#incorrect fruity four quotes

[steddiealltheway]

Jonathan: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Robin and Nancy's convo?

Argyle: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

Eddie: I'm in the washing machine.

Steve: I'm in the closet.

Argyle: We accept you Steve. <3

Steve: No I'm literally in the closet.

Argyle: Love is love. <3

[kurtkankle]

fruity four as text posts that remind me of them

[adelicioustragedy]

Eddie: Fuck the rich

Steve, breathless: please do

Robin: What?

Eddie: What?

Steve: What?

Nancy, not looking away from her book: I think he said "please do"

Eddie: Wait-

[straight4joekeery]

Nancy: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times.

Steve: You mean you stabbed them?

Nancy: They ran into my knife.

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Robin: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?

Steve: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”

Eddie, scoffing: Oh, please.

Steve, to Eddie: Hey, how you doin’?

Eddie:

Eddie: *giggles and blushes*

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*The squad™️ when they drop food on the floor*

Nancy: Aw man. *Throws it away*

Robin: Five second rule!

Eddie: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*

Steve: *Sobs on the floor*

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Eddie: What happened to Nancy?

Steve: She died.

Eddie: She what?

Steve: She died, but she’s okay.

Eddie: …Can you please clarify?

Nancy: Clarification is for the weak.

~~~~~~~~~~~

Robin: You just saved me? Why?!

Eddie: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.

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Steve: We call that a traumatic experience.

Steve, turning to Robin: Not a "bruh moment".

Steve, turning to Eddie: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

~~~~~~~~~~~

Robin: So... what’s goin’ on?

Steve: You want the long version or the short version?

Robin, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?

Steve: Shit’s fucked.

Robin: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

~~~~~~~~~~~

*Robin and Nancy are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff*

Robin: oh my god, Nancy, backwards!

Nancy: Really, Robin? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.

~~~~~~~~~~~

Robin: I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

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Nancy: I don't want to fight you!

Eddie: I wouldn't want you to fight me either!

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Eddie: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.

Nancy: ...Don’t you mean benevolence?

Eddie: No.

[lostintheoceanv]

Nancy: Fight me!

Eddie: Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle?

*Later*

Steve: Why is Eddie crying?

Robin: Nancy kicked him really hard on the ankle.

[incorrectronancequotes]

Robin: Nance, I'm sad.

Nancy: *holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.

Steve: Eddie, I'm sad.

Eddie, nodding: Mood.

[sokkas-first-fangirl]

Eddie: Why are Robin and Steve sitting with their backs to each other?

Nancy: They had a fight.

Eddie: Then why are they holding hands?

Nancy: They get sad when they fight.

[steddielations]

Incorrect Steddie 7/?

[princessdave]

Steve, a superstitious jock who just realized he’s only won fights in his Scoops uniform: I’m telling you Robin, it’s science

Robin: how are slutty sailor uniforms going to help us beat Vecna?

Steve: what were you wearing when you cracked the Russian code?

Robin: oh shit

Kas!Eddie: *immediately passes out when he sees season 3 babygirl Steve come into the upside down*

[criminally-obsessed]

STEVE: Oh, to be a bored heir to the throne who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener. EDDIE: Oh, to be a cute gardener who secretly places roses in the heir’s room because they are in love with them. ARGYLE: Oh, to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener up the wall for their secret deliveries in the middle of the night. ROBIN: Oh, to be the heir’s best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other. NANCY: Oh, to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending. JOHNATHAN: Oh, to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the heir’s personal life and who dies of dysentery at age 23.

[queen-of-hobgobblers]

Pavitr, on the piano: Tale as old as time~

Miles, accompanying him: Meme as old as Vine~

Pavitr and Miles, together: Beauty and the yeet~

Hobie: What-

Gwen: Don’t. Asking just encourages them.

[steddiealltheway]

Nancy: You know those things will kill you, right?

Robin, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.

Eddie, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.

Steve: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

[kurtkankle]

it’s time for… more fruity four text posts!

[adelicioustragedy]

Robin: Where is your top?

Steve: It's in the washing-

Eddie, entering the room: I'm here

Robin: What?

Steve: What?

Eddie: Wait, what are we talking about?

Nancy, gives Jonathan a twenty dollar: No no no, please carry on.

[straight4joekeery]

Eddie: Aww, what's your dog's name?

Steve : Spartacus.

Eddie, yelling to Robin: TRY SPARTACUS!

Robin, on the computer: DIDN'T WORK!

Steve :

Eddie: What's your favorite number?

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Robin: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?

Eddie: Okay.

*later*

Steve : Eddie! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.

Robin, whispering: Deny everything.

Eddie, loudly: That isn't a chair.

~~~~~~~~~

Robin: Why is Eddie crying?

Steve : he saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-

Eddie: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!

Robin: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say-

Eddie: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!

Robin: NO, NOT THAT!

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Steve : Oh god, she texted you ‘hi.’’ punctuation only means one thing, Eddie. She’s mad at you.

Eddie: No, it's Nancy. She’s just being gramatically correct!

*meanwhile*

Nancy: And then I used a period so he’d know that I'm mad at him.

Robin: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.

Nancy: I stand by my choice.

~~~~~~~~~

Nancy: Do you know the ABCs of first aid?

Eddie: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.

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Robin: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-

Eddie: Eyy, homie!

Steve : But then there's cootie...

Nancy: Die.

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Robin: *falls down the stairs*

Nancy: Are you okay?

Steve : Stop falling down the stairs!

Eddie: How’d the ground taste?

~~~~~~~~~

Eddie, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child.

Steve , entering the room with a small cut on his ankle: Who the f-

~~~~~~~~~

Robin: Hey Nancy, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.

Nancy, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?

Robin: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Nancy!

~~~~~~~~~

Robin: We need to open this locked door. Eddie, give me your credit card.

Eddie: Here.

Robin, pocketing it: Thanks. Steve , break down the door.

[lostintheoceanv]

*In a group chat*

Eddie: A pegan just flew into my window.

Nancy: Pegan?

Steve: A what?

Robin: Ah yes, my favourite bird, Pegan.

Steve: I thought you said penguin for a second, LMAO!

Robin: Just a normal day with flying penguins crashing into my window.

Steve: You have pigeons flying into your window? Can't relate, I have penguins flying into my window.

Eddie: I literally just made a typo-