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Zeus: Poseidon just brought a live lobster to the party
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Hermes: I got a new pet snake, what should I name him?
Zeus: You got a what—
Apollo: William Snakespeare
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Aphrodite: Starbucks was closed and I wanted hot cocoa :(
Aphrodite: I’m so upset, I want to get run over
Artemis: Aphrodite, it’s December, have some holiday spirit
Aphrodite: then I want to get run over by some reindeer, I don’t care
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Hermes lying about the myth with Argus
Hermes: Do I look like a killer to you?
Hecate: Yes. You kill my patience.
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Persephone: im a trashbin
Hades: aw, dont say that
Persephone: because im a trash for you
Hades, tearing up: iloveyou
[meanwhile]
Hera: im a trashbin
Zeus: yeah, im aware
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Hestia, sobbing: Why did you kill him? Didn't you know that he was still very young? He still have aspirations and goals to fullfill. He could have had a family!
Hera: Sister it was just an ant
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Achilles discovers chocolate milk
[Scene: The Greek camp, near Troy. Achilles rushes up to Patroclus, who is sitting by the fire, reading a book.]
Achilles: Patroclus, my friend! You must try this miraculous drink!
Patroclus: [Looks up, surprised.] What is it, Achilles?
Achilles: [Excitedly.] It's called chocolate milk! I had it for the first time today and I cannot believe what I've been missing!
Patroclus: [Smiling.] Chocolate milk? I've heard of it, but I've never tried it before.
Achilles: [Grinning.] You must, my friend! It's like nothing I've ever tasted before. The sweetness of the chocolate combined with the creaminess of the milk... it's a taste explosion in your mouth!
Patroclus: [Laughs.] Well, you've certainly sold me on it. Where did you get it?
Achilles: [Points to a nearby vendor.] Over there, by the food stalls. I had to wait in line for ages, but it was worth it.
Patroclus: [Stands up.] Alright then, let's go get some chocolate milk!
Achilles: [Claps his hands.] Yes, let's! You won't regret it, I promise you.
[They walk over to the vendor and order two cups of chocolate milk. As they take their first sips, their faces light up in delight.]
Patroclus: [Grinning.] Achilles, you were right. This is amazing!
Achilles: [Laughing.] I told you so! I could drink this all day.
Patroclus: [Chuckling.] Well, let's not get too carried away. We do have a war to fight, after all.
Achilles: [Smiling.] Yes, but even warriors need a little sweetness in their lives.
[They clink their cups together in a toast, savoring the delicious taste of the chocolate milk.]
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Agamemnon: I never considered you a rival.
Achilles: I never considered you at all.
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odysseus: men with long hair are such sluts. what do u have long hair for? for other men to pull it?
achilles: wha
odysseus: whore.
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Aphrodite: How would you like your hair cut?
Ares: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.
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Polites: There is nothing like a road-trip with friends.
Odysseus: We’re literally on the run from the government.
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Greek soldier: “I’m sorry Patroclus, but you’re banned from working in the infirmary”
Patroclus: “What? Why?”
Soldier: “It’s Achilles. We can’t have him getting hurt every day just to come see you. He’s our best soldier you know”
Patroclus: “That’s not - I mean yeah, he’s an idiot, but you can’t just -“
Achilles: *walking in, dramatically limping* “Help me Patroclus! My left toe is bleeding!”
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Hermes: why is Hephaestus so sad?
Athena: you mean more than usual? well, he took one of those “Which Greek God Are You?” quizzes...
Artemis: and...?
Athena: he got Hera
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Zeus: Do you wanna have dinner
with me Saturday night?
Alcmene: Actually, I am getting
married on Saturday.
Zeus: Friday night?!
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Ares: I just stubbed my toe.
Ares: But did I cry like a baby?
Ares: Of course not.
Ares: A baby don't have the lung capacity for the sound I just made.
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