#incorrect madrigal quotes

[camilxsruana]

Mirabel: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Mirabel: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Isabela: Uh... what's up with her?

Camilo: she's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Mirabel: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Luisa, crying: it's working.

[omgcheez]

based on @crazyvulpixamv 's Incorrect Madrigal Quote

[calswildflcwer]

Y/N: If you were my husband, I’d put poison in your coffee.

Carlos: If you were my wife, I’d drink it.

[0mirabel3madrigal0]

Incorrect Madrigal quotes pt 2

Mirabel: My nickname Mira means Look

Isabella: my name is 'perfect'

Camilo: my name is close to chameleon

Dolores: my name means pain

Everyone: . . .

[camilos-mivida]

Camilo: Have you ever had a stick and everyone else is a piñata?

Y/n: Um no, I believe not.

[lafamiliamadrigalpt]

Random narrator: “This is Y/n. Y/n loves their personal space.”

*Camilo hugging Y/n tightly*

Random narrator: “This is Camilo. Camilo also loves Y/n’s personal space.”

[incorrectmadrigalfamilyquotes]

Isabela: Ugh, I would MURDER someone to get that designer bag.

Luisa: Don't you think that's a disproportionate reaction?

Camilo: Life is temporary, drip is forever.

Isabela: SEE, HE GETS IT.

Luisa: Both of you are a menace.

[iwannabecamiloshovel]

Luisa: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.

Luisa: Violently practices.

Antonio: Violently studies.

Isabela: Violently shoots pictures.

Camilo: Violently sleeps.

Mirabel: Violently boxes.

Carlos: Violently murders people.

Dolores: Violently worries about the previous statement.

[carlosfruitsnacks]

Camilo: I put a little note in your bag to tell you that I love you

You, opening your bag: ...this is a 10-page letter

[miracles-and-butterflies]

Dolores: Primita, can you turn off the embroidery? I’ve got a massive headache.

Mirabel: *is sewing by hand*

Luisa: How the f… how exactly is she meant to do that, prima?

Dolores:

Dolores, realising she messed up: Wait, I didn’t mean—

Camilo, making fun of Dolores: What was that? I can’t hear you over all the sewing!

Isabela, also making fun: Could that fucking needle be any goddamn louder? I’m trying to watch this rat telenovela!

Bruno, also making fun: FOR GOD’S SAKE, TURN DOWN THE EMBROIDERY!

Mirabel: I-I feel so attacked right now

[camilxsruana]

Camilo: *pulls a glass of water from out of nowhere*

Mirabel: where did you get that?

Camilo: my pocket.

Mirabel: how do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?

Camilo: skills.

[omgcheez]

[madricat]

prompt by @write-it-motherfuckers

y/n: “What an adorable baby! How old are they?” (pointing at camilo)

Carlos: “fifthteen.”

y/n: “Oh, they’re quite small for fithteen months-”

Carlos: “Years.”

y/n: “...Pardon?”

Carlos: “They’re fithteen years old.”

[0mirabel3madrigal0]

Incorrect Madrigal quotes pt 1

*Augustin comes in with bee stings*

Julietta and young Mirabel: Ay, Augustin

[yellowcry]

Mirabel: Truth or dare?

Luisa: Truth

Mirabel: How many cups of coffee did you drink today?

Luisa:

Luisa: Uh... Um... Dare?

Mirabel: Cut off amount of coffee you consume hourly

Luisa: I don't like this game actually

[lafamiliamadrigalpt]

Camilo: Please don't tell Isabela.

Y/n: Oh, I'm not going to say a word.

Camilo: You're going to make me tell her, aren't you?

Y/n: Loud and clear. And every nitty-gritty detail.