#incorrect könig quotes

[princessdimondheart]

Y/N: pspspsps

König: *walks over* are you trying to call a cat to you?

Y/N: no, but what I tried to call did come to me. :)

König: ???

König: ….

König: !!

König: 😳

Y/N: *giggles*

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[witchthewriter]

Y/N: Please, König? For me?

König: Nein Schatz! You cannot do that!

Y/N: Do what?

König: You think every time you say "Please? For me?" with the puppy eyes I will do whatever you want. Well, dieses Mal nicht (not this time).

Y/N:

König:

Y/N: ... Please? For me?

König: In Ordnung. (Fine/All right)

[your-local-jedi-commander]

CoD x reader y/n incorrect quotes!!! Pt. 2

Part 2 letsgooo

König: so you like cats?

Y/n: yeah…

König: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

Ghost: no one can hurt me if I’m cold and detached and not emotionally invested in anyone

Y/n: hi :)

Ghost: *sweating* oh fuck…

Ghost: name one thing you wanna try in the bedroom

Y/n: seeing you get a full 8 hours of sleep

Y/n: can you at least try to see things from my perspective??

Ghost: *crouches down*

König: *kneels down*

Soap: *sits down on a chair*

Y/n: I hate you all

Ghost, stroking Y/n’s hair: you’re so tiny and adorable

Y/n: I could kill you in your sleep

Ghost, with love in his eyes: I know

[blingblong55]

confession? -König

trying to do a cute trend with your boyfriend König

R/N: we're dating, of course I love to kiss you

König: I'm König, sometimes, I call emergency services just to have someone to talk to

R/N: No, bär, we aren't doing that. Say something cute*camera cuts*

R/N: we're dating, of course we hold hands in public

König: I'm König, i'm gonna think about punching your baby

R/N: bär, no. I'm not sure you're getting it

König: oh okay, I think I got a cute one *camera cuts*

R/N: we're dating, of course I cuddle you when we sleep

König: we're dating, I play dead in the pool to scare my mum

R/N: okay, forget it *camera cuts*

[sky-is-the-limit]

Price: who else here thought Alex was my son?

Price: Alex, put your hand down.

[cod-dump]

Soap: Damn- Why are you so big?

König: I’m radioactive

Soap:

König: Like Godzilla

Soap:

König, dryly: Roar

[apollodarling-writes]

thinking about task force 141 + könig with a gen z! reader.

tws : some suggestive themes but nothing explicit, cursing, ghost has no problem with the reader slapping his ass pls don’t mistake it as being nonconsensual

edit : it’s come to my attention that some of you are confused as to why i made a post like this. this post was made to be satirical and cringey and embarrassing. i am part of gen z and using the terminology that was all the rage in recent years to make something like this. it’s not a serious post. it’s made to appear the way it appears.

reader, walking past soap : youre looking very submissive and breedable today, johnny.

soap, shaking his head and tutting : i am not!

reader : big talk for someone within breeding distance.

ghost, trying to make a cup of coffee :

reader who takes notice of ghost’s ass and slaps it : god damn! i knew you had jiggle physics

ghost, slowly setting down his cup and turning his head : i’m giving you a five second headstart.

reader realizing they fucked up : oh shit.

reader knocking on price’s office door : knock knock! can i enter, captain price?

price, trying to finish his stack of paperwork and knows reader is up to something : …sure

reader : this is a vibe check! what do you think of this?

price, glancing between the picture and reader : … its nice.

reader whose eyes light up : you, my good sir, have officially passed the vibe check and that is why you’re my favorite captain.

price, exasperated : im your only captain.

ghost talking to soap : johnny, you ever feel… lost?

reader suddenly appearing with stress balls and plushies : here, these help me! this weighted stuffed animal hits different, so i recommend it personally.

ghost :

soap : where the hell did you even come from??

reader posing for a picture with the team before a mission : and everybody say “in our special ops era”!

the team, sullenly : in our special ops era…

reader : damn guys, this lighting is doing wonders for our dark circles.

könig trying to carve something for reader: hmm.. this side looks a little bit off…

reader bounding over to könig : heyy babygirl!

könig scrambling to hide it : scheiße, i thought they were busy!

