandro: *confused*

Rudy: Me entiendes? (Can you understand me?)

(Y/N): … *panics even more* Si?

Alejandro: Todo bien? (Is everything okay?)

Ghost: … *stares at you*

(Y/N): … *sweats profoundly* … mhm…

Alejandro: …

Rudy: …

Ghost: …

(Y/N): … No hablo español… (I don’t speak Spanish)

*deafening silence*

Rudy: You could have just said that. We speak English.

Alejandro: *laughs*

(Y/N): *tearing up* I’M SORRY! I GOT SCARED!

Ghost: *pats your shoulder*

Soap: *snickering*