#incorrect kpop

[incorrectskzquotes]

[During the Stray Kids pre-debut show] Minho: I didn’t understand why people care so much for their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself. Minho: *Picks Jisung up* Minho: I’ve only befriended Jisung for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and myself.

[hyunlix-lover4]

Hyunjin: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE. Chan: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds. Hyunjin: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME— Chan: sigh What do you want? Hyunjin: Chicken nuggets please.

[incorrect-straykz]

changbin: *lifting weights*

jeongin: Wow… He's so intense!

seungmin: I wonder what drives him.

changbin, internally: Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs.

[atzftv]

mingi: but it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man. yunho: exactly! yunho: unisex! mingi: maybe you need sex. mingi: i had sex a couple days ago. yunho: no! yunho: no, mingi! yunho: u-n-i-sex. mingi: well, i ain't gonna say no to that.

[str4ykin9s]

Minho: I'm not doing well

Chan: Why? What happened?

Minho: I have a headache that comes and goes

*Hyunjin enters the room*

Minho: There it is again

[spiltinksky]

Jeonghan, in a hospital reading cards: “Get well soon. Love, Jisoo.”

Jeonghan: “Miss you. Love, Seungkwan”

Jeonghan: “That bus should’ve ended you. Love, Mingyu.”

[incorrect-staytiny]

Bang Chan: [fully immersed in his work, editing music and writing song lyrics]

Jisung: [upside down on the couch] do you think ducks have feelings?

[typicalateez]

Yunho: What was Hongjoong like when he was a little? Wooyoung: Oh I think you mean young. He's always been little

[seong-star-hwars]

Ateez as tumblr posts - part 3/?

Bouncy (K-Hot Chilli Peppers) Edition Bonus!: the goat

[quokka143]

Chan: *wears a slightly lighter shade of black*

Seungmin: I see you're really busting out the spring colors

[love-zara-skz]

minho: i'm not confident in my rapping ):

jisung: WHAT?? WHY NOT??? YOURE THE BEST RAPPER IVE EVER KNOWN HERE IS A 17 SLIDE POWERPOINT ON WHY YOU CAN OUTRAP EMINEM

hyunjin: i'm not confident in my rapping ):

jisung: then fucking get better

[incorrectskzquotes]

Minho: This is a dispatch article. On the home page, there’s a picture of me kissing Jisung by the lake. Chan: Why were you kissing Jisung by the lake? Minho: I caught a fish, I was excited. I kissed the fish too, but of course they don’t show you that.

[hyunlix-lover4]

Felix: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell! Hyunjin: Struggling to hold a seagull Fucking say that next time!

[incorrect-straykz]

hyunjin: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, changbin!

changbin: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

[atzftv]

hongjoong: one thing i learned when i was in couples therapy was— yunho: who were you in couples therapy with? hongjoong: not important. yunho: was it seonghwa? hongjoong: not important. yunho: ...it was seonghwa.

[str4ykin9s]

Minho: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds. Felix: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!? Minho: No! Four to five seconds! Felix: Too late!!!