#incorrect marauders quotes

[t-thathandsomedevil]

James: is it hot in here or is it just you?

Regulus:

Regulus: YOUR ON FIRE STOP FLIRTING DUMBASS

[toujoursincorrect]

James: Lily called me pretty!!

James: Okay, she called me pretty annoying, but still pretty.

[propussyslayer]

sirius, gaming: HOW THE FUCK DID I LOSE

remus: CAN YOU WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE

james: LADS HARRY IS IN THE FUCKING ROOM SHUT THE FUCK UP

harry:

[werewolfwhispersandwizardsshouts]

Regulus: I love you.

James , not paying attention: What was that?

Regulus: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

[that-bitch-kat3]

remus (jokingly): you are a terrible gossip

mary: i am a WONDERFUL gossip. now do you want to know what lily said about james or not?

[isabel-lillah]

Remus: I think I broke something

Sirius: Don't worry, I'll buy a new one

Remus: No, I meant that I broke a bone

[vomits0cutely]

James: I think I broke something

Barty: I’ll buy you two more

James: … (I can buy my own stuff..?)

Barty: don’t even worry about it

James: I think I broke a bone

[yourgalgremlin]

[saturnsconstellation]

Olivia Rodrigo and Conan Gray are both Sirius’s children and I will die on that hill.

[propussyslayer]

sirius: so... what's remus' type?

lily: gray eyes, black hair, disrespecful humor, oblivious and pureblood, i think

sirius: kinda sounds like me. too bad we are just friends

lily: i mentioned oblivious, right?

sirius: yeah, why?

lily: no reason

[jamespotterbbg]

i return as I must with things my friends have said as the marauders:

Marlene: "Don't hope, seduce"

Remus: "It's called murder mystery, but the real mystery is who asked"

Sirius: "Silence peasant"

Barty: "We are summoning a raccoon"

Marlene: "I'm in love with your mom... wait... does that mean I'm gay?"

Mary: "When two people love each other very much, they go to Walmart to buy a child"

Evan: "Why do you have straight paper?"

Sirius: "Ice! Ice! I'm going to hell but it's ice!"

Lily: "You don't have to worry about being straight... oh wait you're not straight"

Regulus: "Draw a pufferfish that could fuck your mother"

James: "Wait ok here me out... a fishbowl"

[gayastrophilehistoryfreak]

Just a normal summer. Together in a large cabin. In the woods.

Regulus: *writing some sadboi poetry per usual*

Sirius: *blasting Maneskin*

Regulus: doesn't really give a shit*

Remus: *trying to read, with headphones on*

James: *pacing the room while rambling to himself about a new theory*

Peter: *preventing Marlene from burning down the kitchen*

Marlene: *lights up all the fucking plants for fun*

*Mary: *making DIY stuff out of her old clothes*

Dorcas: *just vibing with Reg, sketching*

Pandora: *watching the chaos ensue while she tries to touch the fire*

Barty: *smoking then intentionally throwing it on the plants to worsen the fire*

Evan: *staring at the ceiling, lying in the living room with a bottle of vodka in his hands*

Lily: *trying to ignore everything but gives up and cusses at every single one of them.*

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Regulus: Do you now the story of the mouse, the lion and the thorn? James: Yeah. Regulus: Well, there you go, in case we ever meet a monster. James: You know that story’s about the mouse becoming friends with the lion after taking the thorn out of it’s paw though, right? Regulus: No, it’s not. The mouse kills the lion with the thorn. James: Who told you that? Regulus: My mother. James: James: That actually explains a lot.

[alextextbook]

James: “Moony, what’s your spice tolerance?”

Remus: “I’m Welsh.”

Marlene: “The fruit snack?”