Kate, on the phone with Yelena walking up her apartment complex stairs: they said it was a salsa class so I showed up and they made me dance.
Yelena: you thought it was for chips and salsa?
Kate: well yeah. I brought my chips and everything.
Yelena: aww little hawk. I am sorry you are disappointed.
Kate: yeah me too. Hold on. *she hung up the phone and opened the loft door*
Yelena: surprise? *she turned around in the kitchen where she had prepared a variety of different salsas for her girlfriend* when I saw you leave with the chips I knew you’d come back sad.
Kate: you made these all for me?
Yelena: well for us. They are arranged by spice level. *she reached behind her and handed Kate a bowl* I’d start with the least spicy and go up.
Y/N: I meant, I want an avenger girlfriend with red hair.
Natasha: Here I am :)
Y/N: I meant, I want an avenger girlfriend with red hair who can actually levitate.
Carol: Red is not my style but I can dye it for you ;)
Y/N all frantic: DAMN IT I MEANT I WANT AN AVENGER GIRLFRIEND WITH RED HAIR WHO CAN LEVITATE AND SO HAPPENS TO BE CALLED WANDA MAXIMOFF AKA THE SCARLET WITCH.
Yelena Bolova: Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way?
Kate Bishop: Wait, what’s the difference?
Yelena Bolova: One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven... if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire.
kate decides to get lucky and fanny groomed one day while yelena is out on a mission and has the time of her life as yelena keeps asking kate why fanny looks like “a dog in a bear costume kate bishop”