Charles: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?
Max: I only like dark humor.
Charles, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?
Charles: An IMPASTA!
Max: I like the suit.
Charles, blushing: yeah, it’s nice!
Max: It matches my bedroom carpet…
Charles: oh my god, just undress me already
*Lewis, Sebastian, and Daniel are sitting on a bench*
Valtteri: Why do you guys look so sad?
Lewis: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Valtteri sits down*
Sebastian: The bench is freshly painted.
Max: I would not need to learn to manage my anger if more people learn to manage their stupidity
Zak: We gave Daniel a chance
Christian: You fucked up a perfectly good boy is what you did
Christian, holding Daniel: Look at it, it’s got depression
Charles: were you dropped on your head as a child?
Max: bold of you to assume I was even held
Daniel: Max, we’ve talked about this
a tw+f1 brain rot that I just HAVE to make
He is the hottest girl
*stepping in to a race week*
Charles: Everything might go wrong.
Max: Cmon Charles, you need to be more confident.
Charles: Okay. Everything WILL go wrong-
Max: That's not what I mean!
Pierre : Yuki is late. Again.
Lando : How did this happen? I called him at 8 in the morning a pretended it was 10.
Lance : I printed a fake schedule for him saying we start at 9 instead of noon.
Zhou : I told Alexa to wake him up at 6 and pretend it was 11.
Max : I set his clock to PM instead of AM.
Pierre : Oh no. We might have over done it.
Yuki, bursting into the room : WHAT FUCKING YEAR IS IT!?
At a fancy restaurant somewhere in Monaco.
Charles: Look at this dessert, Max! It's so pretty, how can I eat it?
Max: Well, you're very pretty too, Schat, and still I'd eat yo-
Pierre, almost chocking on his food: LESTAPPEN RELATIONSHIP RULE N. 13 : DURING DINNER WE ACT AS RIVALS SO PEOPLE CAN STILL ENJOY THEIR FOOD.
Max: Wasn't that rule number 12?
Charles Leclerc - Incorrect Quotes
Charles: [trips and falls down]
Y/N: It's cute how you're falling for me.
Charles: We're married, Y/N.
Fernando: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.
Charles: what happened?
Max: I have the worst back pain in ages and now I can’t tie my shoes!
Charles: let me do it for you!
*proceeds to kneel slowly and tie his shoes whilst looking at him*
Charles: there you go, my friend. So, what will you be doing tonight?
Max: kneel in front of me like that again and I’ll be doing you
Charles: thought you’d never ask
Charles: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Lando: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Carlos: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Pierre: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Esteban: My moral code, is that you?
Charles: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
Sergio, after shocking Fernando with a truly devious plan: Hey, I told you I've got horns holding up my halo. Hell, I sometimes use the damn thing as a frisbee, I'm no angel!
Toto, teaching George how to drive: Now, you're driving and Nico and Lewis walk onto the road. What do you hit, George?
George: Nico, obviously. I could never hurt Lewis.
Toto: The brakes, George. You hit the brakes.
Niki, from the backseat: Don't listen to him, hit the gas pedal.