#incorrect ghostsoap quotes

[mandofury]

[octopiys]

Ghost: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.

Soap: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.

Ghost: And small.

Soap: first of all, rude

Ghost:

Soap: ...yeah fine.

[wein-bitte]

🐯: Can I bring my portable hotpot? 🍲

💀: Fuck's a hotpot

🐯: It's for food

💀: Can it make mince?

🐯: ?

🧼: No one actually likes mince, mate.

💀: I do.

🐯: What is it?

💀: It's ground meats.

🐯: Do you like belly?

💀: Slicin' 'em.

🐯: 🐱‍👤

[ravenmichaelisstuff]

Ghost: The pain you will experience can’t begin to compare to the joy that is coming.

Soap: Oh, I am sure it will go in smoothly *he thinks Ghost meant bottoming*

Ghost: *confused because he meant it as a life advice*

I am not providing further context 😗

[cod-dump]

Soap about Ghost: I can fix him

Gaz: He has like four other people also trying to fix him. I’m one of them

Soap: What-

Gaz: We’re starting to look like a fucking construction crew

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Exfil thoughts with Soap MacTavish and Ghost Riley.

Soap: “You'll never find the body” is such a boring threat. A better threat would be “You'll never stop finding the body”.

Ghost: “They'll be finding parts of you for at least four months and you'll still be alive for three of them.”

Soap: Now, that's a threat!

Price: ...

Price: I'm proud but concerned.

[incorrectcodquotes]

Soap : I think Price mixed up our lunches. Look.

[holds up a post-it note that says "I'm proud of you and I love you so much."]

Gaz : Oh, that explains this.

[holds up a post-it note that says "Please be good. For the love of God, be good."]

[tanked-up]

NOT GHOST SHUSHING SOAP-

Bickering like an old couple

[slut4-haydenchristensen]

soap: i failed my rookie training safety test today

ghost: why? what happened?

soap: well, one of the questions was “in case of a fire, what steps should you take?”

ghost: and?

soap: apparently “fucking large ones” isn’t an acceptable answer

[gomzdrawfr]

based on @cod-dump's post roight over here

[lovifie]

Soap: Ghost, do you love me like a brother?

Ghost, sighing: I love you like a stepfather loves his autistic child.

Soap: ...

Ghost: Not because be has to... But because the government pays me to.

Soap:

Ghost:

Soap, voice cracking: The government is paying you?

Ghost: Not enough.

Soap: :(

I'm sorry I saw a tiktok and it was literally them

[octopiys]

Soap: I think I'm falling for you.

Ghost, panicking: Then get up?

Soap:

Soap: Simon-

[wein-bitte]

💀: What's your favorite food, Johnny?

🧼: Your arse.

💀: [stares at the entire 141, who are also in the room]

🧼: [taps fake mic] Your. Arse.

[cod-dump]

*after a explosion*

Ghost, helping Soap stand: Shit, you okay?

Soap: Yea, I think so

Gaz, from the ground: Oh my god

Price, flat on his back: We’re okay too, lover boy

Ghost: *embarrassed grumbling*

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Soap: I was having coffee with Simon yesterday at the local cafe.

Soap: When he went to the bathroom, a guy sitting behind me passed me a paper that said “Too many red flags. Run.”

Soap: Thanks, random stranger, but he’s my husband and you should have seen the red flags forest he was when we met.

[incorrectcodquotes]

Store Worker: Would a Mr. Price please come to the front desk?

Price, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker, *points to Gaz and Soap*: I believe they belong to you?

Gaz and Soap, simultaneously: We got lost

Price: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-