#incorrect eternals quotes

[annamarielabeau]

Druig and Makkari walk in the room holding hands

Kingo: What in the f*** knuckles is this?

Druig: She’s my girlfriend you intolerant s***

[firegal19]

Ajak explaining the plan: And most importantly, remember these words, “Don’t lose Y/n”. Ok?

Sersi: Where’s Y/n? Bonus:

Gilgamesh: Where’s Thena and Ikaris?

Druig: Ajak! Thena and Y/n’s murdering Ikaris!!

[mcuincorrectlexi]

Bucky, making chicken and dumpling soup, dropping a dumpling in the floor: This is sadder then the time I fell off the train.

Steve, choking on his coffee: Excuse me??

[womp-womp-chomp-chomp]

Druig: What are you doing?

Makkari, signing: Stealing my neighbors cat.

Druig: Scandalous.

Druig: Can I help?

[incorrectdrukkariquotes]

holy shit, it's been a hot minute since i entered here

[yourloverfromthepast]

Sersi, entering the room followed by Gilgamesh: Hey gu- woah, what the hell is that?

Kingo: Oh, this? You mean WHO is that, it's y/n

Sersi, a bit concerned: Is-is everything okay?

Kingo: Yeah, they're fine!

Gil: I-*sighs* then why are they hugging a pillow under- wait, is that my blanket?

Sprite, annoyed af, raising her head from the book: This morning Ikaris told them they look beautiful.

Y/n, pressing their head on the pillow: He called me beautiful...

Sersi: Awwww love, that's so sweet! You like him that much, don't you?

*You just nod*

Gil: Ok but why do you have my blanket-

[fanby-fckry]

Alastor: *looking at his hellphone* Why hasn’t he responded? The only reason I have this ridiculous thing is to ‘text’ him.

Lucifer: *texting Lilith* Lili how do you spell gorgous? 😭

[mianqingxuan]

Xie lian, to hua cheng: I love laying my head on your chest when you're sleeping so I can hear you breathe.

Mu qing, to Feng xin: I recorded you snoring so you can hear how loud you are and why I can't fucking sleep.

[thinking-destiel-thoughts]

[mxtx-incorrect-quotes]

Hua Cheng: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder.

He Xuan: *glares at Yin Yu*

Yin Yu: Well, sorry I have morals!

[firegal19]

Ikaris: Maybe I was wrong

Kingo: Karun! Come here with your camera!

[mcuincorrectlexi]

Sam: *drops one fry from a full cartoon of fries*

Sam: Nooooo…… Dangit Parker!

Steve: what did Peter do?

Sam: I don’t know how, but somehow this is all Parker’s fault.

Bucky: exactly

[sterekmpreg]

Toddler Eli pt 3

Derek, trying to hold Eli still while Stiles bathes him: Stop squirming, Eli! You need get clean!

Eli, throwing a fit: Mommy only married you because he had me!

Derek: And we only had you because we got bored one night so who's the real victims here, Eli?

[incorrectdrukkariquotes]

ikaris: *gets hit by a car*

druig: HAHAHAHA

kingo: *Falls face-first into a rock*

druig: eh

makkari: *gets a paper cut*

druig: OMG, LOVE, ARE YOU OKAY? DO YOU NEED SOMETHING? I'LL GET YOU TO THE HOSPITAL!

[avery-the-asexual]

Stiles, bangs the door open: IT'S MISSING!

Derek: what's missing?

Stiles: t-t-the thing. U know, the thing.

Derek,turns around, holding their child: what thing sti?

Stiles: oh nvm. You have it.

Derek: what-

Derek: yOU MEAN OUR CHILD?!?

[teruel-a-witch]

'i just met you....and this is crazy...but you are going to be my partner for life maybe?'