#incorrect desenfrenadas

[incorrectdesenfrenadas]

Carlota: *insults Vera*

Vera: *gasps* That hurts my feelings!

Carlota: *scoffs* We all know you’re dead inside

Vera:

Vera: Good point, but still

[incorrect-juliantina]

Hi, I’m back!

It’s been a while since I’ve posted on this account so thank you for those of you who still follow me! I truly appreciate y’all 

Due to the certain circumstances going on the world (*coughs* coronavirus), I plan on posting more incorrect quotes! I’m also planning on creating another blog about the Netflix Original “Unstoppable”/”Desenfrenadas“ so if you’re into that let me know!

But for now, enjoy some gay content and be safe!

con amor,

Val

[somos-desenfrenadas]

Vera: Marcela has a good heart.

Carlota: Yes, I’ve noticed you staring at her good heart.

[flurry-of-beaus-pop-pop]

WLW/NBLW Relationship Master List:

I am literally always struggling to find WLW/NBLW content, so I decided to put together a list of every WLW/NBLW Relationship I could find! There is a lot on here, and has been organized into Television, Movies, and Webseries. If there is anything that isn’t on this list, please shoot me a message and I’ll make sure to add it! I’ll also make sure to update it if I find anything else that isn’t on the list! These are in no particular order and if spelling is incorrect, I apologize. I did my best to find correct spellings of shows/characters in different languages

UPDATE: I also added the link to this in my bio so you don’t have to scroll through my whole blog to find it. 

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Television:

Em Familia - Clara and Marina

Emmerdale - Vanessa and Charity

Grey’s Anatomy - Callie and Erica

Grey’s Anatomy - Callie and Arizona

Grey’s Anatomy - Arizona and Carina

Grey’s Anatomy - Callie and Penny

Grey’s Anatomy - Arizona and Leah

Grey’s Anatomy/Station 19 - Carina and Maya

Hockey Girls - Lorena and Flor

Las Estrellas - Flor and Jazmin

Perdona Nuestros Pecados - Barbara and Mercedes

Amar En Tiempos Revueltos/#Luimelia - Luisita and Amelia

Amar A Muerta - Juliana and Valentina

Jane The Virgin - J.R. and Petra

Jane The Virgin - Luisa and Rose

Rote Rosen - Isabelle and Eliane

Servir y Proteger - Nacha and Rocio

Servir y Proteger - Nacha and Teresea

Young and the Restless - Mariah and Tessa

The L Word - Bette and Tina

The L Word - Alice and Dana

The L Word - Shane and Carmen

The L Word - Alice and Tasha

The L Word: Generation Q -Bette and Tina

The L Word: Generation Q -Natalie and Alice (and sometimes Gigi)

The L Word: Generation Q -Sophie and Dani

The L Word: Generation Q - Sophie and Finley

The L Word: Generation Q - Bette and Gigi

The L Word: Generation Q - Dani and Gigi

Atypical - Casey and Izzie

Orphan Black - Cosima and Delphine

Gentleman Jack - Anne and Ann

Vis a Vis - Macarana and Estefania

Vis a Vis - Macarana and Zulema

Killing Eve - Eve and Villanelle

Dickinson - Emily and Sue

SKAM France - Lola and Maya

SKAM Spain - Cris and Joana

Legends of Tomorrow - Sara and Ava

Home And Away - Alex and Willow

Shortland Street - Nicole and Maeve

100 Dias Para Enamorarse - Juan and Emma

Four More Shots Please! - Umang and Samara

Lip Service - Frankie and Cat

Sense8 - Nomi and Amanita

Gentrified - Ana and Yessika

Gypsy - Diane (Jean) and Sydney

One Day At A Time - Elena and Syd (Syd identifies as non-binary)

