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Charles: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?  Max: I only like dark humor.  Charles, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?  Max:  Charles: An IMPASTA! 

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*Lewis, Sebastian, and Daniel are sitting on a bench*

Valtteri: Why do you guys look so sad?

Lewis: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Valtteri sits down*

Sebastian: The bench is freshly painted.

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Charles: were you dropped on your head as a child?

Max: bold of you to assume I was even held

Charles:...

Lando:...

Carlos:..

Daniel: Max, we’ve talked about this

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Lewis, planning everyone an outfit for the next gp: I assigned you each a greek god that I think matches you somehow.

Lando: Did you pick Artemis for me because I'm not interested in romance?

George: Did you pick Apollo for me because I'm gay?

Max: Wait you picked Hephaestus for me... Are you calling me ugly?

Charles: I don't know, but I got Hera and I would totally throw you off a mountain.

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pierre: stop making kissy faces at me people are going to think we're gay

yuki: "think"

pierre: why did you put think in quotation marks yuki

pierre: what the fuck does that mean yuki

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Fernando: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight. 

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Lance: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.

Lance: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

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Lance: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Fernando is walking in this room.  Stoffel: *wheeze* 

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Carlos, shooing Charles away: Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area.

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Pierre: Why would you wanna save Ferrari? What have they ever done for you? Charles: I'm one of the idiots who drives for them.

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Daniel: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset? Max: No, I said "Daniel, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.

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Max: I'm having problems with a guy...  Daniel: Like his dead body won't fit into your trunk kind of problems, or you like him kind of problems? 

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Lance: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.

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Charles: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.

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Lance: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke. 

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Lance: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions. Fernando: Ridiculous. Give me some examples. Lance: Wasps? Lance: Terriers? Lance: You.