They try to kill each other as foreplay it’s a thing
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Murray looking at Eddie and Steve while they shamelessly flirt: Jesus Christ another one
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Imagine Steve finding out Eddie’s birth name is actually Theodore and he insists on calling him Theodore for a week straight as revenge for the many times Eddie has called him Steven.
Theodore turns to ‘Theodorable’ just to make Eddie roll his eyes, but then he just calls him Theo for a while and Eddie is really growing sick of it. To the point where he’s got Steve pinned to the wall growling in his ear about how “pretty boys usually have manners.”
Steve feeling as bratty as ever responds with “Yes Theodore anything for you Theodore.” <3
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Steve: *texting Robin* Hey, I just walked into this party and someone yelled dibs lol
*meanwhile*
Eddie: *texting Robin* ROBIN HELP I FUCKED UP. SOME HOT GUY WALKED INTO THE PARTY AND I YELLED DIBS
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Eddie: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Steve: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?
Eddie: Seize this dick.
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Stranger Things Incorrect Quotes:
(18+ themes)
Eddie: As much as I love you on top to watch my girls bounce, I’m in a different mood tonight sweetheart. *flips you on your stomach*
Y/n: Ah! Eds, Eds wait- condom
Eddie: Oh shit *pulls out sticky hand and throws it aiming for the condom on the nightstand*
Y/n: Uh Eddie?
Eddie: One second babe. *throws it again hitting your face* Shit, I missed.
Y/n: I can get it-
Eddie: Almost got it *throws and it misses yet again* cmon you sticky shit you! *finally hits it* YES! See that babe?
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I saw this tweet and if this isn’t Eddie i don’t know what is….so I made a collage for it…
inspired by @mantorokk-writes
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Eddie: For my second date with Steve we met in Indianapolis, and went to a party and ended up at a McDonald’s at 3:00 am where he reached across the table, grabbed my hands, looked at me adoringly, and said “I hate this. I wanted to go to bed by 9:00. Do not expect this of me again.”
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It’s called flirting El, it’s a lil weird but it works
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Steve: “Eddie you’re a snack.”
Robin: “You can’t say that! It’s disrespectful, he got eaten by bats!!”
Steve: “Fuck shit I didn’t mean it like that! I just think the bats had the right idea, he’s edible.”
Eddie: Twiddling his hair and giggling like a school girl “I’m an Eddie-meal. Get it? Like ready meal?”
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Eddie: You're giving me a sticker?
Steve: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying "me-wow!"
Eddie: I'm not a preschooler.
Steve: Fine, i‘ll take it back-
Eddie: I earned this, back off!
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incorrect (but very accurate) munverham quotes 🦇🎀🏀
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