Trinkets - Elodie and Sabine

Faking It - Amy and Karma

South of Nowhere - Spencer and Ashley

Dead To Me - Judy and Michelle

Sjukt Oklar - Ellen and Vera

The Bold Type - Kat and Adena

Motherland: Fort Salem - Raelle and Scylla

Operacion Pacifico - Paula and Valeria

Desenfrenadas - Marcela and Vera

Utopia Falls - Brooklyn and Sage

Nurses - Ashley and Caro

Demain Nous Appartient - Sara and Roxane

Demain Nous Appartient - Sandrine and Morgane

Acacias 38 - Camino and Maite

El Embarcadero - Alejandra and Veronica

Orange is the New Black - Alex and Piper

Lucifer - Maze and Eve

The Originals - Freya and Keelin

Mi Familia Perfecta - Megan and Genesis

Saving Hope - Sydney and Maggie

Rookie Blue - Gail and Holly

San Junipero (Black Mirror) - Kelly and Yorki

You Me Her - Emma and Izzy

Wentworth - Be a and Allie

Wentworth - Frankie and Bridgett

Lost Girl - Bo and Lauren

Lost Girl - Bo and Tasmin

The Fosters - Stef and Lena

Exes and Ohs - Jennifer and Sam

Runaways - Karolina and Nico

Black Lightning - Anissa and Grace

Pretty Little Liars - Emily and Allison

Pretty Little Liars - Emily and Paige

Once Upon A Time - Ruby and Dorthy

Once Upon A Time - Tilly and Robin

Riverdale - Cheryl and Toni

Wyonna Earp - Waverly and Nicole

Feel Good - Mae and George

One Mississippi - Tig and Kate

She’s Gotta Have It - Nola and Opal

Control Z - Alex and Gabriela

Tommy - Tommy and Kiley

Twenties

Boardwalk Empire - Angela and Mary

Hart of Dixie - Crickett and Jaysene

Deadwood - Joanie and Jane

Heroes - Claire and Gretchen

Army Wives - Nicole and Charlie

Skins - Emily and Naomi

The Good Wife - Kalinda and Lana

Bomb Girls - Betty and Kate

Bomb Girls - Betty and Teresea

Black Sails - Max and Eleanor

Black Sails - Max and Anne

Janet King - Janet and Ashleigh

Stitchers - Amanda and Camille

The Bastards of Pizzofalcone - Alex and Rosario

For The People - Kate and Anya

Legacies - Josie and Penelope

Vida - Emma and Cruz

Batwoman - Kate and Sophie

Batwoman - Sophie and Ryan

Batwoman - Pamela and Renee

Alles Was Zahlt - Ina and Chiara

Schloss Einstein - Cacilia and Leni

Glee - Brittany and Santana

The 100 - Lexa and Clarke

Girl/Girl Scene 

Buffy The Vampire Slayer - Willow and Tara

Sugar Rush - Kim and Saint

Umbrella Academy - Vanya and Sissy

9-1-1 - Henrietta and Karen

Supergirl - Alex and Maggie

Supergirl - Alex and Kelly

Everything Is Going To Be Okay - Matilda and Drea

EastEnders - Iqra and Ash

The Order - Nicole and Lillith

Person of Interest - Sameen and Root

Doctor Who - Vastra and Jenny

Legend of Korra - Korra and Asami

Tipping The Velvet

Fingersmith

Degrassi: The New Class - Zoe and Rasha

Hannibal - Dr. Alanna Bloom and Margot Verger

Vernon Subutex - La Hyene and Anais

Dates - Erica and Kate

Sex Education - Ola and Lily

Sos Mi Hombre - Brenda and Marisa

Teenage Bounty Hunters - April and Sterling

Coronation Street - Kate and Rana

Coronation Street - Sophie and Sian

Charmed - Mel and Ruby

Charmed - Mel and Niko

Merry Happy Whatever - Kayla and Kirsten

Agua de mar - Gabi and Ariana

In The Dark - Jess and Vanessa

In The Dark - Jess and Sterling

Euphoria - Rue and Jules

Almost Family - Amanda and Edie

Haunting of Bly Manor - Dani and Jamie

Little Voice - Prisha and Ananya

Cable Girls - Carlota and Sara

The Wilds - Shelby and Toni

Druck - Kieu My and Fatou

Everything Sucks - Emaline and Kate

Critical Role - Beauregard Lionett and Yasha Nydoorin

Los Vecinos en Guerra  -Valeria and Augustina

Haunting of Hill House - Theo and Trish

Guiding Light - Olivia and Natalia

Los Hombres de Paco - Pepa and Silva

La Casa de Las Flores - Paulina and Maria Jose

Madre  Solo Hay Dos - Ana and Mariana

Ginny and Georgia - Max and Sophie

Nancy Drew - Bess and Lisbeth

Nancy Drew - Bess and Odette

Nancy Drew - Bess and Addy

New Amsterdam - Lauren Bloom and Leyla Shinwari

Mythic Quest - Rachel and Dana

Feel Good - Mae and George

Genera+ion - Greta and Riley

Elite - Rebeka and Mencia

Hacks - Ava and Ruby

Mare of Easttown - Siobhan and Anne

This Way Up - Shona and Charlotte

Republic of Sarah - AJ and Alex

The A List - Alex and Petal

Eden - Scout and Hedwig

Never Have I Ever - Fabiola and Eve

The Owl House - Luz and Amity

She-Ra and the Princess Power

For All ManKind - Ellen and Pam

Control Z - Claudia and Maria

Daughter From Another Mother - Mariana and Elena

Daughter From Another  Mother - Ana and Mariana

Project Blue Book - Mimi and Susie

Haunting of Bly Manor - Dani and Jamie

The Morning Show - Bradley and Laura

See - Haniwa and Wren

NCIS: Hawaii - Lucy and Kate

A Million Little Things - Katherine and Shanice

Harlem - Tye and Anna

Harlem - Quinn and Isabela

Greys Anatomy - Kai and Amelia (Kai identifies as non-binary)

