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#incorrect homestuck quotes
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Rose: Callout post where it becomes more and more obvious that the person writing the call out has a massive crush on the problematic individual
Dave: jolene
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bandersnatchbandwidth · 2 months
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rly makes u think (another @incorrect-hs-quotes )
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Karkat: Before starting let's establish that I platonically hate every single one of you and each time you butt in on my memos that hatred increases tenfold. For the last time, they're not a fucking group chat!
Also Karkat: Is something wrong? Why's nobody answering?
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hivequest · 5 months
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shark-smuggler · 7 days
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part 14
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Aradia: are y0u in a g00d headspace t0 receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skelet0n attack right n0w.
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Kanaya: My Blog Is A Safe Space For Me. The Rest Of You Are In Danger I Think
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apocalypseArisen: fuck algebra i d0n’t need it just give me a dead b0dy and i’ll figure it 0ut fr0m there
adiosToreador: i FEEL I SHOULD CLARIFY SHE IS A MORTUARY SCIENCE MAJOR
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John: Chat what do we think
Vriska, watching his life play out from an omnipresent livestream: Can you not call me that please
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JUNE: spades, why does kar kat have a knife?
SPADES: He felt unsafe
JUNE: now i feel unsafe!
SPADES: Do ya want a knife?
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 16 hours
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TG: look man hrt istn gonna turn u into ur waufu or like those 1% tpo onlyfans girls
TG: ur gona look like ur mother
TG: and thast fine
TG: shes a vry beuatiful womam
TG: it was a plaesure to make her aqcuaitnance last night
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Dirk: Mind if I get excited real quick?
Dirk: Have you ever seen me smile?
Dirk: :D
Dirk: Now you have
Dirk: Any time I show emotion, it disturbs a lot of you
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Roxy: remembering tht time i got drunk and told a guy he lookd like a wrought iron gate
Roxy: he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there
Roxy: … much leik something else i kno of
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 7 hours
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ROXY: chat what do we think
THE ANGEL ON ROXY'S SHOULDER: can yoU not call Us that please.
THE DEVIL ON ROXY'S SHOULDER: SPEAK FOR YOuRSELF. I AM CONQuERING CHAT BY SPAMMING PEPE FROG.
ROXY: ill fuckin block u.
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DAVE: im not against vaping but man vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move
DAVE: this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine
DAVE: the humidity in the whole car changed
DAVE: he was ruining haircuts
DAVE: just jump starting the water cycle
DAVE: condensation was dripping down my glasses
DAVE: people were slipping off poles
DAVE: it was chaos
DAVE: it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon
DAVE: a planet with one dense root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life
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Karkat: THEY HATE US CONTROL FREAKS FOR MAKING SURE EVERYONE ELSE DOES THINGS THE CORRECT WAY
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