Billy: I've been waiting to meet this "King Steve" everyone's been telling me so much about!
Steve: Dude, just blow me already.
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[Steve saving Billy from upside down]
Billy: Why the fuck you saved my life? Now how do do you think you're gonna take care of me.
Steve: Isn't it supposed to be "you saved my life, now I owe you"?
Billy: Nope. The other way around. You saved my life, and now I'm your problem. You don't like it? Kill me again.
Steve: I don't th-
Billy: God wanted me dead and now you get to find out why.
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Billy (laughs): I’m a piece of trash.
Steve: As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obliged to pick you up. Is 7pm okay?
Billy (smiles): You smooth pretty boy you
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Steve: *accidentally touches Billy's hand*
Billy: *aggressively grabs Steve's hand*
Steve:
Billy: fucking commit to it
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Billy: I'm going to take you out.
Steve: Great, it's a date.
Billy: I meant that as a threat.
Steve: See you at five!
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Billy: I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately
Steve, seriously: Maybe you’re pregnant.
*they sit there in silence for a moment*
Billy: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. You for suggesting that, or me because I almost had a panic attack
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Billy: Life is short.
Steve: *coughs* Like you.
Billy: *buttons up his shirt* No more boobies for you.
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