The Sex Lives of College Girls - Leighton and Alicia

Shrill - Fran and Emily

4400 - Keisha and Jessica

4400 - Keisha and Soraya

The Wheel of Time - Moiraine and Siuan

Queens - Jill and Tina

Queens - Jill and Alicia

Degrassi Next Generation - Paige and Alex

Yellowjackets - Taissa and Vanessa

Yellowjackets - Taissa and Simone

All Rise - Lisa and Georgia

All Rise - Ness and Sam

Rebelde - Andi and Emilia

Vigil - Amy and Kirsten

Army Wives - Nicole and Charlie

The Librarians - Cassandra and Estrella

Call the Midwife - Patsy and Delia

GLOW - Yolanda and Arthie

Buffy the Vampire - Willow and Kennedy

NCIS New Orleans - Tammy and Eva

NCIS New Orleans - Tammy and Kara

Home and Away - Charlie and Joey

Pretty Little Liars - Emily and Maya

Defiance - Kenya and Stahma

Killjoys - Aneela and Delle Seyah

Legend of the Seeker - Cara and Dahlia

Spartacus - Lucretia and Gaia

Spartucus - Saxa and Belesa 

Mistresses - Jess and Alex

Murdoch Mysteries - Emily and Lillian 

Nikki & Nora - Nikki and Nora

Primeval New World - Toby and Natalie

Punky Brewster (2021) - Cherie and Lauren

Queen Sugar - Nova and Chantal

Queen Sugar - Nova and Octavia

Salem - Mary and Tituba

Shadowhunters - Aline and Helen

Shadowhunters - Ollie and Samantha

Strange Empire - Kat and Isabelle

True Blood - Tara and Naomi

True Blood - Tara and Pam

Witches of East End - Joanna and Alex

Wonderfalls - Sharon and Beth

Cobra Kai - Moon and Piper

Diary of a Future President - Camila and Danielle

Dollface - Stella and Liv

Astrid and Lily Save The World - Lily and Candace

First Kill - Juliette and Calliope

Love Victor - Lake and Lucy

A League of Their Own - Carson and Greta

A League of Their Own - Max and Esther

A League of Their Own - Max and Leah

A League of Their Own - Jo and Flo

A League of Their Own - Vi and Edie

Degrassi: The Next Generation - Imogen and Fiona

Willow - Kit and Jade

Sleep With Me - Harry and Luna

Nevertheless - Sol and Jiwan

The Confessions of Frannie Langton - Frannie and Marguerite 

Warrior Nun - Beatrice and Ava

Good Trouble - Alice and Sumi

Movies

 Saving Face

Girl King

The Half Of It

Loving Annabelle

Bloomington

Show Me Love

Room in Rome

The Handmaiden

Aimee and Jaguar

Heartland

Happy End

More Beautiful For Having Been Broken

All About E

Liz in September

A Perfect Ending

Below Her Mouth

Blue is the Warmest Color

Concussion

Let It Snow

Lez Bomb

The Feels

Alto

Booksmart

Elena Undone

GirlTrash: All Night Long

I Can’t Think Straight

Kiss Me

The Miseducation of Cameron Post

Rent

Snapshots

The World Unseen

Tell It To The Bees

Imagine Me and You

Portrait of a Lady on Fire

Vita and Virginia

My Days of Mercy

Disobedience

Heart Beats Loud

A Million Happy Nows

Princess Cyd

Signature Move

Almost Adults

Carol

Stuff

Anatomy of a Love Scene

But I’m A Cheerleader

La Luciernaga

Idle Thoughts

Thelma

Lost and Delirious

Rafiki 

Camp Belvidere

City of Trees

Nina’s Heavenly Delights

Desert Hearts

Reaching for the Moon

Summerland

La Belle Saison 

Colette

Becks

Better Than Chocolate

Gia

The Guest House

Duck Butter

Desperadas

Show Me Love/Fucking Amal

Elisa y Marcela

Seasons of Love (2019)

