#incorrect enhypen quotes

[kangnina]

Interviewer: Describe yourself in a few words.

Jake: Head be genius. Dick game be the meanest.

ENHA: ....

Jake:

[random-incorrect-things]

Niki, running out the door: I AM GOING TO STEAL A SLOTH FROM THE ZOO AND KEEP IT AND NAME IT BOBETTE AND IT WILL BE MY CHILD!

Jay, already grabbing his coat: Heeseung, please call the police department and ask how much bail is for a person's third breaking and entering charge.

[nmixxedquotes]

[ENHYPEN incorrect quotes using university student convos/vibes]

Heeseung: yo give me one hour of the week where i don't have to worry about the next hour

Jay: standing up right now is a waste of energy

Jake:i don't even know if this apple gives me the nutrients. it could be fake. imma take this croissant tho

Sunghoon: i've done one problem in 2 hours. *stares in disbelief*

Sunoo: you can find me at the highest level of the library. please and thank you.

Jungwon: discussion posts give me green text vibes

Niki: *rips syllabus*

[typicalenhypen]

Heeseung: Pick a card, any card Sunghoon: Fine Heeseung: Heeseung: "Any card" did not include my credit card, kindly hand it back

[minhosimthings]

Sunghoon: It's nice to know you're wanted isn't it?

Heeseung: yeah it is

Jake:

Jay:

Jake and Jay: NOT BY THE FUCKING LAW IT ISNT

[elsawr1tes]

Jay after Jungwon’s GQ photoshoot: The first thing I look for in a man is his heart

Jay: It’s not my fault his tits are in the way

[iandiareisland]

Niki: Hi, sorry I’m late. Broke down on the way over here.

Sunoo: Oh no, what’s gunna happen to your car?

Niki: My what?

[maimurachulsoo09]

Sunghoon: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Jay:

Jay: Sunghoon, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Sunghoon: * Sips coffee from bowl*

[luxurystark-jackson]

enhypen as text posts

[1uvj4ke]

jake: you know what i asked santa for christmas this year?

sunghoon: if you say me, i swear i’ll-

jake: you? what? no, i asked him for that cool ninjago lego set we saw in target!

[woniesheep]

Incorrect enhypen

Heeseung: What are your goals?

Jake: To pet all the dogs.

Heeseung: No, fitness goals.

Jake: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

[kangnina]

Jake: I think the barista wants me.

Heeseung: What did she say?

Jake: She didn't say anything. But she did that thing with her eyes when she made my drink.

Jay: ... blinking?

Jake: Morse code for "one-way trip to pound town."

Jungwon: No.

Jake: Gonna play with her sweater puppies while I dog pound her.

Sunoo: STOP.

Jake: *barks excitedly*

Sunghoon: Everyday it gets harder for me to admit that I know you.

[random-incorrect-things]

Jungwon: I can't wait for my 20th birthday.

Jay: Oh no, when I did get this old.

Jay: I'm practically your grandma.

Jay: I must settle in my armchair with boiled sweets and dusty photos of times gone by.

Jungwon: You're 21.

Jay: Don't speak to your grandma this way.

[nmixxedquotes]

Jake: I love you guys, you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me

Sunghoon: we’re the best thing that’s ever happened to you?

Jake: yes

Jay: I’m starting to feel a little sorry for you

[typicalenhypen]

Sunoo: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would just be excited to have a bunk bed Sunghoon: Jake: Ni-ki: Jay: I am gonna tell him Jungwon: Don't you fucking dare-

[minhosimthings]

Enhypen's reactions to being stabbed with a sword

Heeseung: "Can I keep this orr..."

Jay:"Oh, okay. We're doing this."

Jake:"This is really awkward."

Sunghoon:"What did I do this time?"

Sunoo:"Did you just try to stab me?"

Jungwon: "A gun would be more useful."

Niki:"Dude."