#incorrect hellaverse quotes

[zootopiathingz]

Lucifer: Mammon, you need to apologize to Ozzie.

Mammon: sorry?!?

Lucifer: yes, like that, but nicer. *points to Ozzie* and in that direction.

[angeldustanalog]

i give my opinions, i tell you whether she appeals to my specific aesthetic senses or if she’s utter worthless garbage for not being pink enough to impress me- angel dust, probably

[jessadamsdraws]

@chaoticace2005

It's supposed to be "I have a life" but it was like 1am when I med dis I really tired. 😅

[julsiemagne]

*the next time Pentious and Cherri see each other*

Pentious: would you like.. to go.. on a date with me..?

Cherri: HA! Why the fuck would I go on a date with you?

Pentious: because... *camera pans out* I'M GOING ON A DATE WITH EVERYONE!

[vagabond-art]

that's too much, man

[k1tty-st4rz]

Hazbin Hotel As Things I've Heard/Said

Angel Dust: i would give this guy the most mind blowing head of his life

Vaggie: girl that is a satyr

Angel Dust: yeah, a satyr with a huge dick

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Husk, drunk as hell: Yo, what the fuck is a mile

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Sir Pentious: why do water and melted ice taste different?

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Angel Dust: i fucked your dad lmao

Vaggie: my dad died.

Angel Dust: ... necroph1lia-

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Adam: shut up you pre-pubescent pencil neck bottom bitch

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Lute: sometimes i worry i don't have a real personality

Adam: cowabummer.

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Charlie: i'm back in Hell!! :3

Nifty: CHIMICHANGA 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Angel Dust: i wanna suck your dick, c'mere papi~

Husk: *backs away*

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Lucifier: chat, i'm going to kill myself

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Adam: NAH CUZ ANNA A LIL BITCH, OLAF IS WAYYYY BETTER!!!🔥🔥🔥

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Charlie: mama didn't raise a bitch Angel Dust: mama didn't raise anyone, she abandoned yo ass.

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Sir Pentious: i need a snack, i can't learn without Oreos.

[in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse]

Lucifer: Did I get so drunk last night that I declared myself the King of all Ducks? Lilith: If I said no, I'd be lying to the King of all Ducks.

[foolilazuli]

Lucifer: You take such good care of Charlie, if anything happened to me, I want you to be her legal guardian

Asmodeus, estatic: Oh my Satan, yes!

Asmodeus, to a baby Charlie: Do you hear that, Charcakes?! When something happens to your daddy, you’re gonna be all mine

Lucifer: Well, it’s a big ‘if’

Asmodeus, giddily twirling Charlie around: All mine!

Lucifer: I suddenly don’t feel safe

[marvel-redemption-omega]

Lucifer: "Ha ha ha, well, it's not very clever!"

Alastor: "Ha ha ha! Fuck you."

Lucifer, probably: Fuck me yourself, Coward.

Alastor: ...

Everyone else: ?!?!?!

[afrognamedfizzarolli]

Helluva Boss Texts Posts: Blitzfizz Edition!

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[passionateseadruid]

Snake Kings Bride Misc.

Reader: So what Bullshit did you have planned for us today?

Lucifer: World Domination!

Reader: That’s a bit ambitious isn’t it?

Lucifer: You’re my World ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

Reader: And You’re sleeping on the couch tonight

[radioappleismytherapy]

Charlie: Vaggie, I'm sad.

Vaggie, holding her arms out for a hug: It's okay, I'm here for you.

Angel, sat at the bar: Husk, I'm sad.

Husk, cleaning a glass: *nods* mood.

[chaoticace2005]

[jessadamsdraws]

@chaoticace2005

[julsiemagne]

Lucifer: What language do they speak at the center of the earth?

Lucifer: Core-ean

Sera: The center of the earth is arond 5430 degrees Celsius! Nobody is going to live there so they don’t need a language!

Lucifer: Core-ean.

[hazbinincorrect]

Bliztø: I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.