Donna: Me and Shaun are off out for tonight! Doctor, you're in charge.
Fourteen: Yes!!
Donna, whispering to Rose: You're secretly in charge.
Rose: Obviously.
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13th Doctor newly regenerated: why are you calling me madam?
Yaz panicking thinking she just misgendered someone: I'm sorry... sir?
13th Doctor not giving it too much thinking and continuing with her regeneration drama: :)
Later that day
13th Doctor looking for a new outfit in the TARDIS, finding out about her new body and going out of the TARDIS where Yaz is waiting: I need new clothes, I'm a woman now, you coming?
Yaz assuming the Doctor is gender fluid: yeah, cool.
And they continued to be mutually confused for an entire regeneration.
Yaz doesn't know when to use each pronoun so she just uses them randomly when speaking about the Doctor. The Doctor is so confused on why she does that at the begining but she doesn't care enough about her gender to correct Yaz. They never ask eachother about it. They just chill.
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river: you're such a pussy
the doctor: i am what i eat
amy, spits out coffee:
rory, swings roman sword:
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“Y’know, Yaz, you really say “WhAt?!” a lot.”
“Y’know, Doctor, you really do a lot of extremely questionable things.”
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Clara: I wish you’d just admit when you’ve made a mistake.
12, stirring tea: I prefer it with salt.
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Dalek: The Doctor's companion that we captured was caught trying to escape! Punish her!
The Master, to Jo: Okay young lady, you're gonna march yourself to the nearest shop and buy me a tin of cigars! *gives her money*
The Master: *checks Dalek is gone*
The Master, giving her more money: And get a little something for yourself, my dear.
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The TARDIS at a newly regenerated 14: thank you for regenerating out side this time, that's so nice of you. I'll take good care of this new regeneration of yours.
Donna: *spills coffee in the console*
The TARDIS: ...
The TARDIS: fuck you, I'm crashing and leaving. I'm done.
15: *hits her with a gigant maze*
The TARDIS: WTF did you just do?
15: I am so sorry
The TARDIS, looking at 15 in the eye: Oh, you will be.
The TARDIS: *proceeds to never take this regeneration anywhere he wants, crashing and leaving (literally ghosting the Doctor) for now on.*
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regulus: james considers you to be one of his best friends
remus: well, i consider james to be insane
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River: there’s a thin line between being a genius and a complete idiot
River: the Doctor and the Master use that line as a jump rope
River: sometimes I do that too
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Sonya, giving the Doctor the ‘sibling/parent/BFF Talk’ : “If Yaz ends up getting hurt in the slightest (emotionally), so help me, I will key that weird box of yours, and worse.”
Doctor: *Thinking about all of her past loves who have been hurt or died*
Doctor: :’’’(
Doctor: “ :’( I’m sorry, Sonya, to be completely honest with you, I can’t even promise you that Yaz will survive :’( ”
Sonya: “WTF?!?!?”
later that night-
Sonya: *keys the TARDIS*
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Bill: I am going to speak to you very vaguely about a problem that I have, and you cannot ask me any questions or details about it.
12: That is my ideal conversation, aside from no conversation, but that feels unlikely.
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