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#incorrect hamilton quotes
okaylokii · 11 months
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Part 3/? 🍄🌿🍄
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inkwell-illustrations · 6 months
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Hamilton: *on the phone with Laurens* babe, i’m breaking up- Laurens: I'm pregnant Hamilton: I meant the call Laurens: right, sorry. I panicked
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incorrectmayonnaise · 7 months
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A toast!
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Jefferson: Why are you ignoring Laurens?
Hamilton: I’m playing hard to get.
Jefferson: Why would you do that? You’re already hard to want.
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Hamilton: in my defense, I was left unsupervised
Washington: wasn’t Laurens with you?
Laurens: in my defense, I was also left unsupervised
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madeofbees · 1 year
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I’m a trust fund baby you can trust me~~
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vmpkai · 19 days
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jefferson: *breathes*
hamilton: oh my god can you please shut the fuck up you're so goddammit annoying
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dorkszn · 1 month
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modern!john laurens definitely yells “GYATT” whenever he sees you
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randomcontent2019 · 5 months
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Hercules: Hey Alex, truth or dare
Alex: Truth
John: How many hours have you slept this week?
Alex: ...Dare
Lafayette: go to sleep
Alex: I don't like this game
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[Hamilton is casually searching around the room]
Lafayette: Hey Alex, what're you looking for?
Hamilton: My will to live.
[Laurens walks into the room]
Hamilton: Oh, there it is.
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casavanse · 6 months
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Hamilton: I am not throwing away my shot!
Also hamilton: *proceeds to destroy his and everyone else's lives around him*
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mimimouseeeee · 1 year
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Hamilton: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it.
Washington: Just rip the bandage off.
Hamilton: It’s Thomas.
Washington: Put the bandage back on.
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inkwell-illustrations · 8 months
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Madison: You know, Hamilton gives Laurens flowers all the time, I wish you'd do that too.  Jefferson: Whatever you say, Maddie.  Later Jefferson: *Gives Laurens flowers*  Laurens: Thank You??   Jefferson: I am just as confused as you are.
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incorrectmayonnaise · 7 months
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Staying awake's easy young man, sleeping is harder
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justanotherhamiltrash · 3 months
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Laurens: You can't walk into a room and expect everyone to like you, you're not Hamilton.
Burr: Not everyone likes Hamilton.
Laurens: Who doesn't?
Burr: What?
Laurens: Give me names. Now.
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Hamilton: isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?  Burr: plane tickets?  Jefferson: concert tickets? Washington: prostitution?  Hamilton, holding his broken frames: glasses.
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