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floilee · 2 days
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We always know…
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incorrect-wandanat · 1 year
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Peter: Hey, mom, can you-
Nat: Did you just call me mom?
Yelena: He just called you mom.
Wanda, walking in: What’s going on?
Yelena: Peter called Natasha mom.
Wanda: Oh my god, Peter, you called her mom?!?
Peter: *nervous sweats* Yes?
Nat: DO IT AGAIN, I’VE NEVER FELT SO HAPPY!
Kate, walking in: Hey, moms, when are we gonna-
Kate:
Nat: MY BABIES!
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loislame84 · 3 months
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Kate, on the phone with Yelena walking up her apartment complex stairs: they said it was a salsa class so I showed up and they made me dance.
Yelena: you thought it was for chips and salsa?
Kate: well yeah. I brought my chips and everything.
Yelena: aww little hawk. I am sorry you are disappointed.
Kate: yeah me too. Hold on. *she hung up the phone and opened the loft door*
Yelena: surprise? *she turned around in the kitchen where she had prepared a variety of different salsas for her girlfriend* when I saw you leave with the chips I knew you’d come back sad.
Kate: you made these all for me?
Yelena: well for us. They are arranged by spice level. *she reached behind her and handed Kate a bowl* I’d start with the least spicy and go up.
Kate, melting: marry me?
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mamaspidershit · 30 days
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Peter: Natasha, I'm sad. Natasha: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay. Kate: Clint, I'm sad. Clint, nodding: mood.
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dany-is-my-queen · 2 years
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Y/N: I want an avenger girlfriend.
Kate: I volunteer as tribute :)
Y/N: I meant, I want an avenger girlfriend with red hair.
Natasha: Here I am :)
Y/N: I meant, I want an avenger girlfriend with red hair who can actually levitate.
Carol: Red is not my style but I can dye it for you ;)
Y/N all frantic: DAMN IT I MEANT I WANT AN AVENGER GIRLFRIEND WITH RED HAIR WHO CAN LEVITATE AND SO HAPPENS TO BE CALLED WANDA MAXIMOFF AKA THE SCARLET WITCH.
Wanda: You could have started with the end.
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skylarinfinity · 2 months
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[avengers hiding from government]
steve : [peaking through the window] the sun has come out [tapping on everyone shoulder to wake them up]
male reader : [still sleepy] the sun is gay?
kate : [barely wake up and turn to male reader] you gay? [pout and whisper (out loud)] why are the hot one's always gay?
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Yelena Bolova: Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way?
Kate Bishop: Wait, what’s the difference?
Yelena Bolova: One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven... if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire.
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1luna1lovegood1 · 1 year
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Peter: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Kamala: sober
Kate: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Yelena: Drunk.
Nat: Wasted.
Bucky: Dead.
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yorkshireteauk · 7 months
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kate decides to get lucky and fanny groomed one day while yelena is out on a mission and has the time of her life as yelena keeps asking kate why fanny looks like “a dog in a bear costume kate bishop”
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ironrad · 1 year
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Clint: Yelena, what would you rather be, a lion or a panda?
Yelena: Clint Barton, I am me. Why would I want to be anything else?
Clint: I don’t think you realize how psychologically healthy that actually is.
Later:
Kate: She’s a lion.
Clint: Definitely a lion.
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floilee · 3 days
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Au Borrow my Wings so Yours Can Open Too>>
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incorrect-wandanat · 3 months
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Yelena: I can’t wait until your wedding.
Kate: So how did you two meet?
Nat: I tried to kill her and her brother, who is now dead.
Wanda: And I tried to kill her and her entire team, which is now broken up after they all tried to kill each other.
Kate: *blinks*
Yelena: Damn. How are we gonna fill the wedding guest list?
Wanda: *smiling* I’m going to invite the citizens of the town I enslaved.
Kate: tHE WHAT
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loislame84 · 4 months
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Yelena: Kate Bishop, where did you put the macaroni?
Kate, walking into the kitchen opening the cupboard: top shelf *points to the box of Kraft peeking out*
Yelena: people utilize that shelf?
Kate: us regular sized humans do. Little nuggets probably don’t. *grabs the macaroni and pinches Yelena’s cheek*
Yelena: I swear I will strangle you with every fiber of my being.
Kate: you’d have to reach my neck first… kind hard to do from all the way down there.
Yelena: what did you say?
Kate, kisses Yelena on the forehead and runs away: nothing! Love you! Thanks for making dinner!
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mamaspidershit · 8 months
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Kate: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Clint, Natasha, & Peter: Okay.
Kate: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Clint: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Natasha: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Peter: Bold of you to assume I can die.
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marvelflame2010 · 11 months
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Kate: I feel...safe around you
Yelena: You take that back!
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