Hyunjin: No one's asking you to take your shirt off. Stop volunteering to take your shirt off.
Changbin: Can't hear you, shirt's over my ears.
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Yunho: Do you need anything?
Mingi: The last 24 hours back
Yunho: I'm afraid I don't have that power
Mingi: A hug
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Woozi: "| wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" I would. Pussy.
Woozi: "I'm not gonna sink to their level" I will. Coward.
Woozi: "I'm the bigger person" I'm 166cm tall give me the gun bitch.
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Seungmin: Chan, when’s your birthday?
Chan: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?
Seungmin: …So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.
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Minho: When I die donate my whole body to science
Minho: Except for my middle finger, give it to Hyunjin
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san: what do you think, wooyoung?
wooyoung: i think...
wooyoung: if it was a little colder in here, i could see your nipples through that sweater.
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felix: do you ever think about how we used to use pigeons to send messages, but once we developed new technology we abandoned them
felix: and now they’re just wandering the streets waiting for someone to give them a message to deliver
chan: how high are you?
felix: 5’6
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Kidnapper: i have your kid
Chan: which one i have 7…
Kidnapper: the really loud, annoying one that never shuts up
Chan:
Chan: which one i have 7…
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Jisung: Oh, I am so relieved you six found me. Wait, how did you find me?
Seungmin: You hadn't done anything super annoying to us for, like, five hours, so we knew something was wrong.
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Wooyoung: Thank you for agreeing to see me, hyung
Hongjoong: I didn’t. You just walked in and started talking-
Wooyoung: I don’t have time for a history lesson
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Chan: I will find us a car.
Chan: If you two can manage to not kill each other while l'm gone.
Hyunjin: Oh, please. We're not children.
*Chan leaves*
Hyunjin, casually: Eat shit and die.
Jisung, also casually: Yes, fuck you.
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hyunjin: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, changbin!
changbin: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
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Kidnapper: I have your kid.
Chan: which one, I have seven.
Kidnapper: the loud, annoying one that never shuts up.
Chan:
Chan: WHICH ONE, I HAVE SEVEN???
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