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mamaspidershit · 10 days
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MJ: You wanna fight?! You got one! Peter: Okay! *raises fists* *Natasha runs in, scoops Peter up in their arms, and runs away carrying them* MJ: MJ: What?
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ironrad · 1 year
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Flash: Give me your lunch money, dork.
Peter: It’s giving broke.
Flash: What-
Ned: Personally, you don’t see me asking for lunch money.
Flash: Wait but-
Peter: The food isn’t even that good.
MJ: If you can’t afford it, just say that.
Flash: I-
Ned: Common bully L
Flash:
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bitrashteddy · 2 years
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Peter: You know Storm? He's so fucking hot, literally
Harley: Yea haha
Later
Harley: Hey MJ guess who finally figured out what jealousy feels like
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MJ, normally: Fuck capitalism. It’s a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn’t fair. You shouldn’t need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
MJ, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should’ve tried not being poor.
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marvelnatasha · 1 year
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*During Spiderman No Way Home*
Peter: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?
MJ: Not by the law!
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captainwaffles · 1 year
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Mj: you know, the grinch is just like stitch, but Christmas flavored
Flash: what?
Ned: no no she has a point
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thepastneverforgets · 10 months
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felt the need to sum up my feelings on a current fav crackship with a low rent edit.
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mustasekittens · 4 months
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im just making shitposts like i cant stop laughing at my own shitty jokes
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marvel-lous-guy · 5 months
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Peter: I hate ice skating
Tony: ...why?
Peter: because someone saw a frozen lake, put on their sharpest shoes and somehow didn't die. And now it's a popular stupid sport.
Tony: I'm sorry, what?
Clint: their sharpest shoes...?
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whatsanari · 3 months
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Marvel + incorrect pictures (mostly young avengers)
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the-real-mj · 5 days
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*on the phone*
Mj: babe, i’m breaking up-
Peter: im pregnant
Mj: I meant the call
Peter: right, sorry. I panicked
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fandomnerd9602 · 1 month
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Just the idea of Peter having Male Reader as the friend who acts gay but isn't gay and being frenemies with MJ
After patching up Peter
Ned: So we're going to head out now okay
Peter: Sure
Male Reader: Ok get well soon buddy *gives Peter a forehead kiss*
MJ: We'll see you tomorrow *Kisses Peter*
Male Reader: Wow really flexing your girlfriend privileges
MJ: Shut up your just jealous
Peter: Guys please not know I'm in pain
MJ: you’re totally gay for Peter!
Y/N: I am not!
Ned: when did this start?
Y/N: it all started when I held Peter’s hand during the movies hang out. MJ wouldn’t hold his hand so I did
MJ: I was holding my soda!
Y/N: your boyfriend needs his hand held during the movie and I stepped up. That’s called true friendship-relationship
Ned: a Bro-ship!
Y/N: thanks Ned
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ironrad · 1 year
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MJ: You know how I’m like one of the three women in our Engineering class?
Ned: Yeah?
MJ: Well, I got the lowest grade on the first test.
MJ: Guess I’m the underdog now.
Peter: No, you’re the main character who still hasn’t reached her full potential.
MJ eyeing Peter skeptically:
MJ: I better also get abs in this character arc then.
Peter:
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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Y/N: I just watched Peter and MJ try to cross a street and almost get hit by a car.
Y/N: When the driver honked Peter yelled, "SORRY" at the same time MJ yelled, "FUCK OFF".
Y/N: I want what they have.
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MJ: *to 5-month-old Mayday* "Mommy’s going to drop kick anyone that touches you."
Peter B Parker: "And Daddy’s going to bail Mummy out of jail."
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jonasdirection101 · 1 year
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Tony, walking into his house: "Hello, people who do not live here."
MJ: "Hi."
Ned: "Hello."
Harley: "Hey."
Tony: "I gave you a key for emergencies."
Peter: "We were out of Doritos."
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