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incorrecthomer · 3 days

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#greek mythology #incorrect greek mythology #greek heroes #incorrect greek heroes #incorrect greek quotes #incorrect quotes #iliad #incorrect iliad #melelaus #paris of troy

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greekgodssitcom · 3 days

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Artemis: I’m a top

Apollo: You’re a virgin

#this is how most of their conversations go #greek god sitcom #greek gods #greek myth memes #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #god #apollo #phoebus apollo #artemis greek mythology #artemis goddess of the hunt #artemis goddess #apollo and artemis #artemis and apollo #apollo greek mythology #the twins greek mythology

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mytholympus · 21 hours

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Dionysus: No, mom, I’m not high. My eyes are red because I’m evil

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gotstabbedbyapen · 3 days

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Yo can we talk about that time Persephone snatched someone to the Underworld because she stopped worshipping Artemis?

Artemis: There's a woman who stopped worshipping me, so I shoot her but let her live.

Persephone, who just dragged said woman to the Underworld: Don't worry bestie, I took care of the rest for you.

#persephone #artemis #greek mythology #well more like Roman mythology cuz they use Roman names #incorrect greek mythology quote #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #greek goddesses #greek deities #the sister trio #gotta love your sis

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appolinyou · 2 days

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Nina Zenik

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meditando-en-paris · 1 year

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Odysseus: Do it or you're straight.

Achilles: *Loud gasp*

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nobuuses · 1 year

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incorrectgreekgods · 8 months

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Apollo: Okay guys, lets just hug this out. *Artemis, Apollo, Hermes, and Athena struggle into a group hug* Artemis: Who took my wallet? Hermes: Sorry.

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0lympian-c0uncil · 4 months

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Poseidon: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea taste different if you put it in hot water

Athena,*slowly puts down her book*: Y-You were putting it in cold water....

Poseidon: ....

Hera: Poseidon. Answer the question. Poseidon!

Poseidon: Yeah I thought for like 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason.

Everyone: ....

Poseidon: You think I have the patience to boil water?

Dionysus: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes????

Apollo,*grabbing him*: Why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it?!

Dionysus: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?!

Apollo: It takes less than a minute!

Hermes: BESTIE IS YOUR STOVE TOP POWERED BY THE FUCKING SUN?????

Apollo: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE!??!

Hermes: Like 7 minutes!

Dionysus: *nods*

Apollo: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes less than that and you use a saucepan.

Zeus: HA- You're putting the whole mug on the stove?????? on medium heat???? You're stove is enchanted!

Athena: Every single person in this room is a fucking lunatic...

Demeter: Do none of you own a fucking kettle!?

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godsofhumanity · 5 months

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Zeus: So how did you convince all our siblings to betray me? What did you offer them? Hera: I asked if they wanted to embarrass you and they instantly said yes.

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withlovefromolympus · 4 months

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Poseidon: oh no

Zeus: what is it?

Poseidon: an angry wife is coming towards us

Zeus: mine or yours

Poseidon: does it really matter?

Zeus: Well, if it's Amphitrite we might survive, but if it's Hera, we're totally dead.

#greek mythology #greek gods #incorrect greek gods #incorrect quotes #incorrect greek mythology #mythology #Zeus #poseidon #hera #amphitrite

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incorrecthomer · 1 day

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Ajax: are you okay, Achilles ? Achilles, sighing: Patroclus used to call me Achilles. Ajax: yeah because it's your fucking name.

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greekgodssitcom · 3 days

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Artemis: Do that again and I’ll take away your dictionary

Apollo: But that’s so unscrupulous!

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mytholots · 5 months

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Apollo: *crying* It was so hard! I couldn't take it man!

Artemis: *patting him on the back* Yeah life can be hard sometimes.

Apollo: Life?

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justmiraculousconspiracies · 5 months

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Odysseus: What's up with Achilles? He has been laying on the floor for like.. an hour now?

Breises: He's a bit overwhelmed

Odysseus: And why is that?

Breises: Patroclus smiled at him

#hes such a pathetic loser i love him #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #achilles x patroclus #greek mythology #incorrect tsoa quotes #patrochilles #the song of achilles #tsoa achilles #tsoa patroclus #tsoa textpost #odysseus #ac odyssey #iliad meme #the iliad

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appolinyou · 3 days

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Ares with wings of night

In the idea, everything was drawn much better, but I didn’t have enough skill for it (and a stylus, it’s inconvenient to draw with a finger)

My headcanon is that Ares has wings, the legacy of wing genetics was passed on to him from his father Zeus, and originates from the chthonic nature, that is, the more ancient creatures of the underworld.

The gods endure all wounds and illnesses in the same painful and symptomatic manner as people, only they cannot end their suffering in the arms of death, so it is logical that many of the immortals try Avoid pain. Except for Ares. in the heat of battle, he fights on equal terms with people in terms of suffering, so in the respites, like everyone else, there is minimal quick dressing of wounds.(Wings are hidden from view.by the way, these are the wings of the Crow))

Aaand, I have a request - I'm tired of the background, it seems to me unsuccessful, so if you want to decorate it in your own way, write to me in private messages

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