#incorrect marauders era

[the-leo-lion]

PROMPT:

remus flirting back for the first time with sirius

Here's a silly one and I'll make a actual thought out well written one when my laptop charges! Hope you like it as much as I had fun writing it 🔪🦁🗡

Setting- Shrieking shack just after Sirius escapes Azkaban

Snape: *spiteful* Black we will get you back to the castle so the dementors can give you your kiss

Remus: *looks between them* I don't think we will I'll be the only one kissing him thank you very much and Snivilus your just mad because someone actually wants to kiss Sirius and your 39 and never had any action *he walks forward as he's talking and trips over a loose wooden floor plank and falls into Sirius lap*  oh well hello there *winks with both eyes*

Sirius: it's taken you 21 years to flirt with me and that's the best you can do *smirks but is blushing like mad* well it's pretty damn wonderful if I do say so myself.

Meanwhile~ harry knocks snape out in the background

Wolfstar- kissing like their life depends on it.

THE END

[siriuslygay1981]

Angry, possessive Barty who watches Remus and Sirius talking, he thinks about how Remus used to like Sirius and he's heated immediately. He's working himself up watching how Sirius beats his eyelashes (he's just blinking) he's grinding his teeth and glaring at the two.

Barty ends up waiting till Sirius leaves before coming up behind and grabbing remus' waist

Into his neck he whispers SMTHN possessive (I'll kill him if he touches you, kill you if you let him)

Remus is so very fond, and also annoyed (shut up you possessive bastard and let's go.) cuz he's turned on fuck u

He just turns around and kisses Barty and Barty bites him and he pulls back with blood dripping down both their lips and they make out against the wall and then Barty drags them upstairs and bam fuckin all over Sirius' bed as a big fuck you.

They tumble a bit but honestly Remus is so turned on he gives control almost immediately, he still makes Barty work for it but he planned on bottoming as soon as Barty whispered in his ear.

Barty is making Remus yell and be loud and saying all types of possessive crap while he teases TF out of him.

"He can't get you like this"

"I make you feel so good, bet he couldn't even get you as wet as I do"

"Fucking slut, letting him give you those fuck me eyes"

"He couldn't make you beg like I do, he wouldn't fuck you how you like"

"I should fuck you in front of him, show him the only person that can fuck you right"

"Maybe that's what you want-too fucking bad though. No one gets to see you when you're being my little whore"

"No one gets to have you like this Remus, I'll fucking kill anyone who tries"

And then he bites TF out of Remus, he's bruised for weeks, when they first finish there's like a lot of blood from biting ofc so Barty cleans it up while Remus smokes. Remus gives a 'nonchalant' I don't like Sirius that way anymore when Barty has his back to him . They both pretend not to notice when Barty loses the tension in his shoulders.

Sirius is clueless the whole time, babe is happily eye fucking his own bf. (James)

Remus buys Sirius new sheets btw, don't worry

[thelegitcasper]

regulus to james

[t-thathandsomedevil]

Regulus: if you do that again, I'll throw you out the fucking window you-

Regulus:

Regulus: what the fuck are you doing?

James: checking how high the drop is, see if it's worth it.

Regulus:

Regulus: you little bitch

[mydarlingdearestdead]

@olivers-cocoapuffs 103 per request

James: Mum, I'm dating Regulus now and-

Effie: You couldn't have found anyone better?

James: But Mum! I love him!

Effie: I was talking to Regulus.

James:

Regulus: The store was sold out of everything else

[my-beloved-fandoms]

Remus: Fuck the rich

Sirius, breathless: please do

James: What?

Remus: What?

Sirius: What?

Lily, not looking away from her book: I think he said "please do"

Remus: Wait-

[rhetorical-conscience]

Regulus: I don't deserve your love.

James: No, Reg, don't say that! You deserve all the love in the world!

Regulus: You know that's not true, Pott-

James: You can only accept mine, though.

Regulus:

James: I get jealous easily.

[milesmoralesluvs]

james: i didn't do it!

y/n: really? you expect me to believe that?

remus: maybe you should take his word for it

y/n: ...

james: ...

remus: ...

remus: i'm sorry, i don't know what came over me.

[poetic-gays]

Wolfstar raising Harry

Sirius: Fuck

Remus: You can’t say fuck in front of the baby you fucking dumbass

[not-rab]

Regulus: My friend would never! How dare you Professor!

Pandora: Actually Reg, I did set fire to the potions classroom

Regulus: …

Regulus [throwing his hands in the air]: Well what did you want her to do, not set fire to it when it's so very flammable?!

[the-leo-lion]

Sirius: *enters common room dramatically* Sorry I couldn't grace you with my presence sooner I was dying my hair *flips hair*

Peter: *jaw drops* it- its PURPLE!?

Remus: *looks up from book and dies inside* dear God help me

Sirius: *smirks* yep moonys favorite color

[siriuslygay1981]

Sirius- Am I being annoying?

Remus- Are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you?

[jiangyanlissidepiece]

Little Harry: what were you and Papa like when you first met?

James, smiling: we instantly hit it off!

Regulus: uh, no. I threatened to rip out your eyes and feed them to you.

James: ah, but that was when I knew you were the one.

[oxydiane]

remus, commenting quidditch: if anyone’s keeping track of how many times potter has been distracted by the slytherin seeker and missed the quaffle so far in the match my count’s eleven

remus: in other news sirius black wants me to publicly state that if gryffindor chaser potter doesn’t take his eyes off his brother and start scoring he will piss in potter’s cornflakes for the rest of the year

[loonylupinblack3]

James going to the astronomy tower in the middle of the night to look at the regulus star and finding remus already there looking at the sirius star

Remus:

James:

Remus:

James:

Remus: wanna join?

James: yes please

[milesmoralesluvs]

remus: that thing, above your chin and below your nose?

sirius: yeah?

remus: fucking shut it

sirius: ...

sirius: wow

y/n: let him live, he's on his period

james: ??

y/n: full moon's nearing

james: ohhhh