Liberty’s Secret

Kissing Jessica Stein

Professor Marston and the Wonder Woman

Itty Bitty Titty Committee

DEBS

The Favorite

AWOL

Freelancers Anonymous

Bombshell

Boys on the Side

Yes or No

Yes or No 2

Yes or No 2.5

The Incredible Story of Two Girls in Love

The Chinese Botanist’s Daughter

Atomic Blonde

Frida

It’s In The Water

Wild Nights with Emily

Ana e Vitoria

Four Faced Liar 

All About Them 

Secret Diaries of Miss Anne Lister

And Then Came Lola

Jamie and Jessie Are Not Together

Seeking Dolly Parton

Summerland

Good Kisser

Route of Acceptance

Bittersweet Symphony

Take Me For A Ride

Reaching For The Moon

The Ring Thing

The Truth About Jane

If These Walls Could Talk 2

Room in Rome

Anchor and Hope

Mercy’s Girl

Bonnie and Bonnie

Freeheld

Happiest Season

A Date For Mad Mary

Bound

Ammonite

The Prom

My Summer Of Love

High Art

The Affair

Shiva Baby

In The Heights 

Fear Street 1994/1978/1666

The Perfectionist

Christmas at the Ranch

Shiva Baby

Heatwave

Crush

The Incredibly True Story of Two Girls in Love

Gray Matters

The Watermelon Woman

Pariah

Kill For Me

Girl Play

The Gymnast

You Can Live Forever

Do Revenge

When Time Got Louder

My First Summer

The Fallout 

Love Tech

Webseries:

Girls Like Magic

The Fortnight

BIFL

Carmilla

All For One

The Stripper

A Melhor Amiga de Novia

Anne+

Just Another Love Story

Kontrolla

Gay Victorian Affair

LA Web Series

Twenty

Starting From Now

Barbelle

Haunted or Hoax

Addicted to Straight Girls Anonymous

This is Taylor

1 in 10,000

Pot Luck

Queer Ghost Hunters

Gal Pals

Kelsey

Same Same

Her Story

The Solve it Squad

Flunk

March Family Letters

Call Me Katie/Nothing Like The Sun

It’s Complicated

Esconderijo

Septa

Venice the Series - Gina and Ani

GAP the series

Stupid Wife

She Makes My Heart Flutter

Girlfriend Project Day 1

Am I The Only One With Butterflies

RED

[incorrectdesenfrenadas]

Carlota: You remind me of the ocean.

Vera: Because I’m deep and mysterious?

Carlota: No, because you’re salty and you scare people.

[incorrectdesenfrenadas]

[at a fancy cocktail party]

Marcela: I don’t know what to do at these kinds of parties...

Vera: Just follow my lead.

[later]

Vera, raising a wineglass: The economy.

Marcela & Vera: [fake laughter]

[incorrectdesenfrenadas]

Vera: I once stared down at a toaster without getting scared

Vera: I'm pretty much the most hardcore person I know

Rocio: it doesn't count if it was off

Vera: hush your mouth

[incorrectdesenfrenadas]

Hola mi gente! I made another account! I have 2 other accounts which y’all are more than welcome to follow (@nerds-on-the-Tun and @incorrect-juliantina)

For this account, I will be posting incorrect quotes from Netflix’s “Unstoppable/Desenfrenadas”

So feel free to follow!

[somos-desenfrenadas]

Carlota: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Marcela: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Rocío: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

Marcela: But I heard a siren.

Rocío: That was Vera.

Vera: I'm sorry! I panicked!

[somos-desenfrenadas]

Rocío to Vera: How long have you been sleeping with Marcela?

Vera: That's disgusting and wrong. I don't even get- Why would-? I-I never had sex... with anyone, anywhere. It's none of your- You have the n-nerve, the audacity... Marcela is my friend, technically. And she is terrible - face-wise. And how - how - do I know that frankly you're not sleeping with her? Maybe you are. Maybe you're trying to throw me off. Hmm! Check and mate.

[somos-desenfrenadas]

Rocío: I really don't love being den-mother to you three...

Vera & Carlota & Marcela:

Rocío: ... fine, it's like crack to me.

[somos-desenfrenadas]

Rocío: I’m going to need everyone to be straight with each other from now on. No more games.

Vera: I’m always straight.

Carlota: Oh, man, that’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told.

[somos-desenfrenadas]

Rewatching Desenfrenadas and...

Marcela, the most polite carjacker and a whole cinnamon roll: 

“Gracias, eh, por el ride.”

This, after she had them at gunpoint. Like, no shit Marcela, of course they’d give you a ride. Although at least she explains it by saying:

“And sorry about the gun but it was an emergency.”

But then:

Rocío, the most trusting ‘carjackee’ and also a whole cinnamon roll:

“Sí, no te preocupes.”

Then she proceeds to give Marcela their names!

[somos-desenfrenadas]

Carlota: Aww, Rocío did the dishes.

Vera: How do you know I didn't do them?

Carlota: Because once when all the knives were dirty, you cut a bagel with your keys.

[somos-desenfrenadas]

Rocío: I'm a lesbian...

Marcela: 😮

Vera: 😯

Carlota: 😲

Rocío: ...supporter.

[somos-desenfrenadas]

Marcela [to Vera and Carlota]: I know how to settle this.

Rocío: No kickboxing!