#incorrect fablehaven quotes

[multifandomgirl2008]

Warren: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined. Seth: Heck. Warren: You're on thin fucking ice. Warren: Oh no-

[carolinelikesdinner]

Ronodin: Do you wanna know how I actually got the scar on my eyebrow?

Seth: Yes.

Ronodin: I was hula-hooping. The sphinx and I attend a class for fitness and fun.

Seth: [Whispers] Oh my god...

Ronodin: I've mastered all the moves - The pizza toss, The tornado, The scorpion, The Oopsie Doodle.

Seth: Why are you telling me all this?

Ronodin: [Smirks] Because no one will ever believe you.

Seth: You sick, sick son of a bitch.

[raxtusfordragonking]

Ruth: I turned into chicken and you put me in a cage! Stan: I guess I was pretty Ruth-less at the time.

[shiara-of-fablehaven]

Kendra, hanging out with some new friends in CT: No don't google me please—

Friend: We all googled ourselves! Hey, whose obituary is this? One of your relatives?

"Kendra Marie Sorenson passed away on December 15, 2007. She was born in Rochester, NY on October 4, 1992. Kendra is survived by her parents, Scott and Marla; her brother, Seth; her cousins…"

Kendra: Okay, look, I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers kinda faked my death. But I'm fine!

[bobdarock]

Bracken : Meet my sisters Gizelle, Lizelle, Mizelle, and...

Seth : RIZZelle!

Everyone : ...

Kendra : Sorry, my brother only speaks middle school boy

[lunar-lurker]

Kendra: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. Don’t worry, I can wait.

Seth: You and me!

Kendra: [tearing up] Okay. 

[thinklikeseth]

Seth, at the Fablehaven preserve after going into the woods: Don’t worry, I have a permit.

Kendra: ...This just says “I can do what I want”.

[styrofauxm]

I have been ~inspired~

*After a fight against the hotel*

Vox: Not a very impressive way to go. Stabbed by a deer. Don't put that on my tombstone. Blame Lucifer.

Velvette: You'll be alright.

Vox: Sorry to be the weak link. The deer gored me and kept on running. I was spitted on those antlers for a long time. Long enough to really notice, you know? To think about it.

Valentino (groggily): Sorry I'm late. Must have tripped and hit a rock.

Velvette: I feel sorry for the rock. How are you feeling?

Valentino: I have a little headache. My pride took the biggest hit.

Vox: Your pride? I was vanquished by a deer!

Velvette: A giant magical flying deer with fangs.

Vox: That sounds a little better. Velvette is in charge of my headstone.

[random-stuff-incorrect-quotes]

Seth: You’re horrible! Y- you’re an irredeemable monster!

Graulas: Ohh, oh, what took you so long, idiot?

[penelope-and-the-suitors]

I think one of my favorite tropes is when a character from a separate species that people regard as cold or distant is actually super friendly and extroverted by the standards of their native species. My favorite of the fablehaven series is that it’s ACTUALLY CANON that this is how the rest of the unicorns view Bracken. Kendra, talking to one of Bracken’s sisters: I think I like your brother

His sister, immediately: oh, you mean that SLUT

[daisymintt]

Evil Sorcerer of the Week: You are an impudent young man.

Merlin: And you live with a tree stump.

[multifandomgirl2008]

*The Squad is on a hike* Stan: It’s beautiful out here. Ruth: And quiet. Stan: Too quiet. Ruth: Did we lose someone? *cut to Warren with a bear in a headlock*

[carolinelikesdinner]

Seth, explaining the Five Nights at Freddy’s lore to Gavin: And so in 1973 these inventer guys, William Afton and his friend Henry Emily started up this restaurant called "Fredbears Family Diner".

Navarog, considering whether or not to risk killing Seth early:

[kayla360]

Fablehaven incorrect Quote

Kendra : Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

Seth : No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

[shiara-of-fablehaven]

Seth: Hey, can I ask you for some advice?

The Sphinx: I'm surprised you came to me after everything. But I am the only other known shadow charmer, so I suppose there aren't a lot of options.

Seth: It's actually about your time management skills. How'd you do it all? Run Living Mirage, the Society of the Evening Star, the Knights of the Dawn, advise everyone, and figure out how to unlock Zzyzx? I never have enough time in the day and I only have half as much to do!

[practically-an-x-man]

Kendra: *showing her phone* hey look at this meme

Kestrel: I don't get it, what's the deal with the worm?

Kendra: No, it's just a joke. Like, to see what their partners would say if they were asked a silly question like that

Kestrel: Ah, okay. I get it now.

*later*

Kestrel (a shapeshifter): Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Warren: