Himiko: You know, I really wish you’d just admit you made a mistake sometimes.
Kokichi, stirring his coffee: I prefer it with salt.
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the naegi siblings bully byakuya
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Spy: *about Medic and Heavy* My god, would you two just get a room already?
Heavy: Excuse me, Spy?
Spy: You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everybody else's misery. So seriously, when's the wedding?
Medic: ...
Engineer: I ship it.
Spy: CAN YOU NOT?
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ROXY: hrngg beuitiful buftch womn…
ROXY: nevermind thas kazuichy from dangenronpa 2. I Fuckt Up, Boy
DAVE: whats danganronpa
DIRK: Sometimes I forget that your world ended in 2009.
ROXY: shrek meme voise They Dont Evn Have Komeada
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Rantaro: How long do you think it'll take?
Kokichi: I don’t know, three or four.
Rantaro: Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months?
Kokichi: Yeah, maybe five.
Rantaro: Five what?!
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Kyoko: The present tense of regret is indecision.
Byakuya: The future tense of fear is either comedy or tragedy.
Makoto: And the past tense of toast is toasted!
Source: Welcome to Night Vale ("Eternal Scouts")
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