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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 10 months
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Lan Xichen: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?
Lan Wangji: Do not do that.
Lan Xichen: You won’t even notice!
Wei Wuxian, entering: Zewu-Jun, you wanted to see me again?
Lan Xichen: Wangji's single
Lan Wangji:
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incorrect-web-novels · 11 months
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Nie Mingjue: NONSENSE! The Nie Sect doesn't even know the meaning of the word "surrender"!
Nie Huaisang: But we're willing to learn!
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cloudvivi · 4 months
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Jin Ling: Please, I’m begging you go to a doctor.
Jiang Cheng: I’m sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
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slythmultishipper · 1 year
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Wei Wuxian: What did you do with Xiao Xingchen's body?
Xue Yang: What didn’t I do with his body?
Wei Wuxian:
Xue Yang: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I conserved his body respectfully.
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fianne-0123 · 2 months
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Lan Xichen giving advice : Do not pursue homoerotic friendships; He deceived everyone around him, killed my best friend, manipulated me, stole sect secrets, stole the stygian tiger seal, exploited it & basically unleashed chaos to the world.
The Lan disciples : zewu .. jun?
Lan Xichen, calm as ever, sips tea : Yes?
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mxtxlife · 1 year
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Nie Huaisang: What is the worst deal you've ever made?
Jiang Cheng: I traded puppies and got Wei Wuxian.
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redbayly · 1 year
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Wei Wuxian: The first boy I ever kissed ended up in a coma for three weeks.
Jiang Cheng: Well next time brush your teeth first.
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jc-aka-why-me · 1 year
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WWX: The devil's in the details...
Basically everyone else: You don't need an eye for detail to spot the devil in certain people... Just saying.
WWX: HEY?!?!?!
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jayktoralldaylong · 2 years
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Wei Wuxian: Oh yeah Lan Zhan, don't forget to do that special thing tonight.
Lan Zhan: Special thing?
Wei Wuxian: You know. You know. That special thing you did last night.
Lan Xichen: Oh dear God.
Wei Wuxian: The special thing with my legs-
Jiang Cheng, red in the face: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
(Wei Ying was talking about a foot massage.)
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Conversation
every day in Yi City
Xue Yang: We have fun, don't we, Little Blind?
A-Qing: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
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Wuxian: dinosaurs could’ve had tentacles
Wanji:
Wanji: I love you so much
Wanji: please go to sleep
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 7 months
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Jiang Yanli: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*’*

Wei Wuxian: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Dad.’*
Jiang Cheng: You guys get notes?
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Lan Wangji: What if we went to dinner... not as friends? Wei Wuxian: AS ENEMIES???
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cloudvivi · 4 months
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Store Worker: Would a "Hanguang Jun" please come to the front desk?
Lan Wangji, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Wei Wuxian + all 4 juniors
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Jingyi and Shizui, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Lan Wangji: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
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twistedappletree · 6 months
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wei wuxian: *appears with a screeching murder of crows, creepy black tendrils sprouting out of his body, glowing red eyes and a corpse-summoning hell flute*
lan wangji: move in with me
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nixster627 · 2 months
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Wei Wuxian: What's your type?
Lan Wangji: Kind, smart and also dumb, brave, a good fighter.
Wei Wuxian: That kinda sounds like me. Too bad I'm not a woman.
Lan Wangji: Did I mention dumb?
Wei Wuxian: Yes.
Lan Wangji: Good. Just making sure.
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