Kate: I couldn't sleep last night.
Yelena: Yes, it was very difficult.
Natasha: Does this have to do with these marks on the neck?
Kate:
Yelena:
Kate: Well...
Natasha: It was a rhetoric question, Kate. Rhetoric.
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Kate: I told Yelena their ears turn red when they lie.
Clint: Why'd you do that?
Kate: Just watch.
Kate: Yelena, babe, do you love me?
Yelena, covering her ears: NO!
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Kate: I’m asking for permission to date your sister.
Natasha: what is this? The dark ages? You know what, since you asked, no, you can’t. Beat me in a duel.
Yelena: do not let Kate Bishop handle a gun.
Natasha: fists only, noted.
Kate: I didn’t agree to this.
Yelena, leaning in to whisper: do not let me down, little hawk.
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Clint, bursting into the room: It’s missing!
Natasha, facing the other way: What’s missing?
Clint: The thing!
Natasha, turning to face him with baby Peter in her arms: What thing?
Clint: Oh there it is.
Natasha: You meant our child?
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Clint: Everyone is always like; “How’d you get with Natasha?” “How’d you bag Natasha?” Bro I didn’t bag shit. Natasha picked me up, by my neck, threw me over her shoulder, and I’ve been on it ever since. And I don’t have any plans on getting off anytime soon.
Nat: *Winks*
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Kate: *looks at Yelena*
Yelena: No, Kate Bishop, we are not getting pizza for dinner again
Kate: pretty pleaaaaaseeee??
Yelena: stop doing that, that thing with your eyes, you look pathetic
Kate: *pouts*
Yelena:
Yelena: this is the last time I fall for your tricks
Kate: you keep telling yourself that
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steve, checking on shuri and peter before a fight: are you ready, kids?
shuri & peter: aye aye captain!
clint: i cant hear you
shuri & peter: AYE AYE CAPTAIN
steve, looking up: did You keep me alive a hundred years for this
clint: but i really cant hear you
clint: i forgot where i left my hearing aids
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*Kate and Yelena at the Barton's farm for Christmas*
*Clint walks by the game room late one night and freezes*
Kate: Oh my God, Yelena! YES! Go faster!!
Yelena: I'm trying my best Kate Bishop! Now shush and let me work!
Clint, turning off his hearing aid: It's just a nightmare. Keep walking.
*The next day over breakfast*
Kate: I still can't believe what you did last night! Your fingers are like machines!
Yelena, smirking: It just takes a little practice, Kate Bishop.
Clint, coughing: Uhm, girls... About that... Maybe you should keep it down yeah? You know with the kids..
Kate, frowning: What do you mean Clint? Lila showed us all the tricks yesterday!
Clint, chocking on his coffee: WHAT?!
Kate: Yeah, Guitar Hero! Lila's a pro!
Clint: You were playing a GAME?!
Yelena, laughing: You thought we were having sex?!?! Oh, Barton, you're so funny! Believe me, you'd have heard Kate even with your aid off if we were.
Kate: YELENA!
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Clint: You're such a pussy.
Natasha: I am what I eat.
Clint: *spits out coffee*
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Clint: Yelena, what would you rather be, a lion or a panda?
Yelena: Clint Barton, I am me. Why would I want to be anything else?
Clint: I don’t think you realize how psychologically healthy that actually is.
Later:
Kate: She’s a lion.
Clint: Definitely a lion.
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Yelena pointing the weapon at hawk: So... are we flirting now?
Kate pointing the arrow at widow: That's usually what I always think about when we're together.
Yelena: But now I'm threatening your life.
Kate: You threaten my life every day, because you own my heart.
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Incorrect quotes#74
Yelena: I hate you sometimes.
Kate: Well according to this picture Y/n drew of us holding hands that's not true.
Yelena: Kate, you drew that.
Kate: It doesn't matter.
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Kate: You could just, not kill Clint, you know? Violence isn't always the answer.
Yelena: ...You're right.
Kate: Oh God, thank goodness. So how about those drinks-
Yelena: Violence is the question.
Kate: -you promised. Wait, what?
Yelena, bolting: AND THE ANSWER IS YES!!!
Kate, Running After Her: NO!
Wait, you're telling me this didn't happen?
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Kate: if I went missing… you’d look for me right?
Yelena:…
Kate, becoming increasingly more desperate: you’d look for me? Wouldn’t you?
Yelena:…
Kate: now isn’t the time to stare at me with a Russian accent.
Yelena: I wouldn’t have to look for you. I have you microchipped.
Kate: oh okay… wait. What?!
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Kate: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Clint, Natasha, & Peter: Okay.
Kate: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Clint: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Natasha: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Peter: Bold of you to assume I can die.
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Nat: Can you pass the pepper please?
Clint: What's the magic word?
Nat: *Glaring* ...
Nat: *Starts chanting in Latin*
Clint: *Panicking* JESUS CHRIST! JUST TAKE IT!! *Throws shaker*
Nat: *Catches it* Thank you love
(Nat catching the pepper)
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