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bufferingsummers · 2 years
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Robin: My favorite thing about Steve Harrington? Well, it’s gotta be his ex-girlfriend.
Nancy: 🥰
Steve:
Steve: We’re literally best friends?
Robin; *the cute little shrug she did in the library*
Steve:
Eddie: If it makes you feel better, my favorite thing about Nancy Wheeler is her ex-boyfriend. 😉
Steve: Your favorite thing about Nancy is Jonathan? Why would that make me feel better?
Eddie: *facepalms*
Argyle: That’s also my favorite thing about Nancy.
Jonathan: Your favorite thing about Nancy is Steve?
Robin: What I’m getting from this conversation is that Nancy’s type is idiots and I don’t know how to feel about that.
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steddiealltheway · 2 years
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Jonathan: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Robin and Nancy's convo?
Argyle: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Eddie: I'm in the washing machine.
Steve: I'm in the closet.
Argyle: We accept you Steve. <3
Steve: No I'm literally in the closet.
Argyle: Love is love. <3
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princessdave · 8 months
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I’m really surprised that at no point so far has a character mixed up “upside down” with “down under” and accidentally led another character to think that they were talking about Australia the whole time. And by another character I mean Argyle.
Jonathan: it’s full of monsters with hundreds of teeth
Argyle: yeah, everyone knows that
Jonathan: and there’s really dangerous plants
Argyle: I’ve heard that too
Will: and there’s this giant spider made of smoke that can mind control you
Argyle: I didn’t know that, but it’s not surprising based on everything else I’ve heard about Australia
Will: ….
Jonathan: ….
Jonathan: what?
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ineffablelvrs · 1 year
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harringroveera · 8 days
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Billy: And you actually succeed??
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hangon-silvergirl · 4 months
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started new meds & not sure if i'm more hilarious than usual, or just high 😅
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fake-80s-yaoi · 11 months
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jonathan, looking at one of will’s art projects: dude.. i love ombré
argyle, a spanish-speaker: i support u man
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friendsdontlieokay · 5 months
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Robin tells Mike and Will about how Jonathan is a boyfriend who is a girlfriend and Nancy's a girlfriend who's actually a boyfriend, and even though it makes total sense, they can't stop giggling about it and think it's got something to do with gender:
Mike *whilst still laughing*, to Jonathan: Jonathan, why are you dating my brother?
Jonathan: *Visibly confused*
Nancy: What,what?
Will *giggling*: Yeah Nancy, why are you dating my sister?
Steve: WHAT!?
Eddie: Wait.. you guys have other siblings that we don't know of?
Argyle *in total horror*: Oh my God..
Eddie: What happened?
Argyle: You guys are cheating on each other at the same time!?
Jonathan and Nancy: What!?
Eddie: And both of you are gay!
Argyle: No, bi
Eddie:BI!
Jonathan and Nancy: What!?
Steve *traumatized by the love triangle he's gotten himself into*:...what the fuck..?
Robin *whispering to Will and Mike*: This is the proudest I've ever been of myself just trust me!
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kermit-the-hag · 2 years
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Steve: So, last night's poker game. Got pretty intense.
Eddie: I don't even know what you're talking about ... I was so hammered last night.
[Flashback to the Spicy Six playing poker]
Eddie: [Blackout drunk] I've never been more sober in my whole life. I'll remember this as long as I live. I'm all in. Uno, bitches.
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allysartblog · 1 year
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Jonathan:Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?
Argyle: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.
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straight4joekeery · 1 year
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Eddie: I am an expert at identifying birds.
Robin: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Eddie: Yeah, they're all birds.
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Nancy: Are you drunk?
Steve : Only on the spirit of Christmas!
Eddie: And the spirit of whisky.
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Eddie: "What are you into?" is such a broad question, like do I reply with a TV series or choking?
Steve : I-
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Jonathan , pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Eddie: Gray.
Robin: Grey.
Jonathan , turning to Argyle: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Argyle: Dark white.
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Nancy: Eddie! This soup is flaccid!
Eddie: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!
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Steve : Eddie kissed me!
Nancy : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Steve : It was unbelievable!
Nancy : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Robin: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Nance, get the wine and unplug the phone. Steve, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Steve : Oh, it ended very well.
Nancy : Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Robin: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Steve : Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Robin: Ohh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or was his hands on your back?
Steve : First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
Nancy and Robin: Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
Eddie eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
Argyle: Tongue?
Eddie: Yeah.
Jonathan: Cool.
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* The Squad’s™️ reactions to being called straight*
Jonathan : The fuck, no I'm not.
Robin: Excuse the hell out of you?
Argyle: Ding dong, you are wrong!
Eddie: Who told you that? And why did they lie?
Steve : Rude.
Nancy: *punches the person*
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*The squad's™️ reaction to being told they're the chosen one*
Eddie: I will not let you down.
Argyle: Sounds fun.
Robin: K.
Nancy: No, I'm fucking not.
Jonathan : Do I have to be?
Steve : Please god, I am so tired.
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Argyle: That shirt looks great, Robin.
Robin: Thanks.
Argyle: But I bet it would look even better on Nancy's floor.
Nancy: Are you hitting on Robin... for me?
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Steve : I asked Eddie out.
Robin: Oh, I’m sorry.
Steve : Why?
Robin: Well, I assume he said no.
Steve : No, he said yes.
Robin: Really? Then I’m sorry for him.
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maybebitterxox · 9 months
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Robin: If you had to date another person in the group who would it be
Nancy: Jonathan
Steve: Honestly also Jonathan for me
Argyle: Definitely Jonny boy
Eddie: Yeah Jonathan seems cool
Jonathan: ?
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steddiealltheway · 2 years
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Argyle: So, did everyone learn their lesson?
Robin: No.
Eddie: I did not.
Steve: I may have actually forgotten one.
Jonathan: Also no.
Argyle: Oh good, neither did I.
Nancy: *Exhausted sigh*
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STEVE: Eddie kissed me! ARGYLE: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! STEVE: It was unbelievable! ARGYLE: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! JOHNATHAN: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Argyle, get the wine and unplug the phone. Steve, does this end well or do we need tissues? STEVE: Oh, it ended very well. ARGYLE: Do not start without me! Do not start without me! JOHNATHAN: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing? STEVE: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it. JOHNATHAN: Ohh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back? STEVE: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair. ARGYLE and JOHNATHAN: Ohhh. *meanwhile* EDDIE, eating pizza in his house: And, uh, and then I kissed him. ROBIN: Tongue? EDDIE: Yeah. NANCY: Cool.
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The Cali Crew + textposts
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harringroveera · 19 days
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Billy and Steve’s engagement party is…something
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