#incorrect hermitcraft quotes

[dragonflavoredcake]

Helsknight: I'm just so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living. I strike fear into the—

Wels: You sleep with a teddy bear.

Hels: HE'S MY SECOND-IN-COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS

[wheatgrasswatcher]

[incorrecthermitquotes]

Cub: My policy is, "If you see something, say something."

Mumbo, raising a hand: I saw a frog on the sidewalk today.

Cub: Outstanding. This is what I'm talking about, people.

[the-man-in-the-chicken-costume]

Grian: You can’t make everyone like you, you’re not Mumbo.

Scar: What? Not everyone likes Mumbo.

Grian: Who doesn’t?

Scar: Well-

Grian, pulling out a bow and arrow: Give me their names.

[whatmcytsaid]

Scar, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?

Impulse: You did WHAT-

Grian: William Snakespeare

[theunderscorwolph]

NEW INCORRECT HERMIT QUOTES IS HERE! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! IT HAS XISUMA!! 🗣🗣

The funny part is, just after I posted the last one and said I would do this daily and failed immediately.

Why am I like this?

[highasthesea]

rendog: theres two wolves inside of me

the two wolves:

[jadienjaystoriesandart]

Scar: Well hello there.

Grian: Oh you’re handsome.

Scar: Why thank you, care to buy something?

Grian: Ew you’re a capitalist.

[muchmossymess]

Grian: I'm gonna have to put you on hold

Joel: sword slash to the chest. Also you're on fire

[cricketblabbers]

Gem: I swear I'm the only one here with a braincell.

The rest of GIGS, chanting around her: All hail the keeper of the sacred braincell!

[dragonflavoredcake]

Joe: If there's a "heavens no" and a "hell yes," why isn't there a "purgatory maybe"?

Scar: PURGHAPS

[devorakian-guilt-old]

so

[incorrecthermitquotes]

Doc: das ist alles deine Schuld

Grian: I know, I know

Bdubs: You speak German?

Grian: No, I just know the phrase 'this is all your fault' in every language

[the-man-in-the-chicken-costume]

Grian: I just cut my finger.

Scar: Let me kiss it, that will make it feel better.

Grian: Really?

Scar: Yeah, my mum used to do it all the time!

(Later)

Grian: Gem I need you to punch me in the mouth.

Gem: I thought you’d never ask!

[theworstbiscet]

Skizz saying something completely out of context at cleo

Cleo: wait your fucking what?

Skizz: I'm fucking him-

Impulse who pops his head out of his room for a sec: -thoroughly.

Skizz: -but back to the topic at hand. I was cartwheeling down this dudes-

[whatmcytsaid]

Scott: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Martyn and Pearl's convo?

BigB: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

Skizz: I'm in the washing machine.

Scar: I'm in the closet.

BigB: We accept you, Scar. <3

Scar: No. I'm literally in the closet.

Lizzie: Love is love. <3