#incorrect f1 quotes

[f1incorrects]

Charles: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?  Max: I only like dark humor.  Charles, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?  Max:  Charles: An IMPASTA! 

[killingevie]

Max: I like the suit.

Charles, blushing: yeah, it’s nice!

Max:

Charles:

Max: It matches my bedroom carpet…

Charles: oh my god, just undress me already

[f1incorrectquotess]

*Lewis, Sebastian, and Daniel are sitting on a bench*

Valtteri: Why do you guys look so sad?

Lewis: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Valtteri sits down*

Sebastian: The bench is freshly painted.

[glysraya]

Max: I would not need to learn to manage my anger if more people learn to manage their stupidity

[vroom-vrooms]

Zak: We gave Daniel a chance

Christian: You fucked up a perfectly good boy is what you did

Christian, holding Daniel: Look at it, it’s got depression

[formulamuppet]

Charles: were you dropped on your head as a child?

Max: bold of you to assume I was even held

Charles:...

Lando:...

Carlos:..

Daniel: Max, we’ve talked about this

[chairleglerg]

a tw+f1 brain rot that I just HAVE to make

He is the hottest girl

[aaltilis]

*stepping in to a race week*

Charles: Everything might go wrong.

Max: Cmon Charles, you need to be more confident.

Charles: Okay. Everything WILL go wrong-

Max: That's not what I mean!

[dailyf1incorrects]

Pierre : Yuki is late. Again.

Lando : How did this happen? I called him at 8 in the morning a pretended it was 10.

Lance : I printed a fake schedule for him saying we start at 9 instead of noon.

Zhou : I told Alexa to wake him up at 6 and pretend it was 11.

Max : I set his clock to PM instead of AM.

Pierre : Oh no. We might have over done it.

Yuki, bursting into the room : WHAT FUCKING YEAR IS IT!?

[clearlyclairesblog]

At a fancy restaurant somewhere in Monaco.

Charles: Look at this dessert, Max! It's so pretty, how can I eat it?

Max: Well, you're very pretty too, Schat, and still I'd eat yo-

Pierre, almost chocking on his food: LESTAPPEN RELATIONSHIP RULE N. 13 : DURING DINNER WE ACT AS RIVALS SO PEOPLE CAN STILL ENJOY THEIR FOOD.

Max:

Charles:

Max: Wasn't that rule number 12?

[masalateaaa]

Charles Leclerc - Incorrect Quotes

--👀--

Charles: [trips and falls down]

Y/N: It's cute how you're falling for me.

Charles: We're married, Y/N.

Y/N: Still.

--👀--

[f1incorrects]

Fernando: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight. 

[killingevie]

Charles: what happened?

Max: I have the worst back pain in ages and now I can’t tie my shoes!

Charles: let me do it for you!

*proceeds to kneel slowly and tie his shoes whilst looking at him*

Charles: there you go, my friend. So, what will you be doing tonight?

Max: kneel in front of me like that again and I’ll be doing you

Charles: thought you’d never ask

[f1incorrectquotess]

Charles: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Lando: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Carlos: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Pierre: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Esteban: My moral code, is that you?

Charles:

Charles: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

[glysraya]

Sergio, after shocking Fernando with a truly devious plan: Hey, I told you I've got horns holding up my halo. Hell, I sometimes use the damn thing as a frisbee, I'm no angel!

[incorrect-merc]

Toto, teaching George how to drive: Now, you're driving and Nico and Lewis walk onto the road. What do you hit, George?

George: Nico, obviously. I could never hurt Lewis.

Toto: The brakes, George. You hit the brakes.

Niki, from the backseat: Don't listen to him, hit the gas pedal.