[feralgoblinqueen]

*Task Force 141 meeting with KorTac for a joint operation. Price and König going over the plan.*

Soap: *whispering* How tall do ya think the big guy is?

Gaz: At least 200cm, man’s a mountain.

Soap: Surely not, he can’t be that much…. Y/N where are you going?

Y/N: Meeting’s over, I’m going to climb that mountain 😏

[harveywritings92]

Gaz: I mean, small animals are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Price: That’s ridiculous. Give me one example of this.

Soap: Terriers.

König: wasps.

Ghost: R/n.

R/n: *glares* (Flips them off.)

[princessdimondheart]

*slam!*

König: …umm. W-what are you doing, Maus?

Y/N: *smolders* making you fall for me~~~

König: a-ahh….. *blushes* of course…

Y/N: *giggles*

*Y/N kabedoned König*

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[saturncodedstarlette]

Y/N : I’m so hot. *standing in front of electric fan*

König : Yes you— I mean— yeah. Yeah its- its hot in here.

[your-local-jedi-commander]

CoD X reader y/n incorrect quotes!!! pt. 1

Oh shit. Here we go again…

Ghost, texting: sorry I can’t hangout, my wife just gave birth

Soap: you’ve known the baby for one day and you’ve known me for years??? But ok whatever

Y/n: how do tall people sleep? Wouldn’t their feet go right past the blanket?

König: Schatz, it’s 3 in the morning

Y/n: you can’t sleep?

König:

Y/n: is it the blanket?

Y/n, trying to open a jar: fucking shit lid!

Price: I wonder where they got that from…

Ghost: from the fucking fridge!

Y/n, at the police station: hi! I’m here for my boyfriend

Officer: full name?

Y/n: …ah, you must be new

Computer: please enter a password

Soap: *types in Y/n*

Computer: your password is too weak

Soap: how fucking DARE YOU-

I will post more later so stay tuned <3

[crestapex]

Y/N: How has he not noticed that I’m mad at him? We haven’t talked in 20 minutes… What is he even thinking about?

König: I could take a bear in a fight… not like a grizzly bear but like a black bear. Jump on its back and put it in a headlock. DONE.

[that-one-country-emo]

Incorrect MW2 (picture edition)

edited by me + photos I found on pinterest

[cod-dump]

*KorTac and 141 stuck in a safe house while on a mission together*

Soap: YOU ASSHOLES NEED TO DO YOUR FUCKING DISHES-

König: MacTavish, calm down-

Soap: DON’T FUCKING TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU TREE! DO YOUR FUCKING DISHES THE MOMENT YOU’RE FINISHED WITH THEM

König:

König: Okay

Soap: *storms off*

Horangi: … Did you seriously just let him get away with that? You’re a higher rank than him!

König: He’s scary when mad okay!

Horangi: I’ve seen you fight Ghost! How are you scared of Soap but not him!?

König: A man who yells and cusses while hiding nothing from the world is more frightening than a man who hides behind a mask. I would know

Horangi:

Horangi: Fair enough

[mysticalmallard]

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Incorrect CoD quotes

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*Soap is ordering a cake over the phone*

Shop Employee: …and what would you like your cake to say?

Soap, covering the phone to look at The Squad: Do we want a talking cake?

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König: Why does Price always do the laundry so loudly?

Gaz: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.

Price, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*

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Y/N: Price's refusing to wear their glasses!

Price: Y/N, look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch.

Price: *points to Gaz* Gaz.

Price: *points to Ghost* Ghost.

Price: *points to König* Sasquatch.

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Soap: So, I've been thinking Ghost-

Ghost: That's dangerous.

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Ghost: What’s up with new recruit? They’ve been lying on the floor for like….an hour now?

Gaz: They're just a little overwhelmed.

Ghost: Why?

Gaz: Price smiled at them and said they did a good job

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König: Why is there blood everywhere?

Y/N: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.

König: You stabbed someone?!

Y/N: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.

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